Lindercles

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  1. --What's your phone call frequency? Are you on a daily? No. Semi-daily. Four or five times a week. --What about Saturday nights? Do you have to ask her out, or is a date implied? Implied. --She got anything in your medicine cabinet? There might be some moisturizer. --Ah hah. Let me ask you this. Is there any tampax in your house? Yeah. --Well, I'll tell you what you've got here. What? --You got yourself a girlfriend.
  2. Go Big XII! Oh, and lest ye aggies think us Longhorns have anything but indifference for you, for tonight, Gig 'em!
  3. Last time I showed my babies in the pouch nobody thought it was cute.
  4. I like the new minimalist approach. White background and text only works well, but why the instructions on refreshing my browser?
  5. Dude, I'm a big fan of sick shit in the bonfire. I've posted lots of it myself. But the idea of having the tv on during sex, much less watching it, is about the sickest shit I can think of. You win. I bow down. Power tools and urination be damned, I'm nominating that for sickest post of the year.
  6. Lindercles

    UFC 66

    Sapp V. Hoost Sapp v. Bonjasky
  7. Lindercles

    UFC 66

    I think this is the video you're talking about. He gets the crap beat out of him by Mirko Crocop (total badass). Check out the Crocop v. Fedor fight. Two beasts going at it.
  8. So you don't eat anything that's cute?
  9. That may all be true, but the law is clear that 18 year olds are capable of entering into legally binding contracts. Whether or not they can drink and gamble, and whether or not they are "full adults" is irrelevant. It's not a grey issue.
  10. As has been mentioned in many other threads, Saddam Hussein was sentenced to death by hanging. So, should the hanging be televised? And if it is, will you watch it?
  11. I can, but only in the very center and not without my head pushing the fabric up a bit. It's definitely not a tent to walk around in, but for what I use it for I'm much more concerned about floor space than ceiling space. If you're looking for something to spend any amount of time on your feet in, this wouldn't be the one.
  12. I can't help you with your play hut, but this is what I have, and I like it a lot.
  13. Holy crap! What theater did you go to that still costs five dollars?! Hell, I'd go see funks crapping on his neighbors lawn if it only cost five bucks!
  14. I wasn't comparing making a skydive to joining the military, I was comparing the ability to read and understand a skydiving waiver to the ability to read and understand an enlistment contract. Well, he's right on one thing: They're not the same. One is an 8 year contract, the other is valid in perpetuity. Yup, not a valid comparison at all.
  15. Some like to lick butt Others like it in the butt But they both like butt
  16. Can I move to your fantasy land where 18 year olds are considered children? My god, at 27 I'm barely an adolescent! This place is awesome!
  17. I wish I had your conviction (I'll let you decide if the pun was intended )
  18. ahem... Take your filth elsewhere This is a PG website Trash doesn't go here Carry on.
  19. They compulsively engage in gay sex?