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I'll never eat jello again!

IAM THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY FREAKING WRONG WITH YOU! That was gross!

This is the longest thread I have seen in my short DZ.com life!

Miami is Closer to Ft. Lauderdale

Bring it, are you a married man and father? That officially gives you the right to make your own decisions. My Dad hates the fact that I jump out of Planes. I am married three kids and have been out of my father's home for more than 12 years. I love him but I make my own decisions and if he does notlike it he can keep it to himself. Take the Wife, Take the Kid and take the RIG! edited to add : If you take it you have the option to go when you get there even if you decide not to. If you leave it you will wish you had it and will be screwed if you decide you want to go to say SkyDive Miami. Furthermore I do not believe in ever ditching the wife and kid unless they do not mind. Otherwise take them to Skydive Miami with you.

A man says to his blonde co-worker. "I think I am gonna go home early today." The co-worker says "how you gonna do that?" The man climbs up to the rafters and hangs upside down. When the foreman walks up he says to the man "What the hell are you doing?" The man replies "I'm a light bulb." Boss says "You have been working too hard go home." The blonde then begins packing up her stuff and the boss says "where are you going?" The blonde says "You don't expect em to work in the dark do you?"

A cop pulls over a woman. He walks to her car and she opens her window a a bunch of bugs start buzzing the cop's head. He starts swatting at them and they only get more aggressive. "What the hell are these things?" he says. "Those are shoo flies officer'" says the woman. "What's a shoofly" he asks swatting away. "Why they hang around a horse's ass" she says. "Are you insinuating I am a horse's ass?" he asks angrily. "No" she says "but them flies ain't never been wrong."

Are we not going through this already? Profile of me I ama Christian a Republican Left Handed Half White . . . therefore I must be racist . . . no wait I am half Cuban Still Left handed born in Miami Fl. My Mom came of a boat from Cuba in the 50's . . . I must be a Democrat, therefore cannot be racist. There argument settled.

Fissh you look like Vanilla Ice! Whose that dude on in the white shirt with you? hahahahahaha

Umm . . . cannot pass this up Skydivers do it from above. Freeflyers do it head first. Formation flyers do it in groups. CReW dogs do it in groups only slower than formation flyers. Swoopers do it low. running out of ideas here . . a little help.

ummmmm . . . how do I know if I am a slut? What is the creterion? Who decides . . . oooooh a star!

Hmmm I loved hearing "Honey . . . I'm pregnant." Of course the last time I said "AGAIN!" which I followed with "You're getting fixed!" three is plenty . . .

I was a monumental dork who had a crush on every popular girl and could not get a date to save my life. I was also the poor kid in a rich school to add on top of it. And I thought science and math was fun. Was pretty much bullied from 6th grade to 11th grade. Senior year moved to a new school and reinvented myself, got into some trouble and went from straight A's to barely graduated. Then joined the Marines to prove I was tough enough. Became tough enough and funny thing . . . it is 14 years after high school and I am married with three awesome kids and a great wife and well. . . I somehow am still a DORK! and I do not care. It was not until five years ago that I was able to shed that person I invented and be me. And I am happier for it and so is my wife. She loves her dork husband who likes physics, engineering, games, tattoos, motorcycles, skydiving, chess, and great books. And so do my kids. So no matter what I am the most successful person in my graduating class. Even if we still have no money, but I think that is more related to my new addiction than anything

Cutaway is the absolutely worste film I have ever seen. I just saw it for the first time about 3 weeks ago. It really was bad and yet somehow I watched it 3 times in two days. I must be addicted to skydivng. I like Dropzone (Wesley Snipes not Denzel). I do not remember much about Terminal Velocity and I cannot find Gypsy Moths anywhere.

