Lindercles
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Speaking of which, I would totally do Debbie Downer. What's the worst that could happen, she's disappointed?
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As fun as it is, the lack of an erase function seriously annoys me.
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You've made 169 jumps in your first year? No wonder you're always complaining about being broke! Congrats!
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Am I the only one that would be seriously confused as to how I got in the white room???
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Ahem..."Bitch, shut up." Done.
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That just makes it all the more funny.
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No no no, you've all got it wrong. Future wife was working out, future wife's friend was in the hot tub. Future wife left, he gave his number to future wife's friend, who then passed it on to future wife. He got a call from and date with hot girl working out, not with hot tub girl. Sheesh!
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That depends on what your definition of "is" is.
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You want someone to say "No kitty, this is my pot pie" in bed?
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Yes, drinking tequila does make me an asshole. Also on the list of things that make me an asshole are being sober, being awake, and people talking to me.
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I think I might have gotten some nonlinear output
Lindercles replied to Icon134's topic in The Bonfire
Yeah, like this one. -
Stewardess: "I'm sorry ma'am, we don't allow breastfeeding on the airplane, it makes other passengers uncomfortable. Here, have a vibrator, it only scares the Muslims."
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I think I might have gotten some nonlinear output
Lindercles replied to Icon134's topic in The Bonfire
Nope, the correct answer was "I'm givin' 'er all she's got!" -
I've never actually seen the show, but I found the quote here.
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I think I might have gotten some nonlinear output
Lindercles replied to Icon134's topic in The Bonfire
I thought this was going to be another turd thread. -
There's no doubt he's a badass. Certainly a much bigger badass than me, but his show is still contrived. And that, for me and for others, is enough not to like it, no matter how big of a badass he is otherwise.
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Jason was on the next one. Glad to be part of your 100th.
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I've always thought The Black Eyed Peas - Tell Your Mama Come would be perfect for that kind of thing.
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I know, and I even threw a crazy sick classics joke in there, too that just got deleted with all the rest.
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VY in tha house, ya'll!
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There's nothing quite like a stirring game of rochambeau (South Park rules) in freefall, particularly when freeflying.
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Giant Douche Man, with the power to clean the sand out of even the grittiest vaginas.
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Why would I want my final words to be anything different than what I would say any other time? I gotta be myself, all the way through to the end. From now on I'm going to make a concerted effort to make my last post of the day a crazy perv post. I'll even keep a log of them at http://www.myfreecrazypervpostlog.com for posterity.
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A Klondike bar.