Kris

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  1. Happy birthday, Bytchy-poo!
  2. Great.....I just had a nasty case of Dicklash. It's like whiplash, but it happens when it starts to grow then suddenly shrinks. It's kind of like a rubberband twanging when that happens.
  3. No kidding....at least I was able to complete Operation Melons on Pammi while Merrick was distracted. She's definitely a beautiful woman and both her and Merrick are two of the most wonderful people on the planet.
  4. I don't know why, but that really struck my funny, thanks DrunkMonkey... Is it the Lemur's face or what? Damn that was funny. (*Or am I just losing what little sanity I had left?) Did somebody say lemur? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  5. Kris

    Driving Lessons.

    That happened a few miles from my house. The video is normal Oklahoma driving at its finest. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  6. Happy 29th, hon! *sending huge messican hugs* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  7. She gave me a place to crash during a trip to CO and showed me her famous hospitality. Mary is definitely cooler than the other side of the pillow. I can't wait until I get to hang with her again at Skyfest. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  8. Sorry to hear about your reserve, but better safe than sorry. As for the rental gear...absolutely you should still take the class. The skills you will be learning will translate over to any canopy you will fly now, or in the future.
  9. All I can say is watch out for her when she pulls out the tweezers in the car. She's going to kill someone with those things someday. She wields them with some bizarre ninja-like skill. After her demo in the car, I watched her eat a salad with them once in my hotel room. I've been in fear ever since. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  10. Add another 5% to that total jack. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  11. Wow...she's pretty and she likes comic book art. Actually, it really is one of my favorite artistic mediums, depending on who's doing the artwork. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  12. The common methods are acid dyes and hydrolyzed reactive dyebaths. Things an end user really wouldn't want to mess with, especially with an already assembled rig. Some methods can/will weaken nylon if done improperly. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  13. I always call him 'Sethykins'. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  14. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  15. Damn...do you guys EVER take those off? MissKriss...lol.
  16. D'oh!!! Edited. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  17. There are mountains over here...attached is proof. *YODELING!* The majesty...the beauty....*tear in eye* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  18. Grabbing some popcorn, my camera helmet, and some Kleenex. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  19. Only because I haven't met you in person yet, hon.
  20. The plan is to come visit FL in Oct for the Bytch boogie. Be there with your world-class hugs on tap. I may even steal you away and feed you lobster again. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  21. Hell....I own a Mirage and even I was ready to march over there and start yanking power cords. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  22. Exactly. Which is why when the nylon is created it is colored, then extruded into thread. Tie-dying a rig after the fact takes some serious chemicals. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  23. Yes....your wingloading at your number of jumps worries me greatly. That would be my only comment. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  24. Feh. Who cares? She's still the same yummy, huggable, hottie we all know & love. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  25. Just a suggestion, but as someone who has owned a couple of turbocharged vehicles before here's some advice... 1. Get a turbo-timer installed on that thing as soon as possible. There will be times where, after flogging the car like a red-headed-stepchild for several miles, that you won't feel like letting it run at idle for a few minutes before switching it off. Driving the shit out of it then immediately turning the key off is one of the worst things you can do. If you don't let the oil cool down before cutting the engine you run a much higher risk of damaging the turbo-charger. A turbo-timer will run the engine for a set amount of time (5-8 minutes) after you pull the key from the ignition. 2. Synthetic oil only. Period. And if you were ever lax about getting your oil changed on time, now is the time to get your schedule in gear. Every 3K miles from now on, no exceptions. Mobile 1 synthetic is your new best friend. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™