Kris

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  1. Boom car? Yes, I hate those too, I also hate that phrase. Yes, my stereo will get loud. Yes, my stereo will pretty much flex the windows in my car. No, I don't crank it, or even have it moderately loud at stop signs, traffic lights, neighborhoods, or public areas. My stereo will however recreate every nuance of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture...right down to the cannon fire. And every single specific wood or wind instrument can easily be discerned along with that. Being able to hear every detail in a piece of music, whether it be Motzart, Tori Amos, The Ramones, or Public Enemy is very important to me. I love my music and it's a necessary part of what I need to get through the day whether I'm indoors or out in my car. You wouldn't bat an eyelash if someone told you they dropped $850 for a new PD reserve, but I'll bet a non-skydiver would say something. If I were to tell you that the 6 1/2" component speakers in my door cost almost $700 you'd probably react the same as the non-skydiver. Some people 'waste' money on home theatre, some on car audio, and some would say that we waste money jumping out of airplanes. To the latter, we label them whuffo's as they aren't educated about What It Is That We Do. Get it? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  2. Pics. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  3. Same here. I'm only about 265-ish out the door. Heh. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  4. Kris

    What to see

    Date movie? Definitely the new Kevin Smith flick, "Jersey Girl". "Walking Tall" would be a pretty safe bet as well.
  5. Careful, Clay doesn't like when his sex objects talk back. Maybe a light "BAAA'ing" would be more appropriate to get him to come. Wear a nice wool sweater, too. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  6. Be there or I'll come hunt you down and feed you to your ex-wife. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  7. You know...I got to see that video a few months back. I decided to bail on going to the hangar to watch the actual event last year in order to make a load at WFFC, and I'm glad I did. I've seen some pretty evil things in my 5 years in the sport, but even on video it was chilling. I'm glad Tim is okay and I look forward to seeing him again whenever I'm able to drag my butt out to Skydive Dallas next. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  8. The Big Shot rules! I rode it 3 times in a row a couple of years back. And, yes, eeneR is a very, very bad influence. During our trip to CO, her and FlyAngel2 (who was nice enough to provide us a place to crash) kept trying to talk me into doing things that would require bail money. I'm a bastion of purity and innocence, dammit! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  9. Oh, and one important note...the complete install was done by me, and me alone. Next upgrade on the list is a complete sound-deadening of the car using eDead 1.0 dampening sheets, and eDead 3.0 liquid sound dampener. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  10. Keep the wax away! I do however make sure the play area is groomed to exacting standards. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  11. I just completely redid mine from the ground up, with sound quality (SQ) being the desired result. I belive I have achived just that.
  12. 26 Reasons You should Tandem Jump at SLV 1. Since 1991 SLV's "State of the Art" SkyDiving Environment has defined Quality, & Professionalism, therefore SLV has No Competition by comparison. 2. Only SLV has a "First Timers" Complete Satisfaction Money Back Guarantee. 3. SLV is the Number #1 SkyDive School in the U.S. , averaging 15,000 Jumps annually. 4. SLV is the Oldest SkyDiving School in NV, celebrating our 12th Anniversary. 5. SLV is the Closest SkyDive School to Las Vegas, 18-mile, 25-minute drive South-East. 6. Only SLV Lands Parachutes on Airport Property, not 5-miles away in the desert 7. Only SLV has an Awesome Spectacular View including Hoover Dam, the Colorado River, Lake Mead, the Strip Casinos, Mt. Charleston, Red Rock Canyon, Valley of Fire, & 4 States. 8. Only SLV has the Fastest Climbing Jump Airplane in the Country, a Cessna Super-Turbine Caravan. 9. Only SLV has the option of taking your complete group of 7 Jumpers on the same Airplane. 10. Only SLV's Airplanes have Newer, Bigger, & Up-Graded Engines & Propellers to ensure "Top Floor" Jump Altitudes are reached. 11. Only SLV can take you to 15,000’msl, for the highest exit altitude in the United States, where you’ll freefall for 60 seconds at 120mph.. 12. Only SLV guarantees Your Exit Altitude. If you Pay for 15,000'msl, you get 15,000'msl. 13. Only SLV offers FREE Ground Training, and a FREE Shuttle Van. 14. Only SLV's Shuttle Van returns you to your Hotel when your Group has Jumped, not at the End of the Work Day. 15. Only SLV has the Most Experienced Staff, with a history of 150,000 great Student Jumps. 16. Only SLV has 12 Licensed Jump Masters, over 40 Tandem Rigs, and multiple Airplanes. 17. Only SLV uses FAA Master Parachute Riggers to maintain SkyDiving Equipment. 18. Only SLV is open Full Time, 8am until 3pm, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year. 19. Only SLV's Airplanes use FAA TRACON for Flight Monitoring & Radar Guidance. 20. Only SLV has a Custom-Built 7,000' sq. Air-Conditioned Office/Hangar Complex. 21. Only SLV offers Customers more Options of Price, Altitude, Transportation, and Cameraman. 22. Only SLV is 10-minutes away from the Lake Mead National Recreation Area, Jet-Skiing, River-Rafting, Speed Boat Rentals, Natural Hot Springs, and many other Touristy Attractions. 23. Only SLV has Never had any Student Fatality or Major Injuries. 24. Only SLV doesn't charge your Credit Card Deposit unless you don't give timely notice of Cancellation. 25. The US ARMY & USAF Special Forces choose to Train only at SLV. 26. Only SLV has the Best Weather Conditions of any Airport in Southern Nevada. I particularly like the following: #3 - Umm, doesn't SDC have this one beat? #8 - Mullins' has offered to race him for pink slips. #9 - Can you say Otter, Casa, or Skyvan? I thought you could. #11 - There's a DZ in CA that does 18K tandems. #15 - I can think of several other DZ's with more expereinced I's. #16 - This is just asinine. #17 - Nope, not true either. #18 - Neither is this one. #21 - sigh....Kids these days. #25 - Now this one pisses me off...Skydive Raeford anyone? I thought someone else might get some chuckles from these gross inaccuracies. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  13. My cutaway handle has "Eject". I got to use it last September. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  14. It looks interesting, but I can't see any info on the site about specific datapoints that it logs or what the cold & warm start times are. Hmmm....could be a neat toy to have. I've picked up an Etrex Vista but I haven't gotten around to adding a pocket onto my GTi for it yet. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  15. Only if you manage to find me a bottle of Ron Centenario rum while you're off basking in the sun. Aww...hell...who am I kidding? I'll jump with you anyway. I'm easy in the air like that. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  16. Is it time yet?! Brains: your wussy chimp ass had better be there. Jessicakes: Feed both hamsters in your engine compartment before embarking on a long trip. Everyone else: Bring lead. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  17. USPS is around a 8-12 month wait to get an insurance claim paid if anything happens. FedEx or Airborne is about as good as one can get. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  18. Kris

