Lindercles

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  1. Lindercles
    I don't know her very well, but I get the impression that the best way to get her to do something is to tell her that she can't.
  2. Lindercles
    When I was in college I worked at a local sandwich shop, the kind where we custom made the sandwich and had to ask you if you wanted each ingredient before we put it on. One day this lady came in and right in the middle of ordering her sandwich she started talking on her phone. The whole rest of the sandwich my friend talked to himself as he made it. "Hi, how are you. I'm great, what have you been up to," etc etc etc. Freaking classic.
  3. Lindercles
    There are two kinds of people, sheep and sharks. It's time to shift some paradigms, take the bull by the horns, and eschew obfuscation.
  4. Lindercles
    Sarwhatsm? Whatcasm? What is this "sarcasm" you speak of?
  5. Lindercles
    So much for loyalty, I guess.
  6. Lindercles
    Of course you do, but a NSFSM would be nice.
  7. Lindercles
    Ok, but only because you asked nicely. I took this one this morning.
  8. Lindercles
    Congratulations, you're now on my list of people never to open attachments from. It's a good thing, too, Walt was getting lonely there all by himself.
  9. Lindercles
    You can find it in Texas, but beware, Salado is in a dry county.
  10. Lindercles
    Burn!
  11. Lindercles
    Better yet, come to Salado this weekend, drink LisaH's beer, and celebrate Kathleens 100th with me.
  12. Lindercles
    I'll be there. Bring Newcastle!
  13. Lindercles
    Way to blow your load in one post, bro. You gotta learn to tease.
  14. Lindercles
    Would your new mouse happen to be an optical mouse, and does your desk happen to be shiny?
  15. Lindercles
    The inversion really brings out your DSL.
  16. Lindercles
    Very nice.
  17. Lindercles
    The best thing you can do is take all your old pictures of her and set them up on a table in the corner of the room, surrounded by a few candles and some incense. Then, at least once a day, masturbate in front of it. You'll be feeling better in no time.
  18. Lindercles
    I once forgot to put on my mask and snorkel when I masturbated. I was pretty shaken up for about a week.
  19. Lindercles
    He called me last night. He told me he'd only get better after we pie you this weekend.
  20. Lindercles
    Until this thread I'd never heard the song or read the lyrics, but it's the freakin' Chili Peppers and the song is called "Snow." I was pretty sure it was about cocaine. Excellent deduction Sherlock.
  21. Lindercles
    I'm just sayin, she has an "unspecified medical condition." I don't wanna be near her farts either!
  22. Lindercles
    Did you actually read the story? Specifically regarding exactly why the plane landed?
  23. Lindercles
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
  24. Lindercles
    No, silly. Junk, as in the kind found in the trunk. From Urban Dictionary, "having a prodigious butt."
  25. Lindercles
    No, but I treasure your junk.