jfields
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No we wouldn't. We are putty in the hands of a women exposing her boobies. Especially a greenie.
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Lisa, In truth, you were the good girl recently. You know why, but we'll keep it between ourselves.
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Did they pay in marks, dollars, francs, lyra... or crayons?
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My old hidden sig was, "Any suggestions for a new sig?" She is the only one that responded, so I put her suggestion in verbatim. And aside from that, she IS one hot patootie. You may resume commenting on SkyMonkey all tied up, but I will definitely not be asking questions to further my already disturbing mental picture of that one!
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You have that delicious "bad girl hiding inside good girl" image thing going on, where she just comes across as more of a natural bad girl. Of course, I like both equally, but just differently. Will do, Skymama-san!
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Only one? Damn, has HH gone cheap? I say we start a collection to buy another bad girl outfit. Of course, it is hard to believe you could really be bad. I'm not sure I could really believe that without pictures. I could call her with endless gear questions, vague comments about switching to ParaGear, and other techniques to distract her while you snag the items of your choice.
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To complete my mental image, what are you wearing while you're tied to your desk? You can describe the Bytch too, if you want, but I personally don't care how the guys are dressed.
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Does that include Bill, Paul and Chuck? I'd especially think SkymonkeyOne would be particularly hard to get tied up.
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The rest...
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These images came by my computer, and I had to share.
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Good question. Although I've said it in my head before as I've read posts, I don't know that I'm right. Any greenies? How do you pronounce it when you are chanting it around the DZ.com greenie dungeon in your bizarre rituals?
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Complete with boobies!
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I got a phone call this morning from the gear dealer. There was a minor glitch on their side, but they are fast-tracking the order with the manufacturer and making everything right by me. Assuming it gets here in the newly-revised timeline and the manufacturer makes it right, I'll be happy. They were apologetic and took care of the situation.
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Ah. The "Pump in Style". Top of the line power, in a stylish covert black leather case. I never knew before, but now I recognize them all the time. Those sneaky women! True. Some of these things have better suspensions and are made for more mountainous terrain than AggieDave's truck. They also have the built-in cupholders and convenience features of fine English touring sedans.
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Have you noticed that nursing bras are easy-access?
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This is an area where I'm really not keen to get firsthand knowledge, but the bookworm in me was curious. If anyone is really interested, try this one: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0449006581/qid=1047390060/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_1/103-8580650-7514240?v=glance&s=books&n=507846
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My Lucy's stacking cup set does not have holes in the bottom. Grandma has one of those sets at her house for Lucy's benefit though. I actually don't think that picture is one of Lucy's cuter ones. She has a "What the hell are you doing taking my picture" face going. Have you experimented with the cups enough to find that when placed open side down, the base of one fits within the rim of the other when the numbers are five apart? 3 in the 8, 2 in the 7, 1 in the 6. Clearly, someone has been playing with the stacking cups a little bit too much.
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Nacmac, Here are some boobies for Mininac to color.
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Are you a "stay in the lines" kinda guy, or do you get crazy and "augment" the pictures to impressive but unrealistic proportions? And how do you keep Mininac supplied with enough flesh-toned crayons? Do you just buy the 64-color packs and throw the unused 50-some colors away? I think Mininac needs some fresh inspiration for his art. Perhaps we should ask for some boo.., I mean "model" pictures for his artistic development. What do you think?
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Do you actually read it, or just look at the pictures?
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I don't want to post it until they reopen and I at least give them a shot at fixing the situation.
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It is totally different! With you, they have to figure the best way to accentuate your wonderful figure with their product. It is like deciding how to accessorize a goddess. Damned near anything they do takes away from the natural beauty of the subject. With me, they are just trying to figure out how to slow an ugly fatboy down without resorting to using a Manta 300 as a drogue on my ass. Clear?
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At the moment, I don't care. I didn't mention the name of the company that F-ed up my order. Should I?
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Okay, I'm officially annoyed. I placed my order for a new jumpsuit on Dec. 21. I got measured and forked over full payment in cash. They tell me 6-8 weeks. Okay, I'll be patient. Being the good guy, I promise myself that I won't call every week and bug them about the status of my order. That only annoys them and ties them up answering phones instead of making gear. It has been 11 weeks, so I finally break down and call them. The gear dealer is closed, so I called the manufacturer. They never received my order. They advised me to call the dealer (when they reopen) and get the dealer to pay for expedited 2-4 week rush service on my suit. The moral of the story? In this case, the good guy lost. Next time, I'll be the squeeky wheel. I might annoy everyone, but at least they won't forget my order. I'm pissed! No more Mr. Nice Guy!
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We are going to look out for our own interests. Let's just be honest about it and drop the charade of protecting the Iraqi people and such. Was the president on TV all the time drumming up world support for Africa? Was he talking about comitting our full resources to helping the starving people? Nope. 10 billion is chump change to what we could do if we cared? Do you think that will be one tenth of what we will spend on this war? I'm not saying we should or shouldn't put that much money into Africa, but want it to be perfectly clear that the current Iraqi action is in our self-interest, and not some goodwill gesture.