sdgregory

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  1. Now that makes more sense. But of course I would not know such things as I have never broken a single law. Except when I was in Tiajuana that one time and this hooker asked me if I would take my cigar and . . . no wait no that was not me.
  2. I thought women who stayed single just enjoyed keeping duracel in business? Did . . . I . . . say . . . that . . . out . . . loud?
  3. Hmm I know 4:20 used to mean weed didn't it? Something about the chemical properties or something.
  4. Angela, I know how you feel. I lived in Florida all my life till February 2000. And I always got into Christmas. We moved to Ohio because my wife is from here and I wanted my kids to have snow for Christmas. We had a rough first two years here and so Christmas was meager. The last two years we have had a little better finances but somehow I do not feel as Christmasy as I did in Florida. I thought for sure it would feel more so up north. I am having a hard time feeling the whole build up like I used to. Maybe it is the winter blues taking hold. Man I need to fall out of a beat up old plane. . .
  5. Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Edited because MCDuck beat me to my joke. . .
  6. Mine hangs low and hooks left and sometimes sticks to my inner . . . oh damn we were talking about pin NECKLACES not pin D . . . "run away run away"
  7. Tuna, Thanks for the idea. You saved my kiddies' Christmas. Only they like PBJ's. (That's Peanut Butter and Jellies for those of you with twisted minds!)
  8. Hookit? Where did you get that? I thought I hid it better. Hey
  9. Tuna, I have NEVER driven drunk. I have never driven with a buzz. I will not drive if I take sudafed cause it makes me drowzy. Yes we all make mistakes. Yes it is great that he was willing to admit it. But in all honesty, with humans being the way we are, some other drunk out there might read this and think "hey if he can do it and not wreck I can" and then maybe that time someone innocent does get killed. Bad form in my opinion. But hey everyone is entitled to they own opinion, but only mine is right.
  10. Am I the only one who thinks this whole thing was rigged. The man who creates it titles it about asses. Votes for asses. And asses win. jumpijackflash must be and ass. Now that's funny!
  11. Unfortunately not this Christmas season. I assume there are boogies all year round so you can expect to find me at at least one in the coming year and I will certainly bring my clubs. my handicap is Cerebral Palsy and I play from the womens tees.
  12. I disagree - it's been on before. Yeah I sold it last year. This thing will go for 9.3 million easy. I sold mine to a guy whose ebay identity was MoMar_GotCoffee. Sounds strangley like . . . nah couldn't be. Anyway it went for 9.3.
  13. Then they can get a good job and support my skydiving habit. WOOHOO!
  14. hey wait a minute that is not what it says when I click on my name! See . . . sdgregory.. Title: Enthusiast Status: Registered User Registered: Oct 6, 2003, 1:46 PM Posts: 54 (.7 per day)
  15. Glad to hear that you are all okay. Never experienced an earthquake and hope I never do.
  16. Oh man I forgot that one. Definitely High risk. Parenting, not for sissies!
  17. Paige, I am a motorcycle freak to. Love to rebuild old Harleys. BUT I was at the Honda dealer recently and I saw the 2004 CBR 600 RR's. I almost had an orgasm when I test road it. I took this thing of the side stand stood it up and noticed something odd. It felt balanced. So I tried an experiment. I found that balnce point again and then placed my feet on the foot pegs and that thing stayed standing for 10 minutes. It was not until I turned the handlebars did it fall. The salesman was watching me and he could not believe it. I had to test ride this thing. They let me and Holy Smokes that thing flies. I found my next bike!
  18. Did you eat Taco Bell? Three weeks ago I got Food Poisoning from them. Out from work for two days and that cost me almost 300 bucks. PSST. Yo no quiero food poisoning! Bastardos!
  19. When I was in HS I was anal retentive about everything. Everything had a place. My Tapes were alphabetized by Artist and the by release date. MY books (I had over 400) Were alphabetized cataloged and categorized by genre. My clothes had to be folded in a certain way and I was already doing military corners on my sheets. Then I got married. Now I am a slob. But at least I shower and brush my teeth everyday still.
  20. sdgregory

    Need a name

    He looks likje a Bobble heahd. Call him bobblehead
  21. My God look at all the POST WHORES! You, you're a PW and so are You and You oh and look at YOU. Man I feel dirty just being around you all!
  22. Hey Goose! You mean you are a poet and didn't know it Cause you did a rhyme in no time With a lymric done just too quick
  23. Not what I heard? As my father always said Love your animals . . . just don't get caught.