LoudDan

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  1. Hey Yoshi, see ya in the Otter at around 1600 ft again this year? Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  2. OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW the personal attacks never stop, oh the horror, the horror..AAAHHHHHHHHHHAAHAAHHAHHHHHH.......... OK Jailbait, first things first, A-S-S-H-O-L-E is all one word. If you think I'm driving all the way to Hartsfield so I can get CASH (I'll gladly write you a check) on my day off, put the pole (oops) I mean pipe down and seek professional help. Besides I posted that when you were sitting in the room. I'm glad to see that hooked on phonics is working out for you, and no hard feelings, I'll still help you be a better freeflyer
  3. Why don't you try the Atmosphere Dolphin tests? If you want to know your freefly skills are what they should be that would be the ticket. If you want to coach FF for money...........I don't know about everyone else, but all of my FF coaching (100+) is with Dolphin License holders. You don't want to take on FF coaching until you are 100% prepared, not 98% or 99%. Corking into a student or vice versa at 180 - 200 mph has killed/ severely injured more than one coach and student. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  4. AWWWWW C'mon you looked great in a lasso PPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSEEEEEE Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  5. C'mon out Mark. I think we have people that can teach you everything you want to learn. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  6. POW camps maybe...........and just for the record, I don't support what went on in the prison, but lets get back to the original topic of firing GWB and look at a few things first FDR led us into World War II. Germany never attacked us: Japan did. From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost, an average of 112,500 per year. Truman finished that war and started one in Korea. North Korea never attacked us. From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost, an average of 18,333 per year. John F. Kennedy started the Vietnam conflict in 1962. Vietnam never attacked us. Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire. From 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost, an average of 5,800 per year. Clinton went to war in Bosnia without UN or French consent. Bosnia never attacked us. He was offered Osama bin Laden's head on a platter three times by Sudan and did nothing. Osama has attacked us on multiple occasions. Over 2,900 lives lost on 9/11. NOW, Consider THIS: In the two years since terrorists attacked us, President Bush has liberated two countries, crushed the Taliban, crippled al-Qaida, and put nuclear inspectors in Lybia, Iran and North Korea without firing a shot. Captured a terrorist who slaughtered 300,000 of his own people. We lost 700 soldiers which is no doubt 700 too many, at an average of 350 a year. Bush did all this abroad while not allowing another terrorist attack at home. While the loss of our troops is terrible, lets be real, every one of them volunteered into the service, and took an oath to obey the orders of the President of the United States (I know I took the same oath). Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  7. Word. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  8. North Korea did not have the strength to bring a fight to our shores after we went there, that is my point. Don't get me wrong, I don't condone what went on as far as torture and the like on the part of the American Soldiers, and I don't buy the "War is Hell" thing either. All I ever did at forward locations was get drunk and work out. What the American soldiers did was criminal (aggravated assault) no doubt in my mind. However what SH did is known as GENOCIDE (def: The systematic and planned extermination of an entire national, racial, political, or ethnic group), Kinda similar to what was happening in 1992-94 (pre GWB) in Mogadishu, Somalia ................you remember Somalia, where 19 US troops died, a few rather horrifically. Even thought they died, it still needed to be done. We got our asses handed to us there too. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  9. I'm fairly certain his political prisoners, his conections in Syria, all of the women and girls he allowed his son to rape and ruin, and the hundreds of citizens his other son had ritualistically tortured and killed for his ammusement may tend to disagree that SH was held impotent. Just a hunch. GW is still the bad guy right?? I guess all we should care about is our rights being trampled by the officer at the airport asking you a few questions over a few minutes, not the basic human rights SH denied his countrymen over decades. Great plan. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  10. Never mentioned a word about Kuwait, I simply stated that he gassed his own people. Did it, documented it, can't deny it. Now perhaps it would be better if instead of taking the fight to their doorstep, we waited for 10 or 15 years, and let them figure out a way to bring the fight to our door step on a grander scale than 911. Would that be a better idea? Ya know just kind wait out the inevitable? Howcome nobody seems to remember what a lying motherfucker SH was??? Rarely gets mentioned, I find that odd. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  11. Thanks dude. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  12. Ya know, I've noticed all of the concentration camps, death camps, mass graves, ovens, and gas chambers that Bush has ordered to be constucted. As for anyone who compares Bush to Hitler, I suggest taking a trip to Dachau or Auschwietz (been there), or any concentration/death camp. Look at the pictures, read the doctrines, watch the films (the Nazis were anal about documentation) and then try to convince yourself that the two are alike. For my two cents, I compare Clinton to Elmer Fudd in both intelligence and speach pattern. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  13. Can I offer you a drink? It'll make everything better......I promise.
  14. HI, My name is Dan, Loud Dan. What's your name? Do you want to skydive? Me too. How about out of a CASA? Me too. How about an open bar on Saturday night? Me too. Do you like freeflying? Me too. Do you like pond swooping too? We have lots in common, you should come out to ASC and jump with us. Don't believe the bad hype, and come give it a try. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  15. I"M THERE, and I"LL BE THERE EARLY THIS YEAR and ..................................THERE BETTER BE SOME FUCKING SUNSHINE. Not that last year wasn't a blast, but I gotta quit treating myself like that. I brought enough dough for 30 jumps last year, did 10 due to weather, and still went home broke as hell, Jenn had to buy gas. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  16. LoudDan

