Kris

Here's your lesson for the day... Merriam - Webster's definition of "coincidence" Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Chuck, While I was sitting here, thinking about your birthday, I realized that with age surely some wisdom is acquired and I was wondering if you could help me with some questions? 1. Was Jesus as cool as everyone says or did he really do it for the chicks? Be honest. 2. Dinosaurs? Terrible Lizards as their name implies or large, domesticated lizard type? 3. Napolean? How can such a little guy almost take over the Earth? Did he have some really good gossip on all the rulers or was everyone just really scared of midgets back then? I know they freak me out... 4. Fire? Who invented it? 5. Same for the wheel. Who invented that one? 6. The Dark Ages. Was it really that bad? Must have been cool to walk around in all that armor, huh? 7. What came first? The chicken or the egg? This one always baffles me. 8. What was life like before ice? 9. What was your reaction to the invention of the automobile? Cool or spooked the horses? 10. When God said "Let There Be Light", how did you see to put your pants on before that? 11. Electricity. How many times did you set the lamp on fire before you found the switch? 12. Was the planet like REALLY stinky before underground plumbing? 13. Toilet Paper. How did you not think of this first? I mean, it was kind of obvious wasn't it? 14. Were there a lot less leaves on the trees before toilet paper? Must have looked pretty weird, eh? Anyways, if you could answer a few of those for me, I would appreciate it. (I'm so !) Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Danke, Oren! I'll send you out a copy once I get home tonight. Stacy, I'll let you know if I hear anything, thanks! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Yeah, but every day spent above ground once you hit 40 is a GREAT day, I hear. Happy birthday, mi amigo! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

*paging Vallerina!* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Proper etiquette is not to make a scene trying to hide it. Just remove it from your mouth with your fingers, place it on your plate, and move on.

Well, I'm coming from OK, so it won't be that big a shock, and the cost of living in Tampa isn't hideous at all. Thanks for the advice. I'll add my resume to their server as well! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Great minds and all that, Krisanne. I just sent a resume off for their open Field position earlier. But it shows that my friends are definitely on the right track! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Thanks, Cora...every lead helps!

I have seeded the fruits of temptation within her. I say she'll fail. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

You have to get through Brains first. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

I like to think so. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Yanno what the sad thing is? My Italian wife speaks more Spanish than I do. I have to use a Spanish -> English dictionary just to order from Taco Bell. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Heya, Suds...long time, no see! Discuss? Well, the only time a lineover should be landed is if the jumper either let themselves get too low to cutaway and had no hookknife, or if it's on their reserve and they have no hookknife. Personally, I'd be trying to gnaw through the line with me teeth if I didn't have one of my two knives on me. That could have been really nasty if that line had started sawing through his canopy. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Yup, you got me. It's all an insidious plot by the Messican Mafia! Since we're going to be the majority in the USA in a few short years, we thought we'd start flexing our conspiracy muscles by doing some pre-emptive oppression. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Not too expensive if you know where to get them, or how to make them. Suede is good for a nice thuddy sensation with a light bit of sting. But a flogger made out of koosh-ball strands can be quite stingy and fun too. Umm, err.... not that I know about such things, being a Bastion of Purity & Innocence and all. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

*begging mode on* Well gang, it's that time. While I'm holding out hope that my work may transfer me to Tampa so I can be with my new wife Dagny, I'm not holding my breath. My resume is updated and I thought I'd check in here to see if anyone is looking for, or knows someone who is looking for, an experienced Field Systems Support / PC hardware / MS OS & App support / newbie LAN geek with killer skills and great experience. I can install a Cisco router & Catalyst switch or even punch down paired cable. Reply here or drop me a PM and I'll send you a copy of my resume. 2 cases of quality beer and 2 jump tickets to whomever can hook a monkey up and get him to his wife! Besides, Z-hills is due for someone new to come in and start a ruckus. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Spankings are old school. Bring out the suede floggers! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Excellent job, Kim...CONGRATS!

Oy vey... Does he have any idea how big a charge is required to make a 25' crater, underwater no less?! If something like that had gone off, people would know. eesh. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

That's the difference between angels, electrons, and atoms. We can see atoms. We know subatomic particles exist because they have an observable, reproducible effect. Given the right equipment, any person can see the physical evidence. That's science. There is no tunneling microsope that will allow one to see divinity however. And that's where faith comes in. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

D'oh! My mistake! Because, as we all know, if it's not written in English after being re-interpreted and re-translated 50 times over, it doesn't count! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Bill, Don't forget all those pesky scrolls and documents written in Aramaic. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Yanno... I'm looking at all the scratches on the guy's face and a caption pops to mind... "No means NO!" Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

From the article I read some time back, he did make it. I'm not sure if they're 0/0 seats or not in the F-16, but I'd bet they are. As for the spectators, this is why there's a rule in place that a pilot isn't allowed to vector energy towards a crowd. This happened along or next to the runway, thankfully. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™