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Raeford, man.....it's all about the monkeys. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

As much as I detest cruisers and choppers, I really have to give it up to OCC for the Statue of Liberty bike they did. That bike turned out to be a piece of rolling art and history. I haven't seen anything come out of WCC's shop that has grabbed me in the same way. Now if we were talking Arlen Ness or one of Chica's bikes (anyone see his Unicorn bike?), that'd be a different story altogether. But for now, I'll keep riding supersport bikes. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

ScotchGuard is the key. However, one can should last you a couple of years. The trick is light coats. Put on 2 or 3 light coats, allowing about an hour between each one, then let dry overnight. Heavier coats will just put a lot of residue on your rig.

I'm all 'bout keepin' my pimp hand strong. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

I reserve that just punishment just for you, when you've been bad. At least I let you have a straw for your drink. I'm all heart like that. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

She makes damn good spaghetti, too. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

I love you for your home-based hotel, sweetie. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Good thing about working in OK...it's actually a state regulation here that if the outside temps are above a certain range, and there isn't AC in the building, that the employees cannot stay in the building. I'll think about you from time to time while I'm chilling here in my 68-degree office....Actually, I may also go down to the computer room where it's a blisteringly hot 51 degrees. *grabbing my warm Breckenridge hoodie because I'm just an evil- like that* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Glad to hear ya' made it back in one piece, Dave. It was great getting to see you and getting to make a couple of jumps with you. And, as for Casie, yeah...the girl just isn't right when it comes to eating french fries or M&M's. Kennedy, she's isn't worth killing a kitten over....she's worth wiping out the whole feline species for. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Excellent remake! Welcome to the boards. College Entrance Essay ---------------------- This is an actual essay written by a college applicant to NYU in response to this question: 3A. IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE APPLICANT, BETTER, WE ASK THAT YOU ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION: ARE THERE ANY SIGNIFICANT EXPERIENCES YOU HAVE HAD, OR ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU HAVE REALIZED, THAT HAVE HELPED TO DEFINE YOU AS A PERSON? I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. But I have not yet gone to college. (The author was accepted and is now attending NYU) Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

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Ummm....Chase wasn't a past president. Although not from a lack of trying. Salmon P. Chase Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Watch it, shorty. I know where you live. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Then go already! And have fun for the rest of us, dammit. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

I'm watching the thunderstorm outside my window. Unfortunately, it extends into TX too, so I can't even go out of state for a jump. So, since skydiving and motorcycling are on weather-hold, I think I'll just post-whore a bit then go take the woman to lunch. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Not well? Collar-bone still acting up on you, eh'? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

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Money wasn't involved in this case, Tuna. You may want to re-read about it. Also, if you want an example of a frivolous lawsuit, the elderly woman and the hot McDonald's coffee isn't one of them. Read the background on that case, too. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Here you go, Erk... http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=11223&item=5704594814&rd=1 Cheap at twice the price. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Bow before me, for I am root. 67.45562% - Geek God Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

I'm not done yet....I've still got catching up to do. I think all of these apply. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Slappie, I'm employing strategy to get sunny all riled up again. You see, now I know that she wears cheerleader outfits, tank tops, and digs her own boobies. So, I'm working on getting her all riled up so that I can again challenge her to an Indian Leg Wrestle. Think about it... - topher Okay, now I'm riled up, too. I've known Sunny for a few years. You've known her for only a very short while. I suggest that you take a step back, go read over your old posts, and hopefully you'll realize how disrespectful you've been. Some of us joke with Sunny like that because we've known her a while, we've met, and we're comfortable enough in our friendships to kid with each other that way. You can't just go barging in like that. It crosses the line and only makes her and us angry. Try and see our point of view. I think you owe someone a major apology. Especially considering the fact that I've seen Sunny pull out a persons spine and hand it to them a split-second before they collapsed. The girl is hard-core, but that doesn't mean we don't have her back, -style. edited for spelling Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

No doubt....On the top of the "Things that peeve Sunny list", I'd say that Stalking would be #1. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Dont: Let Sunshine or Bytch drive your golf cart. Forget a sweatshirt. If you bring it, you won't need it. If you forget it, you'll invariably freeze your ass off. Forget to pack aspririn, tylenol, or Alleve. You'll need it after a full-contact inflatable object dive. Forget to pack earplugs. Not for the dives, to drown out the after hours noises coming from the tents. Forget to pitch in to JCEman for the sweet tent he's getting us this year! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

That catwalk is a lot higher then where I took you when you visited me. Do you have the balls to do this? I've rappelled off of a 110' bridge several times with no probs. Is that good enough. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™