Lindercles
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i'll bet you dinner dustin hoffman was in star wars...
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I really do appreciate the fact you’re sittin’ here
Lindercles replied to jtval's topic in The Bonfire
dude, i'm trying to quit drinking. that picture just set me back a few weeks. -
I really do appreciate the fact you’re sittin’ here
Lindercles replied to jtval's topic in The Bonfire
i was trying to be gracious and let someone else have it. it just seems so selfish to blow the wad twice in one thread... -
I really do appreciate the fact you’re sittin’ here
Lindercles replied to jtval's topic in The Bonfire
yeah, i looked it up and realized that i screwed it up. man, two screw ups in one post. am i going to get banned now? -
I really do appreciate the fact you’re sittin’ here
Lindercles replied to jtval's topic in The Bonfire
but that's the next line! well, i guess i could have shortened it. my bad. -
I really do appreciate the fact you’re sittin’ here
Lindercles replied to jtval's topic in The Bonfire
So barmaid, bring a pitcher, (how's that?) -
over 500 feet on the normal one? that's pretty brutal
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because penguins can't fly!
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did anyone just see the next episode of sports disasters where the paraglider landed in the middle of a soccer match and the match just kept going on like nothing happened? hilarous.
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this aggression will not stand, man
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photoshop
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the simpsons hasn't had but maybe one or two funny moments since season 9. in fact, it generally makes me want to stab out my eyes with a dull spoon. for being the greatest show ever for 9 years, it's really pathetic and needs to crawl into a hole and die. what really bothers me is the fact that it's been it's own underachieving red headed stepchild for almost as long now as it was great. which means there's an entire generation of people who grew up with the crappy episodes and have that as their standard of humor.
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google "miserable failure" and hit i'm feeling lucky
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Who's hotter, Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Lindercles replied to Muenkel's topic in The Bonfire
http://www.jenniferanistonsOTHERlips.com -
Who's hotter, Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Lindercles replied to Muenkel's topic in The Bonfire
DSL. nuff said. edit: no wait, EXTREME DSL. -
ok, so it's not exactly smooth, but it hardly has spines
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That was why I wondered if it was a hedgehog and not a skunk. They all would have pokey things. But after looking at the card, it's definitely stripes. what's pokey about an armadillo?
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not sure. is necrophilia legal?
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joo gotit mang
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a man in new jersey has legally married 3 women, but has not gotten a divorce, a separation, or an annulment, and none of them have died. how is this possible?
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i should have specified, it's a lamp that is powered by some sort of fuel and requires fire
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If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first.
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she's walking
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if there are five apples and you take two away, how many apples do you have?
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bingo