    Evil thoughts

    Funny you should mention that about the asshole taking up two spaces.......... Here is a solution: Get a generic spray bottle from Target or Walmart or wherever, fill it with brake fluid, keep it in a plastic bag in your vehicle, locate said clueless jackass, and annoint his/ her car liberally. The effect here is that brake fluid eats through paint like a hot knife through butter, and to a certain extent inbeds in to the metal, which makes repair very difficult/ expensive. To add insult to injury, leave 'em a note, explaining simply that you were in a great mood until you couldn't find a parking space. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  17. I think this one may be doable, it's all about the monay. Hopefully I can sell my other rig and have some of the green stuff. I have Sat, Sun, & Mondays off for the rest of the year, so party the fuck on. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  18. 5.0164% = Poser I must need to study. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  19. Ya got my vote for a perfect 10...... Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  20. It's a big desert, hell they found an entire mig flight buried in the sand. So where in Syria do you reckon he sent these weapons? If this is the case, this would be exporting someting he was not supposed to have in the first place, another violation, and if SH was distributing WMD in this manner, I'd say an ass kicking is justified. Plus there was the whole gassing his own countrymen with mustard gas (WMD), I mean if he'd do it to his own people do you honestly think he would have stopped and thought before using gas on another country? Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  21. SSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you walk into a room, you see your friend bleeding to death from a cut in his stomach. There are three other people in the room all holding knives, one of which has "traces" of blood on it. Who do you think is most likely to try and kill your ass? Just waiting for the day when a stockpile is uncovered, then it'll be "Well, he DID have WMD, but he promised he wasn't going to use them, he was just a collector". Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  22. I'll be there dammit and that's all that matters . Hoppin, poppin, jumpin', jivin', swoopin', swimmin', drinkin', laughin', fallin' down, & passin' out, because it's the simple things in life that make me happy................AND WORK SUCKS, I'M CALLIN' IN SICK!! CAUSE I'M LOUDDAN BEOOOOOTCH!!!!!!! Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  23. LoudDan

    Porn Hell

    For the ones that will not go away, I simply did a "Google" search for the name of the monster that is fucking up my programmin. More specifically "Removing -------------" in the search line, and have had excellent luck with finding advice, and tools to remove all of the shit these fucking sites (no pun intended) leave behind. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  24. What kind of question is this??? I am confused? Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  25. Crack head Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!