Lindercles

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  1. my two main life philosophies are: 1. without humor i would go insane and 2. you have to be able to rely on yourself ergo, i crack myself up all the damn time. sure, i get a lot of funny looks, and only the occasional giggle, but who cares?! if you are proud of the book then it was a success. what else matters?
  2. A Confederacy of Dunces wasn't even published until after John Kennedy Toole's death. He died thinking he was a failure, and now it's one of the best books of all time.
  3. being able to transfer stuff to my computer would be NICE. i'm not honestly sure if i can do it with my current dvr, but i don't think so. and i haven't had the chance to try yet. i've got a 40 hour dvr and about 30 hours of it are taken up by stuff i don't actually watch but want to keep. if i could just put that on my hard drive life would be sweet.
  4. I think i might have been at that show. i saw them in austin somewhere around 2000. maybe 99, maybe 01, those years are a pretty big blur. but i do remember that they played houston the next night and new orleans after that (not that i followed them or anything). hell, for all i know you might have been the person i tried to swap a beer for a quesadilla with. it might have worked if i had been able to articulate effectively...
  5. i don't have a tivo, but i do have a dvr (made by scientific atlanta, or something like that) and i LOVE it. don't know what i would do with out it, don't ever want to not have one again. but i rent if from time warner for 6 bucks a month. might be worth it just to buy a tivo and dump the other one.
  6. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, arrests for possession at a hippie concert! i guess i get spoiled living in Austin.
  7. Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish? She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive.
  8. dude, i'm not the one who suggested a group trip to the closet to retrieve the spankerchief
  9. just do what my dad did when he caught me eating cigarettes. make him eat a whole carton in one sitting. he'll never want to do it again. btw, if you're dog is big enough you can punch him and he'll never even notice.
  10. maybe it's that person who's really WOW over us but knows that we're in a happy relationship so decided not to pursue, but to stalk anyway edit: damn, that made it sounds like WE'RE in a relationship. dammit, why did you make me start drinking again?
  11. i thought the same thing, but check out http://www.cobo.org/knowledge/glc/JBFAQ.html section 2, question 2
  12. 2200 and counting. which reminds me, i just bought a waterbed, and it's filled up for me and you
  13. i was -2 when it came out, and i remember thinking, dammit dad nonexistence sucks. DO HER SO I CAN WATCH STAR WARS.
  14. well, i do spend a lot of time swooning over my own wittiness.
  15. i'm not so sure your flaming thread has much to do with how much traffic it's received either...
  16. apparently i am radio journalist of the year in venice, california, bassist for a band called SHORTstack, currently being sued by the labor department, am cowriter of a book called C Programming: Just the Faqs, and married to Christine Quinn
  17. so i was right the first time! i win either way!
  18. if this is the kind of woman who will leave her live in fiancee, whom she is happy with, for some dude she just met, do i really want to date her?
  19. Incorrect, it was always Episode IV "A New Hope" that's what i thought, then i found this: http://www.imdb.com/find?q=star%20wars;s=all
  20. is that the hamburglar? man, i've made a seinfeld reference and a south park reference in two different threads tonight, and nobody got either of them. i must be losing it.
  21. doesn't anybody watch seinfeld anymore??
  22. dammit, why did i click again? hold on while i pour another shot.