Lindercles
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very nice, dude. very nice.
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i've seriously got to get out to houston one day to hear some of these stories!
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NOICE! goddammit, i can't wait to do that again. this thread is getting me all aflutter.
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...when death is on the line!!! Ah hahahahaha and in a smooth segway back to the topic, here's a philosophy from that movie: "life IS pain, highness. anyone who tells you differently is trying to sell you something" that was the first movie i ever owned and is still in my top 5 of all time
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accidental flaming burps would make great skydiving video fodder.
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and she's still hot!
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no secrets. i love to teach people how to do it. it's much more fun/impressive when you have several people blowing big fireballs all at once. you can use alcohol, but i doesn't create as fine of a mist or spread out as well. i use ultra pure lamp oil. it's easy to mist and is relatively safe if you happen to swallow a little (although it tastes bad when you burp it up an hour later). but whatever you do, don't inhale it!
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been there, done that. the bad news is that KDWS has been known to lead to TDMS....Torn Duodenum in Men Syndrome.....er, i mean, Tom Delay Mug Shot...er.....
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you thought dvda was extreme? try PSPT. that's right, pap smears with power tools. it's all the rage in the adult film industry.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's funny 'cause it's true! pistachios are my second favorite nut. they rank #1 in taste, but lose out to cashews due to shear difficulty of eating.
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HAHAHA, nope, no cork. just a screw top. and it's the kind of liquer that's so tasty it's dangerous, so tread lightly. as for the wine.....WINE APPRECIATORS DO NOT READ PAST THIS POINT.... if you really had to, you could always push the cork in. i know, i know, sacrilege, but corked wine is better than no wine.
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amarula? is that new? the guy at the liquor store gave me a free sample of that last week. i'd never heard of it, and i assumed he gave it to me because it doesn't sell well, but then i tried it and it's actually pretty damn good. where did this stuff come from???
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i suppose i could, but fireflytx is a much better fire handler than i, and we share a home dz, so i'd feel a bit phony if i tried something like that!
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Fuck yeah! HERE HERE!
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yup. one at a party, one at the dz
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i should change my name?
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see my avatar
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i think the better question is, why NOT get wasted on a tuesday?
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that's a dangerous challenge to be making in the bonfire....
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I am of the opinon that prostitution should not only be legal, it should be government subsidized and free to the general public. after all, it's illegal to make you pay for water (city water, not bottled), or air, so why sex?
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the porn shop is called pleasure land, and it's still there. it's in the same little strip center with a head shop, a sheet music store, an indy video store, and a pizza joint. god i love austin. and the mental hospital is still there too....not that i'd have any reason to know that. there's also a toy store (seriously, a for real toy store, not an adult toy store) on the corner called "toy joy." one time my parents came into town and we happened to drive by that corner and my mom looks at toy joy and says "is that an adult store?" i loled.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I KNEW you couldn't stay away from the stories! And keep 'em long, they're entertaining as hell. btw, i lived in hyde park for a short while, and i'm pretty sure i know that guy
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... ..i work for the state. if the roads are icy they call me by about 6:30 and I don't go to work... ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Sudsy, that avatar makes me want to get a giant MUG and fill it with several SHOTs of whiskey, and then chug it without DELAY.
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is that your soon-to-be-stripper girlfriend?