Tonto

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  1. Tonto

    IQ test

    What. Three Goals for a hat trick? I'm in Africa! What the hell do I know about hockey! t It's the year of the Pig.
  2. Considering you work for PD... that was a damn fine post! Makes me feel good when gear manufacturers don't run down their competition. You get no taller cutting others off at the knees, eh? (But I am a PD snob..) t It's the year of the Pig.
  3. You will love the Safire. Openings are WAY better than the Sabre, which has been known to hammer, and steering is smooth with a full toggle stroke and a full and powerful flare. How many jumps total, what are your landings like, and is your DZ hot or high? t It's the year of the Pig.
  4. Tonto

    IQ test

    Here ya go.. Mine only... don't have the full list t It's the year of the Pig.
  5. Tonto

    IQ test

    25... and I'm starting to struggle. Want my answers? t It's the year of the Pig.
  6. Are you telling me not to beleive myself that I know someone who put his hand through the prop on exit? t It's the year of the Pig.
  7. Tonto

    Jumping Smoke

    It will ruin your gear. I will only jump smoke on sponsored gear. t It's the year of the Pig.
  8. 85 seconds... after several failures...and an old ball mouse. Would screen resolution be an issue here? Cursor love bunny good! t It's the year of the Pig.
  9. We're not sounding similar to whuffo's. We are people familiar with the concept of putting our lives on the line for a feeling of belonging and self worth. We have seen death seconds after smiling, meaningful eye contact, and we know what "The End" means. "See you tomorrow" are words fraught with doubt for me. I don't give a shit if people want to surf elevators. The more die - the safer we become statistically. t It's the year of the Pig.
  10. You don't want a hard core CReW rig as a main. Reasons why not. 1. Packing without a bag sucks. 2. The canopy will survive a terminal opening fine.. but you won't. 3. They're trimmed nose down for stability in wake turbulence, and this makes them hard to land. 4. They pack bulky because of the reinforcing on the nose etc. 5 Their glide angle is poor - even for a 7 cell - so out landing posibilities increase. Reasons why. 1. If you ever have a canopy collision - you're gonna be smiling! t It's the year of the Pig.
  11. Congratulations. My tips (a little late) Sit sideways. Stop the engine (or don't put your hand through the prop - we lost bits of a jumper that way a couple of years back) Make sure you're clear of wires, arch hard - as you'll be very sub terminal for a while. Very similat in feel to a helicopter dive. t It's the year of the Pig.
  12. You've used a double negative. "Not unlike" I suspect you've answered your own question incorrectly. t It's the year of the Pig.
  13. At least 100 a year for 10 years, never skipping a single calender month. I'd think they were uncurrent - but regular.
  14. It may never go away. Nervy jumps that spring to mind... My 1st CReW dive Any demo My AFF evals - About half the 1200 AFF's since then Every Tandem Round 1 at the World meet Every base I did 1st Birdman Most bigways (The axe... the ego..) etc That nervousness is wanting to do your best. Nothing wrong with that. t It's the year of the Pig.
  15. Rock Climbing. 80% of my climbing partners are skydivers. t It's the year of the Pig.
  16. L1 1600 ZAR L2 980 ZAR L3 980 ZAR L4 680 ZAR L5 680 ZAR L6 680 ZAR L7 680 ZAR L8 280 ZAR x 3 Total 7120 ZAR or $988 at the current exchange rate of R7.20 to the $. Jumps after that are 200ZAR Including packing and rig hire. Rigs are Skymaster/Naro/Tempo/Cypress equipped($27) Aircraft is a Pilatus Porter PC-6 and exit altitude is 11 000AGL (16 000AMSL) (And the small matter of a commute to Africa) More info at Johannesburg Skydiving Club and Blueskies t It's the year of the Pig.
  17. When you jump with your 500th student. If you've jumped you 500th student... you have ethics issues... Don't count the dives with you as PAX. t It's the year of the Pig.
  18. All our freefall rigs (7 ripcord and 4 BOC throwout) are Cypress equipped. t It's the year of the Pig.
  19. Well... I disagree. I have packed for myself over 1500 times. That's enough. Someone else can do it - and if they can't - I can get it done in about 5 min. We don't expect CEO's to service their own cars. Lets do what keeps us in the air - and provide income for others to enter the sport. t It's the year of the Pig.
  20. OK. Got all that sorted.
  21. What have you ordered? If it's a VX I'd really like your opinion. I'm thinking of downsizing in 600 to 800 dives.. and am researching... Thanks.. t It's the year of the Pig.
  22. Welcome back! I'm in Africa - and we've never met - but I'm a former CReW dog and have jumped at Perris... and that was all the bond I needed to identify with you. (That and also having smashed myself - but not nearly as well as you!) You're a tough one! Long road to recovery - and it looks like you're going to have plenty of people to help you out along that road.
  23. Dude - read the post. It's South Africa VS. England. There are no Dutchmen in the game. t It's the year of the Pig.
  24. I can't vote... But there is an upside to being cheated on. My wife fell pregnant - and I've attached a pic of the child. I'm not with the wife anymore - but this? This is an absolute gift! t It's the year of the Pig.
  25. Tonto

    Holy war

    Wrong, dude. Remember the crusades? That was us being the aggressors. t It's the year of the Pig.