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Hmmm all these people having to work today. Must suck. I got up around five thirty this morning and drank a pot of coffee. Woke my wife up with kisses. Got pleasantly rewarded for such special attention. Spent some time here on DZ.com. DRinking a Heiny after getting some heiney and oh now I am going to relax and watch sappy Christmas movies with the family. Man, my life is rough today.

Hmm who do I nominate since I am so new the DZ.com? Looking around . . . Do not really know anyone but . . . OMG Look at THAT avatar! My nomination goes to DOVE

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{APPLAUSE}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Skreamer got the Fucker! At least some good has come out of this thread

Honeybee! Did you see my post? Looks like we are the only to schmucks in the world who maced ourselves? Glad I ain't the only one.

What is a hybrid dive?

The Repost Cop strikes again . . .

MY FIRST FLAMING THREAD! I have a stange feeling I am supposed to do something now . . .

Hi my name is Sean and I am officially a Post Whore. I just got my first flaming thread. The feeling was so good. I am in need of help. I tried to stop coming up with ideas but I could not help it. My family is mad because I spend so much time posting. Oh and Hookitt's a fucker.

chicken!

gee how can one do that?

THANKS A LOT! 25 killed me too. You cut real deep, real deep just now.

Fucker!

See hookitt is such a fucker he made me screw up typing! AAAAAAAAAARGGGGGHH!

Someone fix my typo DAMN! Quade? Skymama? Bytch? ANyone?

Man you guys are addicted. THat has to be a record of some kind. What a whole thirty minutes to flame the thread? You people need help. Sheesh. Just say no to posting!

Sound off if you got nailed by hookitt's snowball fight and want to get even

If noone sees me I can remove this recording device before we start beating on the suspect.

"After arresting the robber who posed as a S.W.A.T. team member the officers realized too late that they had removed the back seat the night before to remove the blood stains from the victim of their last beating."

I do not know where you drive put where I drive the person to smack the pile last usually gets the ticket for A.) Following too close behind or B.) Failure to use do care or C.) Failure to maitain proper following distance However you word it, the guy in back get's the ticket even if it really was not his fault.

i before e except after c or when sounds like ay as in neighbor or weigh.

Woohoo another thread where we can say hookitt is a fucker! Woohoo

I said shoulda hit the kitty but more accurately, I say punch, aim for it and make sure you flatten it good. Then slam on the breaks, put the car in reverse and run it over again. Make sure it cannot run out in front of another car

I would join this group if I had a problem but I don't so I won't. I hope you all recover from your illness. I, however, have no problem. I can quit anytime I want. See I am ending this post right now.

Okay for this one you deserve a slap! so SLAP! I am extremely organized, my daughter is alsways putting her cold hands on me because as she says "you're so warm!" And you can ask them sometime about how nurturing I am. I had everyone's Christmas gifts planned since August and had all my shopping done last week, thank you very much. No self respecting man would EVER buy a Chia Pet. And if HE were a sheila the reindeer would not pull the sleigh because it would upset the nature of these very delicate and CUTE animals who would be working for no benefit to themselves and how could we ever take such a cutsey wootsy animal and make work so hard. And on top of that the only alternative is to drive and we KNOW women cannot drive And the SHE - Santa would never get on the road because she would be too worried about how the wind would mess up her hair. The She-Santa would never go down a chimney because they might get diry or break a nail or smear their make-up. Other reasons why Santa can't possibly be a man: * Men can't pack a bag. **Women can't pack a car * Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet. **Women would rather be caught dead than delivering Gi-Joes to little boys thereby enhancing there chauvanistic macho he-man mentality. * Men would feel their masculinity is threatened having to be seen with all those elves. **Um Santa is the Head elf there-by giving him a position of Authority thus negating theat whole statement. A position of Authority in which a woman's indecisive nature would make her unequiped to handle. * Men don't answer their mail. **Women take too long to answer their's. Add on top of it that Santa doesn't ANSWER mail he just reads it. * Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a bowl full of jelly. ** Let me tell you your ass looks like a bowl full of jelly and see how you respond * Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them. **No, we might be interested if we were say . . . robbing a bank! * Having to do the "Ho Ho Ho" thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women. ** Ho-Ho-Ho would seriuously undermine a woman's self esteem. * Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment. ** Finally being responsible for Christmas would require a brain Any of these other people could pass as a woman Micheal Jackson Pat from SNL Anyone without a lick of common sense But not St. Nick. Merry Christmas everyone!

Merry Christmas to you too!