Sheenster303

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  1. Oh come on! It's funny! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
  2. An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who watched the whole incident walked up and asked,"What the heck is going on?" The drunk, still staring down, replied: "I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost." I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
  3. Congratulations on your first jump! Welcome to the forums! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
  4. I never once spelled color as colour. That was be weird. What about theatre or theater? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
  5. Uh oh........this Day After Tomorrow kind of stuff. Is the whole northern hemisphere going to freeze over now? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
  6. The one thought that just entered my brain right now was.... "Oh SHIT! I haven't done my phyical therapy exercises for the past two days! I gotta do them today or I'll be up shit creek and not getting any better." Yeah and if I'm not thinking about stupid PT crap, I'm thinking about classes I want to register for in the spring. What do you think is best for a flexible full-time work schedule? Go to class all day for two days and have the other days to work or go to class in the morning for four days and work after class. I'm not sure which I wanna do. I know my leg is going to be swelling pretty bad for awhile. If I go to class in the morning I will go to work with a swollen leg and be hurting. But it's probably going to swell within the first 30 minutes of working anyway. Oh blah.....yeah so that's what I'm thinking right now. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
  7. Sending out major vibes to Mujie! Heal quick!!! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
  8. I had one last night that was so weird. It was like I was flying instead of falling. I was kinda in a track, but I wasn't losing any altitude. I had all my friends around me, even ones from high school that I haven't seen in forever. I remember how peaceful it was, like I was soaring like a bird. I remember not wearing a rig, but I did end up having a parachute over my head after a little bit. I remember landing so slow and graceful in the park behind my house. I remember I still had my broken leg up in the air, but when I landed it went away. Now that was a cool dream. One of the most peaceful and serene dreams I've ever had. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
  9. yes. because the money is for food,beer and alcohol, and entertainment (there will be pleanty of this , trust me), and nic nac's. skydive atlanta goes all out for there boogies, that is why the large number of peeps are showing. fun fun fun! Cool thanks!
  10. The Lost Boys! I love that movie! I completely forgot about it! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
  11. You obviously have never seen any of my posts. They get lost into the bonfire after 5 minutes. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
  12. So what's your favorite? Not sure if there is much of a choice out there, but I'm sure you can think of something. I like that Hocus Pocus movie. That was cute. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
  13. *Stupid Question Alert* Okay so I'll be coming to the boogie and hanging out the whole weekend, but I can't jump because I have a broken leg. Do I pay the registration fee to party? Like I would feel bad partaking in the food and drinks without having contributed something. So what is proper boogie "etiquette" I guess you would say? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
  14. OMG! I love that song! Gotta hear it.......gotta hear it! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
  15. I've had the song "Sheena is a punk rocker" by The Ramones stuck in my head for the past week. I am a punk rocker! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
  16. Shoot him?? DING DING DING!!! I think we have a winner! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
  17. I've only gone 5 years older. No big deal. The dude has the maturity of a toddler though. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
  18. Who? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
  19. Dude, you crack me up! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
  20. It says that 3700 people so far have voted that they are asexual. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
  21. Check this out..... http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/10/14/asexual.study/index.html So fess up! Who here is a part of that one percent? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
  22. My Biology teacher in high school was a WEIRD dude. He would bring the fungus in to school that he collected from his hot tub in his backyard and would sit there and eat it in the middle of class. He said something about it being organic. He also had this hairy mole on his upper lip that would twitch constantly! I couldn't look at him during class because his mole would just keep twitching and freak me out. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
  23. I go to Georgia State and I only know of one other jumper that goes there as well. She might know of other people who go there, but she's the only one I know of. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
  24. That's cuz Atlanta ROCKS! YEAH!!! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
  25. Snipe hunting is fun! Ever catch one? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102