LoudDan

I think purhaps I will fly to Puerto Rico for the 15th and do the freefly festival there if this fucking weather doesn't fis itself. It looks as if it is a toss up (not off) between New Orleans, and Eloy. The Xkeys gang is going to NO, but then again it IS ELOY.....what to do .....what to do. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

I'm gonna try dude, I won't be able to head out till noon on Friday, and I gotta see about getting from an airport to the DZ. Any good ideas for a place to crash? I'll be coming all by my lonesome. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

Who knows, some many DZ's so many choices.......the curse of not having to pay for plane tickets AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

I will die at the ripe old age of 54 on November 21, 2029. Apparently I will of a horrible accident due to a drinking binge after I found out i had cancer. On the brighter side, Alien abduction is not likely, but if I am they most likely will not kill me. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

Aern't you supposed be stable on your head and then take a dock??? They're doing it backwards... Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

Yeah.....yeah.....its cool.....it's cool...... There's a car and sic will, and a propane (and propane accesories) tank invovlved, and broken glass, and burittos for breakfast.......... Masacre...MMMMMMasacre Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH Johnny OHHHH Johnny Johnny, we've done it now Johnny OOOOOOOHHHH Johnny There's a fire Johnny, and a car , and a midget Johnny, OOOOHHHH Johnny where did the goat come from it's weird that it feels good Johnny? Who needs a fucking bullhorn, I'm on my way...... Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

You know I'm with ya Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

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"Omlette du fromage" is from Dexters Lab Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

You missed Freeze Fest, It'll be tough to top. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

DID SOMEBODY SAY BOOGIE???? See if you can get G. Dubya on the horn and ask him to stay his ass at home for this boogie. I will be more than happy to once again assist in raising funds for whatever it is we're gonna burn...you know for the signal fire to uuuhhhh let peolple (on Pluto) know where we are. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

I made it back..... My hair still hurts..... I feel like a big pot of refried ass..... And something in my luggage smells funny..... Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

So I'm getting ready to go back to Atlanta...... I'm not happy about it. Help..........I hurt from the hair down. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

"cup" inversion is kinda scary lookin, but the top side cleavage is killer Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

I hope these clues are self revealing upon visual.... It'll be my first time at crosskeys (i bought rum for this occasion so if you want beer you'll hve better luck pissing up a rope ). Does this street have a name????? Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

Go to www.tsa.gov, and put parachute in the search bar. I think its the top choice of the returned findings. Also look on Uniteds website, and see if they have anything published. This is just in case stuff for if anyone gives you shit. Of course since you'll be prepared, no one will say a word. I always carry mine on, never a problem, and I travel at least twice a omnth with my rig.. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

WORD......I'll pick up a bottle of rum, and I guess I'll find out where in hell the top house is, stop in at a much needed trans sexuals annonymous meeting, pop the bottel, twist the cap, and let the jackassery begin.....

I'll be getting there tomorrow like around 9:30 pm, where's everyone gonna be? Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

I like the mookie juice..... Anyone know if there are RV hookups avail, we decided to limit the staggering distance and the risk of hypothermia by bringing the hotel with us. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

True, True.... What the fuck is up with the coldness anyway, just the other day it was supposed to be like 35 on Saturday, and now its going to be like 25... That temp doesn't cause shrinkage my friend....it causes a retreat. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

MMMMM Chopper and Bi-Plane Jumps............... (He said Bi) I don't know if anyone else has been tracking the weather, but it's going to be a tit bit nipply this weekend, sooooooo everyone bring plenty of the magical internal warming fluid of the clear distilled type that is not water. See ya there, I'll be the one naked wearing only a cock ring.

I don't know if its possible to do a PLF with zero pain, but I do know (from experience) that after breaking your tail bone, sitting on the floor of a jump plane, or even on one of the benches with the slightest bit of lean back is really fucking uncomfortable (OK painful). Bring a pillow (or a hemoroid donut if your brave). The only way through it is to do it!! (read my sig) Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

Now kiss and make up. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

WORD!!! For what its worth, I think you did the right thing. You didn't know what was going on, you felt you were low, "Check Please". Add to which you did a functionality check on your reserve and made adjustments to ensure a safe landing.... Hindsight is always 20/20, and I've never met a fan who coached a losing game from his arm chair. I'll bet next time you'll keep your handles though... Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!