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What does a man say when he comes home and finds a naked man in his bed? What are you doing with my wife!?
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As a married man it would certainly alarm me
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Bytch Bytch Bytfh Bytch Bytch Bytch How's that?
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If I was THAT Hippo I would attack too!
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Wait a minute Sky! Now us non-people people feel worse because you are pointing out to us our non people status! If there was only one people place we would never have known our true place and would not feel so low. Now I need therapy.
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Look just because you have nice weather and can jump while we freeze our collective butts off up here doesn't mean you can . . . oh who am I kidding yes you can
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Very true Lou! Anybody remeber Dry Shaving cause the water buffalo was nowhere to be found?
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Do I lie . . .?
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I think there is a guy selling a book about that on an infomercial on late night/earlymorning TV for $2399.99.
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Yeah I know, I am surprised it has not started already. Maybe they will spare us the infantile sticky thread jokes
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well mine does not come off vacation time either but I do have to go in Monday and Tuesday. But hey I will 75.25 per hour doing. Woohoo. Plus I will be doing something I enjoy anyway, ain't life grand?
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I do not want to post this in Skymam's thread cause she will delete it What is a sticky thread? God I know this will go south fast
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Funny I have the same feeling about camping now too. Must be deployment related One thing to add to that list: Take a wooden ammo crate and use it as a toilet out in the open where the whole world can watch you wipe your ass and do that only using a small 4 inch square piece of that tissue paper you wrap presents in. Do not forget to fold it in quarters and rip off the corner. Save the corner to clean the poo out from under your fingernail and later eat with the same hand edited for poor typing skills
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I am blind for liiiiiiiife! edited to add
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Bastardo!
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Not only don't I have to work but my company is paying me for today tomorrow and friday as holiday pay! To add insult to injury for you guys: I only work Monday and Tuesday of next week and get paid for the whole time too. What a great life
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Um I have never seen womens hips look like that I think we are looking at a dude. My wife seems to agree and since she has a chicks ass I tend to agree with her. And would a lesbian call her SO and ol lady?
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do the rods/pins/plates have to be a direct result from skydiving? I have a rod . . . oh wait you mean METAL! my bad.
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Funneled - The act of pouring beer down a tube that narrows into the mouth of some pour shmuck who has to drink it fast or drown in the process. Whose turn is it now? edited to add: Oh yeah my 25th jump was my first four way and well I funneled that exit good! We looked like we were having an orgy in the sky stilled pull 7 points though
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Okay we all skydive but what other high risk activities are you into?
sdgregory replied to sdgregory's topic in The Bonfire
The new CBR 600 RR is sweeping everything in its class right now. It has taken 1,2 and 3, in over a dozen races this year. This bike rocks and for 8500 you really can't beat the price. And boy does it look sexy in yellow. -
ote]Hacky Sack - The game played with a ball that doesn't bounce by people who might. I am stealing this one LMFAO!
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One word for that Picture Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
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I assume we are talking about ELOY here?
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FFG? Free Fly God? Fat Farting Gland? Fun Fucking Guy? Fucking Fun Girl? Fuck, Fart, Glide? Fuck, Fuck, Goose? any others?
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You tell him happy! Man I wish everyone went to Florida for vacation. If they had I would have stayed there.