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    0:4:0 I did one solo Friday night, 2 jumps Saturday morning, and one solo this afternoon before the weather got shitty. I had my A license check dive on Saturday! Big ups to Tami Carbone for checking me out! WOOHOO! Just gotta get through packing my own parachute and I have my A! Yay! One thing I learned from this whole weekend: DON"T KICK YOUR LEGS ON LANDING! Maybe my hurt leg will keep me from doing that again. "Baaaaaaaaa" says the goat. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    I'll be there tomorrow night! Unfortunately I can only stay half the day on Saturday cuz I gotta go to work Sat. night. BOO! Work suckey! Want more jumpy! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    That's debateable Kel. As for the question, I would not be able to date someone who used to be a different gender. Sure, they got surgery to turn themselves into a man, but they still have the female characteristics about them that just can't go away. I want a 100% man. I need real testosterone in a man. Not something that comes from a bottle. And by the way, what is so bad about being a goat??? Goat's have feelings too, ya know. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    Quit picking on sheenster. Im terrified of alien abductions too!! If you wanna be scared of something, be scared of me kicking your ass!!! Thanks for sticking up for me Sunny! Alien abductions are freaking scary! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    I agree with conundrum and everyone else on that one. I am always afraid of being abducted by aliens. Angry aliens invading the earth scares the living shit out of me. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    Oh good lord Sheena what what I thinking? RUN SHEENA, RUN VERY FAST .......FASTER.....CLAY IS CATCHING YOU!!!! Too funny !!! Tami *Has been hiding all day* Is it safe to come out now? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    Awesome Kel! Congratulations! As for my numbers......... 0:4:2 Did a solo to work on relaxing Had three awesome coaching jumps with Tami. WOOHOO! Had a wonderful face plant into the ground and busted my nose. Yeah that felt good. Then on the next jump I was walking back from landing and stepped in a hole and busted my nose again. Yeah it's not pretty at all. During the week I also did my first hop n pop! That was cool! Another case of beer owed for jumping a different rig. Man.....I owe soo much......... And hey Tami! Did I say you were allowed to speak my language? "Baaaaa Baaaaa Baaaaa" back at you! Grass tastes good! Provides good nutrition! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    1:3:several 1 shot of a red-headed slut did me in. Damn I'm a lightweight. I am coming out of my shell a little more at the dropzone. I'm not being so introverted quite as much as I used to be. Was at the dropzone the whole weekend and the clouds just did not want to cooperate with me. Finally about mid-afternoon on Sunday I finally got to jump! YAY! I did my first jump out of the casa. It also happened to be my first 4-way! WHOOP! I got my Falcon award on that jump! Then I did a solo out of the casa. Worked on my front and back loops. Did my first speed star on my last jump of the day. I was the base because I fall like a freaking rock. That was sooo much fun. I absolutely loved it! I would like to say right now that Tami Carbone ROCKS! She is helping me so much in becoming a better skydiver. I had so much fun jumping with her yesterday! You're the best Tami! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    0:3:0 One Solo and 2 coach jumps with Mrs. Tami Carbone.
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    People keep on telling me it's allergies. I'm like well if it's allergies then it's not contagious and I can cough on you all I want! I have a history of getting people around me sick when I get sick. It has earned me the nickname of Typhoid Sheena. I started a big outbreak about this time last year. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    The whata??? I hope it doesn't last too much longer! I'm leaving to go on vacation for a week on Saturday! I want to have fun in the sun without having to be sick. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    Today when I was at work, a customer asked me a question about where something was. I wasn't sure so I asked another employee. They gave me an answer and I went back to tell the customer. When I walked back up to the customer, I just stood there and stared at her for a minute. She looked at me like I was crazy. I had totally forgotten what I had been doing. I had to ask the customer what her question had been. She probably thought I was on crack or something. I have a good excuse though because I was sick. But it's not the first time I've been known to do something like that. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    I did IAF. I did 3 tandems. I couldn't turn when doing the tandems so they had me start AFF at level 2 instead of level 4. So I did 3 tandems, level 2, level 3, they let me skip level 4, did level 5 four times because I would just turn really really slowly in circles and not stop myself, level 6 and level 7. That's 11 jumps right there. I'm happy had the few extra jumps in there. I know I needed them. I felt much better about my abilities after that. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    I hate being sick! I have had a cold since Tuesday and it is not going away! I was going to go jump yesterday because I had the day off and money to burn, but nooooooo.....I had to be sick!!!! I'm so tired of sneezing and coughing. It's getting really old now. Just this evening, my ears started to clog up and I couldn't hear a damn thing that anyone said to me. Made for quite a few angry customers at work. WAHHHH! I just wanted to whine! WAHHHH! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    What is sad is that is pretty cheap compared to the rest of the country. I paid the most ever for gas in my car yesterday. I have averaged around 13 to 14 dollars a tank and that's a little on the high side. I actually paid $18 dollars to fill up my tank! I can't afford this crap! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    Haven't had the pleasure of seeing the movie yet and I don't plan on it. I don't have the $8.50 to get in. My vote for worst movie ever has got to be Cabin Fever. If anyone actually likes that movie, you should be shot. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    Damn that really sucks. I really hope I never happen to be driving down the road and finding her driving near me. Maybe someone should put a big sticker on the back of her car that says "If you drive near me, you have a good chance of being killed." I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    Don't you think after this fourth time that someone will get a clue and do something? I'd be very surprised if they allow her to drive anymore after so many accidents. Only a dumbass would continue to allow her to be out on the road. I know she's your friend and all, but have you talked to her about it? It seems like her parents aren't helping the situation. Maybe a good talking to from a friend or a bitch slap might just help the situation. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    :7:too many to count I had 3 jumps on Wednesday, 2 jumps Friday and 2 jumps Saturday. 3 Solo 1 Hop n' Pop 1 PMS initiation jump w/ Tami Carbone & Cheryl 2 Coaching jumps with Tami Wednesday I had my Pink Mafia Initiation jump! Friday I had my *first* hop n' pop. That was interesting to say the least. I also had my first kiss pass on Friday as well. I wasn't expecting that! Thanks for making me owe beer, Tami! On my last jump Saturday, I landed on the target! WOOHOO!!! It's been a eventful and fun week! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    HA HA HA........funny funny funny........my eyes are tearing up it was so funny! Sorry! I'm just messin with ya, ya big dork! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    Awwww the bears were cute! I didn't vote for them, but they were still cute! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    When did people start spelling out "comma" instead of using ,? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    I've been there and done that. I told the person I knew and allowed them the decision to tell their SO themselves or let me do it. Either way they would find out. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    Hey........white men can't jump I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    Yeah! I saw that huge shirt she had on when they were packing up their stuff! That was soo funny! But Joey gets to keep Duck Jr. and Chick Jr.! They get their own room and he might even get a goose! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102