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  1. Dougiefresh
    No, but that's who I was thinking of when I wrote it. Thanks for the compliment.
  2. Dougiefresh
    Nope. I fight 'em off with a stick. Sex is more than a physical thing for me, and if I don't want the emotional connection that sex will bring, I ain't taking it out. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  3. Dougiefresh
    Agreed! Thirded. It's gotta be organic. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  4. Dougiefresh
    I am 26 of your earth years. Back home, I am 4.2 x 10^54 floobs old. If you don't know what a floob is, don't worry. Most people don't. However, I would strongly encourage you not to try to find out, as your undeveloped and primitive "brains" cannot handle the disgusting and sticky quantum equations required to explain it. Were I to successfully teach you of a floob, every cell in your body would simultaneously dissociate, leaving you as a puddle on the floor. Which I would quickly stake as my own claim and guard jealously. In case you haven't noticed, I am also a flaming dork. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    Check your gear religiously. It's far too easy to misroute a chest strap, among other things. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  6. Dougiefresh
    Re # 2 above: when in doubt, fall on your butt. Falling and laughing about it is much better than getting going fast and wiping out. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    psychos

    Dougiefresh replied to Dougiefresh's topic in The Bonfire

    not gonna touch that one. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    psychos

    Dougiefresh replied to Dougiefresh's topic in The Bonfire

    Some crazy person almost ran me off the road today. I passed him, and he came up right next to me, rolled down the passenger side window, and started screaming at me. At first I thought he was yelling about my driving, but i guess he was actually mad about one of my bumper stickers. I gave him the finger a couple times, yelled "F off" and he left me alone when I turned. What a f'in nutball. People like that really scare me -- their priorities are ALL messed up. Drive, or yell? I think I'll yell. edit to remove name of political figure Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  9. Dougiefresh
    Pull. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  10. Dougiefresh
    Perhaps she is hot to trot. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  11. Dougiefresh
    She could keep it in a pot. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  12. Dougiefresh
    That chick is oogly. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  13. Dougiefresh
    So how is the guy holding the mop a criminal? Cuz he was there? Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  14. Dougiefresh
    Wow, I guess they gave me that pimp number for a reason. That schedule doesn't leave much time for jumping... I want to see all those talks. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  15. Dougiefresh
    Guess you're buying the beer then... Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  16. Dougiefresh
    I use it to test my altitude eyeballing skills. My procedure: 1. Guess height. 2. Check. 3. Learn. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    Based on your sigline, I don't think you know what you're talking about. Course, neither do I. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  18. Dougiefresh
    Amen. Always let the woman think she's won. ...then go kick the cat. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  19. Dougiefresh
    I was doing a freefly jump with a couple of buddies -- one on camera, the other headdown. I was in a sit, when the headdown guy decided to backfly under and pop up behind me. His toe caught my toe as he went by. We both were able to stay stable and continue the jump, but there was a serious discussion when we landed. He's quite a bit more experienced than me, so it was cool that he approached me to apologize and take responsibility. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  20. Dougiefresh
    I'll try to make it. Can't guarantee it tho. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  21. Dougiefresh
    #41 totally applies to me. What happens first always appears better and more original than what comes after. If you succeed a great man or have a famous parent, you will have to accomplish double their achievements to outshine them. Do not get lost in their shadow, or stuck in a past not of your own making: Establish your own name and identity by changing course. Slay the overbearing father, disparage his legacy, and gain power by shining in your own way. I'm gonna go become a professional skydiver. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  22. Dougiefresh
    you tell us. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  23. Dougiefresh
    Skydiving is an intense experience, and evokes a lot of hormones/brain chemicals. Plus when you jump with someone, you're pretty much trusting them not to do something that will kill you. Sharing that experience with someone is pretty intimate. When you get back on the ground, that intimacy can manifest itself as flirting, physical contact, and, yes, raw animal humping. As one of my skydiver buddies once told me, "Well, skydivers are a horny bunch." It just goes with the territory. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  24. Dougiefresh
    Ditto. I was the situation once where I knew she was leaving -- out of my life, as it turned out, but still let her know how I felt about her. I would have really regretted holding that back, and dealing with the what-ifs. Goferit. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  25. Dougiefresh
    That is some IRONMAN shit right there. wow. just wow. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams