LoudDan

I spoke with John Eddows (sp) last time I was at X-Keys (freezefest), and what I got from him is: It is a "Boogie" not by invatation only to jump (to compete is probably a different story) The X-Keys chopper will be there, still not sure what planes For those of you that don't have a "D", great news, you only need a "C" to land on the beach. This info is a couple of months old, but came straight from the man (John) himself. and if I'm wrong I'll buy beer and stuff.........

ASC......ASC.....Cedartown........Cedartown.............. Damn folks kinda quick to jump on the wagon against the most hated DZ in America (or at least the most hated by more people that have never been there). I jump at both DZ's and have never had a problem. Doesn't mean others have not, but damn do ya hafta jump all over ASC's nuts everytime some has aproblem skydiving in Georgia? I'm sure some people will jump all over the topic when they find out Jack used to work at ASC......Oooops did I say that out loud?????? Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

PST @ Wildwood New Jersey Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

Whatever,.....just throw 'em on the stage Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

That's a quarter of a century............. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

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I'm lost............I'm going out to find myself.............If I happen to return before I get back.............pour me a beer and ask me to wait. Let the hijackassery begin!!!!!!!!! Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

Dude, lick it, suck it, rub it, PUSSY RULES. There is nothing like going down on a chick and having her grab your hair, clamp her knees onto your head , and start screaming for more......... "All I have to do is lick my eyebrows, and she's on it" Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

That's true, I was there and saw the whole sick sad event....... Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

Their are certain people with many vowels in their names who can assist you in such matters. Expensive but permanent fix to any problem. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

Here's a classic: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told the bitch twice. Rape is not a laughing matter......................unless you're raping a clown Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

My 2 cents says: I have a PD 193R and I load it at 1.4. Fired at terminal, it opened soft, and flew sweet albeit a little sluggish due to it being a seven cell. I say if you are not comfortable jumping a main as small as the reserve you a considering, get a bigger reserve. 1500 feet with your adrenaline pumping in a possible bad spot is not the time or the place to start learning to fly a smaller canopy you most likely have not flown before. Just because its a seven cell, don't think for a minute it is all forgiving and can't bite you in the ass. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

Nuh uh Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

An she don't look like Bob. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

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So much for really fucked up, really fast.........

It's a drink called "The Cocoanut Girl" 1. 2 parts Bacardi Limon 2. 1 Part Captain Morgans Parrot Bay 3. 3 Parts Pineapple Juice bonus: 151 floater for bite if ya like This is just a standard measure, but you'll have tifigure out the best proportions. You can drink these all night long, and just kinda creep into being fucked up. I suggest making a big ass pitcher, and then commence. Just my 2 cents Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

I'm there, with bells and stuff.......... Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

I wouldn't worry about it. I can say that from experience, I would look up whatever airline you are flying on the web, and look intheir customer service policies under special items/ luggage, and print out the airline policy as well. I would also recommend printing out the "Prohibited Items" list available on the TSA website. If its not on the prohibited ites list, it goes. The "Prohibited Items list is public domain, and not a classified document. Most airlines allow parachutes as carry on baggage, and this is a favorite fall back line from the TSA if you show them the TSA letter. ie: If they say no, you show them the TSA letter (there is no secret squirrel letter, that's bullshit), they then say that the airline won't allow it, so then you show them the airline policy. If the TSA person does not give a satisfactory answer, ask to spek to their supervisor, generally they will either state that they are, or that the supervisor is not available. In this case I would say to look up the TSA contact information (before you go to the airport) for the state/ part of the country you are in (TSA.gov), give 'em a call right there on the spot, and take up your problem with them. Be sure to get the badge number of the individual that is fucking with you. Information is the weapon dude. I work in corporate safety for an airline, and we address TSA issues all the time. This may sound like a lot, but you will actually educate the ass clown who is harrassing you, and isn't that what we all want in the end, TSA agents who are educated. Just my 2 cents. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

It should, I'm his room mate. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

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A Big Blue Tent, and toggle monkeys running amuck, and all the girls THROW THE PANTIES ON THE STAGE........ Sorry I couldn't resist Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

All I ever asked for was a little advanced notice Ya never know, Manifest may be making an announcement for someone to come pick up a Big, Loud, Freeflyer, from the Philly Airport. It could happen..... UUHHH Anyone intersted in picking up a Big, Loud, Freeflyer from the Philly Airport?? Please??? I'm house broken..... I'll be your domintated sex slave..(this option not valid for males) PLEASE??? Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

All I ever asked for in life was a little advanced notice. Ya never know, I might just get a wild hair up my ass (JUST a wild hair), and be needing a ride from Philly Airport. You just never know. Coiscidently(sp), anyone insterested in picking up one 6'2", 235lbs, Brn Hair, HzL Eyes, LOUD, Single White Male, whose interests lie in freeflying and down wind landings, up from the Philly airport if need be. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

There comes a time in life when you have to reflect..... and realize that though your job at the airline sucks more than it is fun...... FLIGHT BENEFITS KICK ASS........ See you all there on Friday afternoon. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!