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  1. jfields
    Until you see 41 orders at a time. (Getting obscure here. )
  2. jfields
    Payment for services rendered?
  3. jfields
    You'd better F'ing-Stop complaining about it.
  4. jfields
    Why do you always have to be so negative?
  5. jfields
    But she was mounted before she was framed.
  6. jfields
    Yeah, but she is so kinky she asked for "Double prints", because two is better than one.
  7. jfields
    That was as bad as my smurfs & blue balls joke.
  8. jfields
    I think once downloaded, it depends on the version of the media player you are using and whether or not it has the right codecs. Mine had to go to the Internet and find them. After that, it played fine.
  9. jfields
    Rotary? What kinda newfangled crap is that? Does that mean you have to spin the tin can on the string?
  10. jfields
    Well, that explains why they all have blue balls.
  11. jfields
    What we lack in quantity, we make up for in quality.
  12. jfields
    There once was a girl named Wendy, whose clothes were always quite trendy. Her looks would knock the guys dead, before she'd seduce them into her bed, where she'd prove she's equally bendy!
  13. jfields

    Gutted

    jfields replied to RichM's topic in The Bonfire

    Consider it done! I'm not sure what you can do to trim expenses any further, but I'd look. I'd also investigate how your support network (friends, family, etc.) can step up and help get you through this. It could be little things like letting you raid the fridge, or big things like a loan. I would also be a demon for job hunting. I'm sure it is difficult, but be willing to do anything and keep looking even once you've found something. Temp in the meantime to bring in some cash for the bills. Good luck!
  14. jfields
    I am officially jealous!
  15. jfields
    Viking, if your stuff is tied in a knot, you need a doctor more than you need sex on the beach.
  16. jfields
    I'll second that. I'm not sure about their taste in food though...
  17. jfields
    I'm not sure about scare either. It is so hard to tell, because sheep can't laugh.
  18. jfields
    That doesn't even impress the sheep.
  19. jfields
    Please refer to group #3.
  20. jfields
    Doesn't the Turbo kill your gas mileage?
  21. jfields
    Tell me if you stick with that decision when you are sober tomorrow. If so, maybe I'll drink some beer and put it on MY production servers.
  22. jfields
    Why, yes I did forget those. I'll add them to the huge list I keep and distribute to all my liberal, tree-hugging, granola-eating, sandal-wearing, peace-loving scum friends. But I'm sure you already assumed that.
  23. jfields
    Getting the hot fork for picking on a self-admitted Nazi, while still using the smiley face... now THAT would be ironic.
  24. jfields
    Sure it is. Enquiring minds wanna know.
  25. jfields
    Can I consider an electric teakettle an office supply? It is used for making official office tea, and occasionally scalding my coworkers.