    PhreeZone Is A...

    Of course i'm ready to par-tay. We have new RB's to initiate, and lotsa smirnoff ice to consume. Hopefully the Senor will hook up his biotches again.
  19. I'll be there in full-effect with my GTi. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  20. You're thinking of the guitar player, Jimmy Olander. It's sad when I have more Country Music trivia than you do, Dave. *off to go throw down some Ramones to use as mental floss now* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  21. Sunshine haters? Blasphemy. Grabbing a baseball bat & a wok, and getting an urge for Turtle on the half-shell. She's like my sister from another mister so I've got to back SunCheHag up, SkyMonkey style. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  22. Kris

    SGC Peeps

    Who are you again? Just a few more weeks until we're tearing up the sky at SGC in our BirdMan suits! I'm ready to see how you peeps in Ohio throw it down for a party. *already packed and bringing the pain* Heh. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  23. MUAHAHA!!! Bring it on, fellow anvil! Congrats on your shiny new A! You worked damn hard for that one. I look forward to jumping with you someday. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  24. Kris

    Sabre?

    I used a Sabre 210 for my first hundred jumps off of student status. The deal with Sabres is that you either get a good one or you don't. Mine had a pocket slider that merely changed the openings from *WHACK* to snivel, snivel, *WHACK*. Another soul I know with a 210 can't get theirs to open hard if they try. When I was between rigs, Merrick was kind enough to loan me his Dolphin with a Sabre 190...the openings were like buttah! Maybe a larger slider would have helped. Mine was 24" IIRC. I didn't keep it long enough to find out if a larger slider would have helped. The person who ended up buying my rig from me had acceptable openings so it could have been a combination of the slider and my deployment speed since I'm an anvil of a guy. Back then, my openings were at around 130-135mph. Now I'm around 125 in my new FF suit so who knows? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  25. I carry one on the left hip of my Mirage (metal knife), one on my chest strap (metal), and there is one on the right leg of my Bird-Man GTi (Jack the Ripper). I'm thinking about having the pocket on my GTi moved though. The right-leg of my GTi is a pretty busy place for it to be because the loop for it is right by the loops for the wing and LQRS handles. It also doesn't help that the loops for all three are the exact same color. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™