Lindercles

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  1. And that right there is the exact problem I've always had with the theories about other dimensions. Every one of them relies on the assumption that higher dimensions have the same basic physical properties as the third. Of course, you can't really blame the scientists for modeling their theories this way. It's sort of like art; you create what you know. How are we supposed to interpret ideas that are beyond our brains' limited comprehension?
  2. You may want to look into a pest control service.
  3. Oh my. You two are perfect for each other. Seriously, dude, hold on to her and never let her go. You'll never find another woman that will do those things with you... Oh yeah, and she's got a nice rack, too.
  4. My parents quit trying to play my video games after failing miserably at the original Nintendo. Ironically, my mom would probably do very well with the Wii since her main problem was that she kept moving the controller where she wanted Mario to go and got really frustrated when he didn't go there. That little tidbit of entertainment alone was worth the price of the console.
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    Predictions?

    Weatherman predicts a low of 63° tonight.
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    Bah Humbug

    The unfortunate thing about shopping online is that it requires forethought to allow for shipping time, which is something that I just don't have, try as I might.
  7. Try collapsing the indeterminate wave of your probable futures. From there, draw a line between our infinity and that of another. Then fold that line. See? It kinda looks like two people doin' it, doesn't it? God has a sense of humor after all.
  8. Thanks for clearing that up! We really appreciate it! Nice helmet! Good luck with the purse! I like puppies!
  9. Are we voting on the original Hanukkah Song, or the new version? The new version has an added line: "OJ Simpson, not a jew. But this is what it would be like if he was."
  10. I was attempting to give you the benefit of the doubt, seeing as how your people are the masters of our common language and mine are but bastardizers.
  11. I picked "I'm in Antartica." I figured since no such place exists and I've been feeling disconnected lately, it was the best choice.
  12. I thought you'd like that. You have a pretty rye sense of humor.
  13. Translation: Nobody uses it anymore.
  14. If it is a true subset, wouldn't a venn diagram just be a circle inside another circle?
  15. Hang on, let me consult my Man Book... Ah yes, here it is on page 63, under the heading "Words That Turn Men Into Salivating Sex Fiends." And the list is as follows: 1. Lonely 2. Female 3. Skydive 4. Road Trip 5. Beer Honorable mentions: Anonymous and Internet No wonder DZ.com is running slow today. Your PMs are taking up all the bandwidth. Have fun on your trip.
  16. I've spent me day...violating twin bikini models with various fruits and vegetables (though technically that's not really the case).
  17. Everybody's priorities are different. Spending lots of money on skydiving seems normal to you and me, but it's totally ridiculous to most other people. So she wants a purse, it doesn't have to make sense to you. It makes sense to her, that's all you need to understand. So basically, suck it up and quit whining.
  18. Oh right, sorry. I was getting her confused with this woman.
  19. ...and Princess Bride. I thought the same thing at first, but the only thing The Princess Bride has in common are the characters. The plot is pretty drastically different.
  20. Depends, was there anal and/or lesbian action, or was it all straight sex?
  21. I thought it was going to be about people with an excessive number of cutaways.