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you mean this was not real? What a rip off!
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I am picking my nose right now. Hmm what to do with this bugger . . . vote now 1.) Eat it 2.) Wipe it on my wifes cheek stayed tuned for the results
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OH MY GOD! I actually pissed myself! Thanks a lot you plick! Changing my pants now.
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Poor Gore. They stole his internet idea and now Tolkien stole LOTR from him. And now his son . . . not a good time to be a Gore
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ROFLMFAO!!!!! That is too damn funny. Ho ho, ha ha he he I am dying here. I love it
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I Just Sponsored a child from Compassion Inernational as well. His name is Emmanuel and he lives in the Dominican Republic. You have no idea how it makes their life when they find out they have been sponsored.
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A dog named Cat. She rocked even if she was a mutt. Another Dog named Rebel. Beautiful Weimeranner (sp?). A cockatoo named Hawkeye. Two Parakeets (cannot remember their names) A Python. A few dozen tropical fish till I shattered the fish tank with a stray billiard ball. What a mess that was. Just flushed em. Too much work anyway. The only rabbits and rats/mice we had were used to feed the Python. That was always fun to watch. OOH and I had a pet rock!
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That takes more guts than I have. You know the problem with public nudity? What do you do when you feel a boner coming on?
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So it was either Christmas presents for my children or SKYDIVE
sdgregory replied to hawkflight's topic in The Bonfire
I am thinking there should not even be a dilemma. At least you made the right decision. Oh wait . . . I spent my kids' christmas money on a new rig. Shutting up now PS J/K -
wanna bet?
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For the record if my family gets killed by a drunk driver you have no idea what kinds of torture I have concocted. I mean that with a very sincere heart. You should not tell anyone this because all you do is encourage others that they can do it.. You are right you got lucky, but the real lucky ones are the ones you did NOT kill.
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Paige you guys enjoy the trip. Bums me out I had to drop it. Would give my left arm to be on that Party Bus! Blue Skies and warm breezes , although there was a freeze in South Fl the other day from what I hear. The natives must have been freakin.
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I am sending you an email about a lost puppy and it's young owner right now. If you send it to ten people Bill Gates will buy you a trip to Disney Land where you can recieve a million dollars for each person you send this too. You should have it now mwahahahaha
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Okay we all skydive but what other high risk activities are you into?
sdgregory replied to sdgregory's topic in The Bonfire
you know I actually thought about putting it there but then I would have had to add exchanging blows, playing with dynamite/explosives, gang-banging (I remember when THAT had a totally different meaning), and the ever popular train dodging. There is no pleasing some people. -
Howard Dean peddles hate for cash At "Howard's Hatefest"...
sdgregory replied to captainpooby's topic in The Bonfire
Now THAT's comedy! -
Okay we all skydive but what other high risk activities are you into?
sdgregory replied to sdgregory's topic in The Bonfire
Just curious how many of us just enjoy risky behavior. And for you pervs out there "Sex with as many people without a condom" DOES NOT COUNT! Me Motorcycles and when I was a kid I surfed but I sucked bad. Scuba diving for a short time but got rammed by a nurse shark and even though they do not bite it scared me away from scuba diving. Call me a chicken >bwack bwack< -
How do you define a stand up landing?
sdgregory replied to kitof1976's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
That said . . . some of the swoopers seem to slide on one kneewith the other foot forward. Does that count? -
Ever chopped a perfectly good main?
sdgregory replied to jeremyneas's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
The idea of intentionally cutting away freaks me out. That would be the time my reserve would mal. -
Feliz Navidad, Prospero Ano y Felicidad! Now the song is stuck in my head ! edited for spelling
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Things I can drive 1.) Uhm a car? 2.) Motorcycles 3.) 6 X 6 4.) ATV 5.) Fork Lifts 4.) Semi (bobtail anyway) 5.) Boat 6.) Jetski 7.) Wave Runner 8.) Bobcat 9.) Gocart! and the best thing I can drive . . . 10.) MY WIFE UP A WALL!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dude I did not know they were actually available yet. Pertty kewl.
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Oh man was riding in Miami with a buddy and we pulled up to a light getting off I-95 and the car in front of us dropped a MikyD's bag on the ground and my friend put his car in park and got out, walked up to the bag, picked it up and dumped it's contents intot the guys lap. Turns out the guy had emptied his ashtray in the bag and all I saw was this big cloud of ash billowing out of the car. My buddy starts laughing and comes back to the car covered in ash and we pull around the guy as the light turns green. I almost pissed myself cuase this guy must have dumped every ashtray in the car and then some. Like he was saving ashes. It was a mess and the guy was cursing and coughing like mad. He looked like he fell into a cood burning furnace or something.
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Oh God you mean I am not the only one!? The Grass really IS orange! Woohoo!
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Are you two really talking about cookies?