Oh man that is harsh . . . ROFL

You have hit one of my pet peeves. First the food is NEVER the servers fault (unless it is cold) it is the kitchens! If the food is cold and the server makes it right with a smile on their face, no harm no foul, humans make mistakes I do not consider the snafu in the tip. If they give me attitude well now it counts. If the food just sucks it is not the servers fault. PERIOD. Second, my rule, if the waitress is rude I tip nothing. You know you need tips to live so do not be rude. By rude I mean they gotta be non-smiling, un-accomodating, etc. They gotta be really bad to get no tip. Average service always gets 12%. Good service gest 15-20% depending on my finances at the time and what level of good. Great service . . . I have been known to tip more than the bill. Great service deserves to be rewarded. You got robbed and shame on them for being dingleberries.

I agree with you. I am a serious risk taker and use to be a blatant know-it-all. A few broken bones and close calls changed that. I just started skydiving this year and I am in no hurry. I listen and take advice that is meant to keep me safe to heart. Of course I want to swoop the canopy some day and fly a wing suit and do a big way and etc. But I know that all things will come in time. And when I feel the itch to want to be stupid I tell someone and they smack upside the head which clears my mind. I want to do this for a long time. I appreciate all of you who look out for us newbies. You save us from ourselves.

I spell relief D-O-O-R!

Damn you got that straight. When I was in the Marines I had friends who were E3s and 4s with families and could not survive without wellfare. There is something terribly wrong with that.

It is all about parenting. No one gives you a manual like they do when you buy a car or a DVD Player. And no matter how hard you try to do it right kids are people too and are prone to the same human errors. And well let's face it you can teach them and punish them and guide them but well human pride sometimes makes them go astray anyway. Me personally . . . my kids are all missing fingers and toes from the mistakes they make. Kid makes mistake . . . Dad gets axe. They are pretty obedient now (I certainly hope I do not have to say just kidding here)

This is such a difficult question to asnwer. I like thick tone legs . . . no toothpicks please. Hips that are made for giving birth . . . but well cleavage gets my motor humming too . . . Skin has to be smooth. And well eyes can melt me anyday . . . Basically I am a big fan of God's artistic form . . . female bodies. But most of all it is sense of humor, kindess, and sencerity that I love. Those three traits in a woman and she could have none of the physical qualites mentioned and I might just fall in love.

I said good but it really was mixed blessings. 1.) I started a co-op and have been asked to stay for another quarter so good money coming in for a few more months. 2.) (Should be 1) That co-op paid for my AFF progression, my A-lisence, my rig, suit, helmet, and alti (the last three only if my great and wonderful wife got them for me for Christmas.) 3.) I have not been sick all year which makes it the first year in Ohio (been here 4 now) that I have not been! 4.) Got a bigger house. Now the other side 1.) Car just sucked up 1900 dollars to fix it. 2.) Oldest daughter turned 16 and is now learning to drive. Look out Ohio! 3.) Because of car breaking down I could not afford to go to Lakes Wales for Collegiates now. But all things considered this has been a good year and I look forward to another like it in 2004. God Bless you all. Merry Christmas and Happy New year.

Wireless mouse? Is that what they call mice with no tails now?

A long time ago someone once said to me this: "What you have to say is important and I would love to hear. But how you say it is so offenseive that I cannot hear anything but the offense." This was said by my favorite aunt and she was referring to my cussing at the time . . . yet somehow it seems strangely appropriate here. I guess I lean to the right and have many things I disagree with about the left but I also disagree with things about the right as well. Unfortunately as human beings we hate but some of us call it by something else. Those who hate because of race, religion, sexual orientation, or class are called bigots. But it seems that it is okay to hate because someone is a left or right winger. Well I wear Scarlet and Gray so that must mean I should hate Maze and Blue. I have brown hair and I hate all those who do not. I wear glasses and all you who do not can go . . . Oh and my left foot is slightly longer than my right so feel free to pelt me with hate mail. And finally the ultimate bigotry . . . I am a left handed person in a right handed world . . . try living with that ! Okay so maybe I am not that funny but I sure try hard. P.S. This is not directed as a reply to you Michele I just clicked on the last post to reply.

. . . or maybe you overloaded it's circuits by letting search around the maze too long . . .