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High = I have the entire weekend off to jump my ass off! WOOHOO! Low = After this weekend, I may not have money to jump for awhile. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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That is.........special............ Kuala Lumpur! I've seen things........Kuala Lumpur! OMG! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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The first time I ever heard it was the night I heard about Nate. It just touched me. So weird how something can come around right at the right time. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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Ah! I remember that part! That's an awesome skit! I must go find it now....... I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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What's your nickname and how did you get it?
Sheenster303 replied to Brian425's topic in The Bonfire
I've gained two so far during my 5 month long skydiving career. 1. Goat girl - One day I had a bad landing and face planted into the ground and busted my nose. I sat there on the ground for a minute holding my nose and spitting stuff out of my mouth. Tami Carbone came running over to me and told me to smile because she thought I had for sure busted out all my teeth. I smiled at her and I had grass and dirt all in my teeth. I wish I would have seen it from her point of view. It must have been funny! Then the next jump, I'm walking off the landing area and trip in a hole and bust my nose again. I must have loved eating grass that day! 2. Sheena, Queen of the Parking Lot (instead of Sheena, Queen of the Jungle) - Let's just say that me and the parking lot have grown close these past few months. I really should try to avoid it next time. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 -
You only counted four? You missed a lot! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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Seems like I'll be taking the long road trip to The Farm! The whole mile and a half it takes to get there from ASC. I'll be there! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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Make mine a margarita like you promised before! I'm ready for whenever you wanna deliver! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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Hey I've seen that before! But I don't remember where........... It's been awhile. Is that a SNL sketch? It's hilarious! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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I'm not too good for my home! My home is ASC! Skydive Atlanta can become my second home though! Just gotta get a rig so I don't have to keep paying all these damn rental fees! Wait is Skydive Atlanta my home really since I made my first jump there? Would that make Monroe your home then? You're always on crack, Kel. No one slipped it to you. It's inbedded in your system. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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OMG! That's hilarious! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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Yeah let's put that arch of yours to the test. I'm not even sure I know how to arch. If I can ever get this A, I'll come down to Skydive Atlanta and jump with ya. It's been awhile since I've been there. Where it all started......... I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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I just want to jump out of a hot air balloon. I don't care what it looks like. But that one would sure be nice! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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Yes, I do rock! Thank you for noticing! Maybe one of these days I'll actually jump with you. Get that sit down and maybe, just maybe you'll be able to stay with me. I look back now and wonder how I was ever a whuffo. Skydiving has taken me over! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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Vote blindly along political lines, or don't vote at all?
Sheenster303 replied to kelel01's topic in Speakers Corner
I chose not to vote on Tuesday because I had no education on the candidates and I do not lean towards either party. If I had done my research, I would have voted. Even if I did lean towards a certain party, I still wouldn't vote without having the education. So I say don't vote at all. Don't vote blindly. Just because someone is a member of a certain political party doesn't mean that they are right for the office. I vote for the person, not the party and that is not possible when you have no education on the candidates. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 -
I used to talk about skydiving all the time to anybody who would listen. I realized after awhile that whuffos just don't care. I get tired of hearing the same ol crap from them all the time. But when I do find someone who is willing to listen to me, I talk their ear off. I can talk about skydiving non-stop for hours. Just give me someone who cares who will listen to me. And hey Kel, you should feel accomplished. You're the one who even got me to go jump the first time. You converted a whuffo. Me! Now I must go and convert other whuffos! I must carry on the love! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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What did you write about your first jump?
Sheenster303 replied to FlyinNover's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I did my first jump 6 months before I was able to make another jump and continue the training. I just decided not to count it. Not really sure why. It just didn't feel necessary at the time. Although now when I'm figuring up my jump numbers, I always say well this is what my logbook says but I've actually jumped this many times. Ah well....pretty soon that extra jump won't matter much anymore. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 -
1:0:0 Weather was complete shit on Saturday. It cleared up for a few loads to go up, but I somehow missed the boat on those. I gotta start jumping more again! 1 really awesome sunset tracking dive in Nate's honor. I wasn't on the dive but I was on the ground watching the little specks move across the sky. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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It's happened. I'd like to die like my grandfather did, a quick heart attack at a family event surrounded by the ones I love. Though I don't know if I'd want to go at my granddaughter's wedding reception like he did. Pros: What an awesome positive event to go out on. Cons: Kind of sucks for your granddaughter, may be considered a bad omen for the wedding by some My grandmother had a stroke and passed away at my fifth birthday party. I would think it should have been more traumatizing for me than it was, but it wasn't really. I just can't drink orange juice now because my dad was trying to get her to smell it to wake her up. I want a quick and painless death no matter how I die. I really don't want to hurt. I just want to die instantly. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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I say put a tap light in there...........good idea? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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My guess is the refridgerator manufacturers are cheap bastards and think people only need one light. Screw them. I'm put a tap light in there! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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That works too. The gay ebonic accent can be used with anything and still be funny. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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No you didn't just say that. You just sounded like Mr. Freeze from Batman. You know, Arnold Swartzaneggar or however you spell it. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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Now I've done hurt the poor little fridge's feelings. Oh well. Well it's not like you can see your pudding pops to get them out of the fridge anyway. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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My mama is offended by your fridge's comment! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102