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OH MY GOD! So I was abducted by an alien bug?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Do you want to know what happens when you leave your windows open in your room at night and they don't have screens on them? Little tiny insects and bugs fly in and make themselves at home all over your room. Sometimes they might even find shelter in one's ear. Yeah so I spend 4 hours in the Emergency Room last night because some kind of insect buggy thingy decided that my ear should be its new home. It was the most HORRIFIC thing ever!!! I could hear it crawling around inside my ear. I tried to get it out, but it just kept going farther in. So they sprayed lanacane in my ear to kill it and I heard it freaking out as it was dying! It was so gross plus my ear hurt so bad! They could only get a part of it out of my ear, but there is still a piece left in there that they couldn't get to without a specialist. So I have to go to the ear/nose/throat doc tomorrow so they can get it out. The one good thing about all this. They gave me Oxycotin for pain! It helps a lot for my broken leg too. So the moral of this story kids is to make sure you have screens on your windows before you leave them open at night. Plus if you leave your windows open, the aliens will abduct you. And no one wants that. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I am the baby of the family. My brother is 13 years older and my sister is 7 years older. Both my brother and my sister were adopted and I was the only child my parents were able to conceive. So "technically" I'm an only child, but I've never ever thought of myself that way. I've always been the youngest and the most spoiled. I was allowed to do things a lot earlier than my brother and sister, but the downside is that my parents watched me like a hawk. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Okay Sunny. You've made me want to go watch it now. My mom owns both Fellowship Of The Ring and Two Towers extended versions. I have all the time in the world to watch them. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Yeah you explained to me in great detail all about the sod field. You almost made ME want to go run naked through it too! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

AW dude! I'm jealous! I have to wait to turn 21 in March! Happy birthday anyway! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Girl! You were cracking me up! So.....did y'all ever run naked in the cemetary and get all dirty? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Man! They must have made their rounds last night! They DDed me too. Crazy bunch they are..... I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

From what I know, Steveo doesn't jump anymore. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Hey NO FAIR!!! I wanna jump out of the helicopter too! I guess I'll just have to be happy with getting hammered.... OR since you guys will making multiple heli jumps, you can make a jump in my honor! You know....you could wear alien masks or something. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I'm just like you Sunny. I still haven't seen the first Lord of the Rings and I haven't seen Star Wars since I was like 3 so I don't remember it. I'm a loser cuz I'm sitting at home alone on a Friday night too. Except my night just got a little bit better cuz I got drunk-dialed by kelel01, mailin, and darius11. Maybe I'm not a complete loser. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

They have a new skydive game I'm addicted to. I hit the bullseye everytime! I rock! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Okay so now that I can sit at the computer for long periods of time I've been looking around for stuff to do online. I read all the stuff on here, but when the posts get slower I look elsewhere for entertainment. I've found the world of Neopets and I'm addicted. I don't know what it is about that website, but all I want to do now is gain more neopoints by playing pointless games! Please tell me someone out there is a dork like me. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I would be famous for having aliens living in my basement. The media would hound me like a dog. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I swear there are aliens living in my basement! That's the main reason why I came back upstairs! I just closed the window to my room and now it's like nothing is even happening. I'd rather die in ignorance.... I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I know what you're sayin girl! The winds are freaking me out too! I hate tornadoes and those things are all over the place! I actually decided to make a trek down stairs to the basement. Big mistake...... I about fell on my head at least 5 times trying to hobble down them. The trip back up wasn't the best either. Maybe I should have just slept down there tonight. Ah well now. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I broke my tibia and fibula right at my ankle and messed up a whole bunch of nerves in my foot. That happened on August 1st and I'm still in a hard cast until at least Sept 23rd. I got a plate and several screws holding my leg together. I don't when I'll be back to skydiving. I made a promise to myself to pay off my medical bills before I start jumping again. Insurance paid most of it, but there's still a little left over I gotta deal with. I'm projecting that it's probably going to be after spring semester ends next year, which is in May. Oh and I forgot to say how I broke it. Seriously, I had my best landing ever. I'm guessing I just stepped out wrong. I stood up and everything. Didn't know what I did until I looked down and saw my right foot was turned in a way it shouldn't have been. So I guess that's what I get for finally doing a landing correctly huh? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

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Please stay safe. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Their hands are freaking me out. They are coming off their bodies without being connected to anything. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I am thinking my mom and I are going to be the only crazy people to be heading south towards Florida today. My brother's wife evacuated to Texas without him because he is in the military and they hadn't given a evacuation notice until this morning. He is without a car so my mom and I are driving down to the Destin/Fort Walton area to pick him up. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

For awhile I didn't have a concrete decision made on who I'm going to vote for, but I have read a lot of information that has helped me make a decision. Now I feel I have the knowledge to choose who I think is best and have made my decision on who to vote for. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Happy Birthday Lee! I can't believe you didn't tell me it was your birthday when I saw you yesterday! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

King Air Twin Otter Cessna 205 CASA Porter I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

1:0:0 One kickass weekend visiting everybody at the dz. Can't jump cuz of a broken leg, but I was kept entertained by everyone just the same! It was great to see everybody again!