Tonto

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  1. Mmm. Lets see now... My daughter did her 1st jump at 7, and my dad at 62... So how would that math help you? t It's the year of the Pig.
  2. It's a secret. It works for me though. I've had people arrive in SA from all over the world, open a phone book, call the nearest DZ and ask "Where's Tonto" and find me. That's cool. t It's the year of the Pig.
  3. Evidently not. t It's the year of the Pig.
  4. Actually, right now, Airsped and GK want to fly like Majik...or at least like they did last week. And since we're on the 182 kick - I'd like to point out that 3 members of "Majik" were born is South Africa and started jumping out of a 182 in Petermaritzburg, South Africa, - at the oldest DZ in the world. t It's the year of the Pig.
  5. Well... hate to be picky, but you never did take the leader out... just like you missed Usama... And the pre-emptive strike was not justified - as there are no WMD's. He's saying the US did a good job of invading, but are soldiers, not policemen. They are fucking up the job of policing. They are trained to kill, not keep peace, and no matter what they do, they piss off the locals and expose themselves in the process. So what's the plan? Under the Geneva convention - they are tasked as an occupying force to rebuild the infrastructure they have destroyed. Once they've done that - they should leave - but at a death a day - it's going to take a long time. t It's the year of the Pig.
  6. I voted unplug, and if the same happens to me I'd hope my parents know me well enough (we've had "the chat") to unplug me. t It's the year of the Pig.
  7. Possibly because most guys don't know what that is. Im beginning to agree with you I know what that means!
  8. 11K. We have a Pilatus PC-6 Turbine, but at 5000ft AMSL hypoxia becomes a real issue. Sometimes we get 12000 for early morning loads, but we're the limitation, not the kite. t It's the year of the Pig.
  9. You're kidding, right? Students shoot at their teachers here. Sometimes they hit, but mostly, no. For a pencil? I'd let it slide. Sounds more like a clash of wills and ego damage to me. t It's the year of the Pig.
  10. That's beautiful. I think it's great that we now hold people without trial on foreign soil in definitely and deny them any due process of law. This kind of precedent scares me a lot more than any terrorist does, this is truly terrifying. I know how you feel. The apartheid government had "detention without trial." You guys have the same thing now - except the people being called "terrorists" were captured in their own country, fighting an invading force. It's sad. t It's the year of the Pig.
  11. @mr@mk1g re CrazyIvan t It's the year of the Pig.
  12. Tonto

    Falling dollars

    Yeah... and 240 a year is a little on the low side for me. Actually quite a lot on the low side. t It's the year of the Pig.
  13. You have more facial hair than any girl I know.. but the necklace is feminine enough for people to see your "inner woman." Does that help? t It's the year of the Pig.
  14. And it's mine... want me to complete it? t It's the year of the Pig.
  15. Agreed. I've thought about it after these - and conclude that the more I learn, the safer I get. Watching people with a couple 100 jumps routinely smashing themselves makes me feel athletic and spritely. I could race many to bording point and win! So I stay. Agreed. I did think it was sad, and still get sad when I see one - and think what we do is quite pointless and very dangerous - but it defines me - so I'll be on the next load. Agreed. But I had kids and carried on because this is MY LIFE and not theirs. Besides, a bitter resentful father is not what any child needs growing up. A dude who will take you for Tandems is much cooler! Agreed. I only competed because I was good at my chosen disipline. After a few years, I really didn't like it, so I stopped it completely. I do teach, and it is a job because I'm paid to do it. I love it. I also suck at new stuff, like freefly and birdman, and I'll never perfect a swoop, as any swooper will know, so I keep going, and keep learning. Well, I've heard of that - but I've not missed a calender month since April 1987 after breaking my femur. I really like it, so I'm not burned out yet, I guess Yup. I've seen them come and I've seen them go. So true. Accidental skydivers... That pretty much covers it... I'm having the time of my life though, and have been since I was 22. (I'm now 41) I can't imagine what I'd do if I were to stop. Curl up and wait to die, I guess. Time will tell, but I'm identifying with Lew Sanborn and Chett Poland more than I ever did with Rob Harris or Tom Piras. My Dad is 72 - and has competed in a 75 mile Cycle race every year for the last 23 years. Before that he ran marathons. I can see myself on the DZ WAY past that age, doing maybe 2 or 3 dives a weekend, 2 weekends a month - unless I can find a sponsor! t It's the year of the Pig.
  16. Shit... Been jumping longer than that.. I'm 41. t It's the year of the Pig.
  17. Turn 180 and track. Unless you are a) breaking off very high b) are an exceptional tracker (not damn good) c) There is insufficient seperation between groups exiting the aircraft d) another exceptional tracker is tracking down line of flight, You will have no problem. t It's the year of the Pig.
  18. Go do a soft style (eg. Tai Chi) and a hard style. (eg. Wing Chun) That will work more than your muscles - just like skydiving. t It's the year of the Pig.
  19. 107 Main (1.82) 120 Res (1.60) t It's the year of the Pig.
  20. It's not only the cutter that will draw attention. If you've seen a lot of bombs - and not a lot of rigs - a rig can look REALLY exciting on an X-Ray. This is mainly because of the reserve ripcord heading to the centre of a metal coil spring, and the cutter (A detonator) terminating inside a large body of low bulk (Packed Nylon - but could be C4, Semtex or some IE) material. t It's the year of the Pig.
  21. Tonto

    Legalize Drugs?

    Legalise all. Free choice remains. t It's the year of the Pig.
  22. You're in Europe, so get a Barigo. They're simple, reliable, cheap and ever to easy to repair if they get smashed. (I loan gear to my AFF students and they smash several a year, so I know) If you're not going to smash it, go for the Alti 2 Safire. Nice kit. Or if you like digital displays, check out the Neptune, as it does everything a Pro Track does, and more (and is waterproof) t It's the year of the Pig.
  23. Berringer and Baldwin both jumped in the movie. Rodman didn't do a single skydive.... t It's the year of the Pig.
  24. I'd say 2$ a jump less than what you paid for it... But if you can sell it for more - go for it. t It's the year of the Pig.
  25. Tonto

    IQ test

    Mmm. This is my Impressed look... t It's the year of the Pig.