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Funny you should say that. I get this feeling in all my team training dives. 3 people trying to keep a 4th out of their 3-way

Ok, here is the start of .... WTF

You were on safari recently I suspect.

now we know what you spend most of your time studying

Well done, and now the next one....

The new AAD from Micro$soft

Nightingale, I am a man, it was not that obvious to me I have changed the title

I did not see any bacon in there! Wrong, try again, it's a random, not a block.

Was supposed to be a two way tandem jump. Not being Tandem masters we fucked it up

Edited for NSFW Sorry I didn't think it was that obvious

It's nearly the end of winter here so it's time to remember what the formations are called See attached pic

errr... Read the 1st line in my post

Hey, stay away from my future new-citizen-of-the-US hubbie . . . Kelly Hey, that's the answer!!!! I always wondered how I could legally work at a DZ in the U.S. OK. Kelly's taking Zeemax, so I guess I'll have to find another future wife

No I don't like it a much as you do (how much is that?) I like yours though.

You are right it was that thread. BTW I don't know what a deleted thread looks like because I have never seen one. Have you?

That's because everyone on here is a wimp or a pussy. Apart from me and you that is

You think that's funny ? A friend of mine sent a valentines card to his girlfriend and wrote on it - To the best girlfriend I've found yet

Well I thought it was funny (No it's not true) California Man sues CBS, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake CORONA, CA (Corona Times) - A man is suing CBS, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake for an on-air incident involving the exposure of one of Ms. Jackson's breasts. Steve Bosell of Corona, California has filed a lawsuit claiming that the incident left him physically ill, induced vomiting, psychologically scarred his children and has ruined sexual relations with his wife. "I just couldn't believe what I saw during the Superbowl Halftime Show. How could CBS allow Justin Timberlake to expose one of Janet Jackson's breasts on the air?" Bosell said. "I had just eaten two foot long sub sandwiches, which I bought at the local Subway sandwich shop. When Janet's breast appeared on TV I became physically ill and vomited before I could even make it to the restroom". According to the lawsuit, filed within hours of the incident by Riverside attorney Delores Blasingame, Mr. Bosell claims his children were psychologically scarred because they were first frightened and then laughed at him. "My own children ran away from me screaming like I was some sort of puking boogeyman who was coming to get them. After I finished vomiting on the living room floor, the children realized I was in a weakened, pathetic state and began to laugh at me. I am now in the process of hiring psychiatrists for my children." Bosell said in a strained voice. "Later in the evening, my wife refused to be intimate with me after I had cleaned up. When she finally agreed to be intimate and took her top off in the dim light of our bedroom, all I could see was Janet Jackson's big ugly breast with a metal star covering the nipple staring back at me. Then to top it off, I swear that it morphed into Michael Jackson's face! I suddenly realized I was still aroused with Michael's face staring back at me. At this point my manhood totally stopped working" Bosell said while breaking down sobbing. "I don't think I'll ever be able to get it up again!" CBS and representatives for Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake did not return calls regarding Mr. Bosell's lawsuit. "I demand compensation because CBS, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake went absolutely out of their way to make me look like a fool" Mr. Bosell said. "I am asking other people to come foward and join my lawsuit against CBS, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake." Mr. Bosell can be reached through his attorney Delores Blasingame at 1-800-449-8686. Copyright 2004 - Corona Times

I voted failed more than six. I actually made a proxy vote for someone else I know because I did S/L. The guy I knew needed 22 AFF jumps before he graduated And before the arguement starts again - S/L is better because it builds character

No it wasn't ! It was Janet Jacksons on prime time TV! And despite what the naysayers have to say about the quality of that breast, I think it was a beautiful breast. What I can't get over Rev, is that her facial makeup is so dark against the light mocha skin of her beautiful breast. Was her face in those pictures? I must have missed that

Your soul is worth £7660. For your peace of mind, 86% of people have a purer soul than you. mmmm, that's a lot of jump tickets.

Who the hell is Phreezone?

Got two kids. My Ex-wife does not think I should skydive. She also does not want the kids jumping either. My son has done 2 Tandems and my daughter also 2 tandems. My ex loves the videos I made of them jumping. But they should not jump My current girlfriend thought I was crazy skydiving. That was a while ago. Now she has 250 jumps herself, twice broke her leg jumping and is currently moaning about the crap weather and not being able to jump. Get you wife to do a tandem and then sign her up on a course and everything will be O.K.

Note to Tony Blair - No we can't use this as a reason to invade Iraq. Terrorist blowing up public toilettes

I always packed my own until I bought the brand new stiletto. It was a really hot and humid day and I just could not be bothered stuffing the slippery canopy in the POD for the third time. So for the 1st time I used a packer. These days I own two rigs and sometimes end up doing back to back tandem videos. It is better to use a packer than risk missing a video. The video's pay more I find using a packer adds to the excitement. I know I can pack my main properly, but can the packer? Oh hum, we'll find out at pull time