LoudDan

a little slow at the time........as compared too........ Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

I'm just gonna go as a flying penis, an evolutionary step up from the walking penis. (Charlie Sheen gets the credit, I just worded it differently) Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

Hopes and dreams....hopes and dreams....hopes and dreams....hopes and dreams....hopes and dreams.... hopes and dreams.... Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

This just in: Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer and alcohol manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer and alcohol containers: WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to awaken with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon at 300 yards. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember). WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and more handsome than some really, really big guy named FRANZ. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. Yeah I know some of you probably think I'm drunk all the time...................jealous Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

This is getting scary....... Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

I gotta agree, usually Mark fucks up his cut downs with words, but those two were pretty damn good. Before you know it he'll be launching all out personal attacks and stuff. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

Damn Mark, that was two solid come backs with no spelling errors, and good timing. I'm so proud. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

I went to the Cafe Opera in Stockholm, and paid something like $17 for a drink. After catching my breath, I then enjoyed an $8 sprite. We left shortly. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

I'm taking Friday off to stake my claim for sleeping space. For those that have never been "Prepare" for those that have "This is gonna be great". I was thinking in the spirit of a true festival, and since it'll be Halloween anyway, everyone (groups can do this too) should bring a batch of their favorite "Majic Mookie Juice". Be it hunch punch, jello-shots, or just a jug or cooler of whatever, mix it, bring it and share it, you might make a new friend. Hell, get that new friend drunk enough and you might get laid, so choose your new friend wisely. WARNING: THIS IS A FREEFLY FEST, VIDEO CAMERAS WILL BE EVERYWHERE Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

You can't go wrong with these Boondock Saints The Professional Brotherhood of the Wolf Or for lighter tastes: Hudson Hawk PCU Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

Don't knock VRW (Vertical Relative Work) If you think freeflying can't involve precision, you have been misled. Building 4,6,and 10+ ways on your head is not only challenging due to the orrientation (less surface area and lets face it, it's harder to fly effectively on your head) but the speed which average over 170 mph. Don't get me wrong, you should persue what makes you happy, and if 4 way belly is your hook, that's awesome, just don't limit yourself in the future. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

I can help out anyone coming in Friday morning (like around 7ish). I work at ATL, and get off at 7 and will be heading to Skydive Atlanta right from work. I'm me if ya need a ride. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

Luigi laid that bad boy out the night before for everyone to see, that sucker is tiny. Watching him pack it was almost comical because it is so smal, and his suspension lines are only 5.5 feet long. But he flew the fuck out of that thing. Even had a line twist, and landed right on the spot. Amazing sight to behold. Yes Ian, have video, I'll catcha at the DZ Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

Don't miss it, don't miss it, don't miss it. The floks at Skydive Atlanta pull out all the stops for this boogie, First class all the way. You've never seen a DZ party like this one I promise. Just show up, it'll be worth your while. Last year we had Ctholic school girls and cheer leaders and life was good, and fair, and fun to look at. You gott gotta gotta c'mon down. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

Fantastic, when we going, lemme know, lemme know, lemme know. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

Congrats brotha. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

You should see if Chris Lynch is anywhere around your area (London?). He's one hell of a freeflyer, as well as a very knowledgable, thourough, and patient instructor. I've had the priveledge of jumping with Chris, and you just can't help but learn from him. Go 5 or 10 coach jumps at a awhack, and your learning curve will skyrocket. Good Luck Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

It's that whole experience thing. Any experienced freeflyer will tell you to NEVER fly directly underneath someone else, if your HD friend "couldn't help it" or "didn't realize where he was" this illustrates the point. Sounds like you guys could benefit from some one on one coaching, it helps trust me. This is a perfect illustration of how freeflyers need to be able to react faster to situations. You should consider yourself very luck, there are freeflyers who have been paralyzed and killed from the same kind of collisions you have described. Learn, fly safe, stay alive to enjoy what you have learned. To quote Missy Nelson, "Learning never stops". Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

All three Sabre II's I have owned had to have the brakes let out 2 to 4 inches. The last one I got had to be let out 5 inches, course I also added 25 inch risers to the mix, but everytime I let the brake lines out, the bucking went away, really noticeable after hook turns. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

No freefly coaching due to broken wing. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

After recovering from my unexpected debt resulting from the trip Tyler and I took to Holland (yep it was a hoot), I'll be there......so there's that too. Oh yeah, don't forget the breakfast club on Thursday, at sunrise baby wheels up at approx 0645. If I can get off work early enough I'll be there, but for all of you that want to jump before work, here's your chance, no excuses. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

Sunman and I are in like Flynn, flying up from ATL, who else is going? Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

Hell yeah this sounds like a great idea. You da wooooman D. I promise to stop orbitting, next time (I also promise to sleep the night before jumping as well). Big props to ya. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

Where do i fly into for Lake Wales?? Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

Is this a trick question? Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!