Kris
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Oh yeah....Anne? You definitely owe me a new keyboard and monitor now, these have soda all over them. Can we call you "Pink Eye" from now on? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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You want to see pics of Travis' nipples?! Freak! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Here's what's on my cutaway handle. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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So it is written, so shall it be obeyed. Ramen! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Where can I found out more about this FSM-thingy? He also forgot about the heaven equipped with a Stripper Factory. Flying Spaghetti Monsterism Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Then be prepared to spend some serious cash. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Don't worry, I'm converting to Pastafarianism. Bring on the Beer Volcano! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Well, Val does have her moments. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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God has to have a sense of humor. How else can the mighty platypus be explained? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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How about this one? Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the innkeeper 3 nails, and asks, "Can you put me up for the night?" *badum dum TING!* Thanks folks. I'll be here all night. Try the fish and be sure to tip your waitresses! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I don't care "who" he is. This is a topical forum. The way I read his response indicated that he was against PLF's. As an instructor, that's the last advice I would give one of my students. Capice? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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This has to be an example of the worst advice ever. A properly done PLF will mitigate severe injury by distributing that impact force instead of concentrating it on one area. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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That's it. I can't hold it in any longer. Bill, I've accepted you as my Personal Savior (tm). Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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The pledge ruled unconstitutional in public schools
Kris replied to livendive's topic in Speakers Corner
A-ha! Now you're starting to get it! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ -
ANyone out there anygood at generating forums on websites?
Kris replied to highfly's topic in The Bonfire
Just a guess, but you might check with Sangiro Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ -
The pledge ruled unconstitutional in public schools
Kris replied to livendive's topic in Speakers Corner
You have got to be kidding. Actually, it's a pretty good idea. You have heard of the Taliban, haven't you? Separation of church and state prevents things like the Taliban from happening over here. It also protects unencumbered choice, whether one is Christian, Bhuddist, Islamic, Shinto, Hindu, Agnostic, or Atheist, etc... Edited to add: I just looked at that AFA website link. I can't think of a better example as to why a separation of church and state should exist. *shudder* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ -
The pledge ruled unconstitutional in public schools
Kris replied to livendive's topic in Speakers Corner
It's called separation of church and state. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ -
I see Brits17 on the bottom left and, holy crap, is that TequilaGirl on the bottom right?! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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ANyone got a good suggestion for a "first dance" wedding song?
Kris replied to Newbie's topic in The Bonfire
Rumpshaker. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ -
Dielectric oil or Fluorinert is different from soda. The phone almost certainly won't have it's normal lifespan, and unless the phone was rinsed with distilled water, then alcohol, it'll probably start to oxidize / corrode its metals over the next few weeks to months. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Yeah, one ugly woman, but apparently handsome wnough as a man to sucker Dagny into marrying me. As for Pastafarianism, long live the Flying Spaghetti Monster! I'm sure there's enough room in between God, Allah, Buddha, Cthulu and the rest. Besides, how can one turn down a good beer volcano?! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Apology accepted. As for me not knowing, how do you know I've not done study? Maybe not as much as you, but I was raised in a strict Catholic household and went to church and study twice a week until I was almost 18. However, that's not where I base my thoughts from. I base that from another area I know, and that's simple statistics and probabilities. Look into anything long enough and you can pull a pattern or data trend. I'm sure there are people who place great meaning in the numerology of Moby Dick, but I don't think that was Herman Melville's intent. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Enough with the "she" business, m'kay? This Kris has a penis. I wasn't trying to bring God / Allah / Buddah down to size. I merely disagreed with "your" opinion as to the validity of whether a certain # of words coinciding with a passage # equals truth. It's a numbers game, a shell, nothing more. Last time I checked, you were mortal and didn't have a direct line upstairs either. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Not judging? Didn't you just call my post silly, merely because my opinion was contrary to yours? Oh, and by the way, I'm not a "her", I'm a "him". Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™