jumpinjackflash

DAMN!!!! I didn't even finish reading your post, and I knew it would turn into offers!!! We are all, so predictable, it aint even funny (ok, yes it is) jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

LMAO I gotta tell you as well, your tagline is absolutely hilarious. On my AFF Level IV I had a few things go wrong, got out of whack a bit, lost awareness for a moment (crucial moment apparently). One of my favorite JM's, gave me the pull signal!!! BRAIN FART! I CHECKED MY FREAKING ALTIMETER!!! WHILE I WAS LOOKIN UP TO SEE IT, I NEW I BLEW IT, COULD FEEL HIM REACHING FOR IT!!! In my head I'm thinking (You dumbass, one finger means PULL!!! SHIT, MORE MONEY!!!, GONNA HAVE TO REPEAT THIS DAMN THING!!!) so, anyhow, I can relate. K-E-L-L-Y HA! jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

Much warmth Major Vibes BIG HUGS Healing Wishes jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

OK, SO FAR WE HAVE TWO THAT EVERYONE SEEMS TO LIKE MORE THAN MOST... Turtlespeed - If you are in anyway unsatisfied with this post and it's contents, please feel free to bite me. QuickDraw - HOPE YOU DON"T DIE! Both are so good in their own rights, Turtlespeed for being the consumate smart ass, which we all can look up to. And QuickDraw for, well, being sick and frightening, in a loving kind of way! Thanks for the warm wishes QuickDraw! You TOO!!! FreeFlyGoddess deserves honorable mention for her avatar and attitude (I believe one of her posts in this thread refers to biting, nice oh so nice, er uh, yeah well, least that's what Marv Alberts thinks, yeah, thats the ticket).... I've got to think its a tie? jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

Best one in that list (imho) is: You can't determine the length of your life - but you can control its height and depth nice, real nice... jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

lol I dont' know where it's from either, however, sounds very very Pythonesque... BRING OUT THE HOLY HANDGRENADE!!! jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

Ok, I refrained from this last nite.... but can't take it. Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, ohhhhh, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly.... Nice to get that outta my system. Woody It's a gas, gas, gas...

Look around here. Read. Then come back and tell us. Have U? come on in, the waters fine... leave the sane ones to their business. jjf it's alright now, in fact, its a gas... It's a gas, gas, gas...

OK, ACTUALLY I"LL AGREE.... One cuz your avatar has an, well, incredible sentiment printed, umm, tatooed on it! Two, cuz your handle is, well, damn! yeah, uh, it's your tagline, yeah. It's a gas, gas, gas...

Cartman is one of my all time favorites! (I'm not too bad at it, could be better though) SCREW YOU GUYS I"M GOIN HOME! jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

My son can do that bit perfectly, he's a Will Farell freak. jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

OK, I've gotta say. I've seen some incredible quotes here (ok, I don't get out much, but).... WHO'S GOT THE BEST??? (AVATARS SHOULD'NT COUNT - TO EASY TO APPEAL TO US PERVS, BUT IF THEY DID, ROY'SPLAYTHING IS CURRENTLY WINNING!!! :-) one of my favs? Vertifly, _________________________________________________ When I fall in dreams, it isn't a nightmare, it's a tease. __________________________________________________ WHY? I spent my entire childhood dreaming of flying, and now, I finally am! (yes, life can be good) many many more, all rather interesting to say the least... next fav, and it really creeps me out for some reason? skyjunior __________________________________________________ please remember, the ground is hard __________________________________________________ another? can't remember who, see it all the time, __________________________________________________ hope you don't die! __________________________________________________ yeah, that one creeps me out too, but it's cool. question is, WHO HAS THE BEST??? jjf its a gas It's a gas, gas, gas...

OH, I SO MUCH HEAR YOU. GOOD VIBES BIG TIME. I had a root canal go to shit last weekend, and the weather, it was the first weekend I've missed since I started this thing. I've got three coach jumps and some yellow card work to do, WANT MY A BY END OF NOV. Hoping nothing messes up a saturday at the DZ this weekend!!! WEATHER LOOKS AWESOME!!! 76 Partly Cloudy!!! I'll keep my fingers crossed for you. Jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

LOL MY WHOLE FAMILY SAYS I'M FREAKY BOUT THIS CRAP. GET OUT, RUN, DON"T WALK. IF YOUR ROOMMATE HAS THE SHIT, DON"T GO HOME. OTHER ALTERNATIVE? SEND THE ROOMMATE TO GRANDMA'S, MOM'S, A NUNNERY, whatever..... barring of course, the fact that, if you've been around it, your probably screwed blued and tatooed already. glad to shed a little warmth! (seriously, good luck, I hate this shit, my kids get sick and want hugs, and don't you know I love em all, but, hey "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SICKIE!!!") lol It's a gas, gas, gas...

Damn Ray. Rock ON Brotherman. I have no answers, two marriages, both down the tubes. One things for sure, you shouldn't be with someone just to be with someone. Many do, because quite honestly, it sucks to be alone. Can't fault them, just as they can't fault you for holding out. She should knock you out, and blast you out of the air... And you should her... Otherwise, why do it? It'll Happen Man, It'll Happen. Jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

Massive Vibes. Warm Loving Prayers. jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

Thanks Jim, Jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

Good Point Wendy, I haven't cut away yet, but when I think about the mechanics of it all, I worry that an RSL will dump my reserve before I've ensured that my Main is cut away... Then I'll have two balls of shit above my head. Do they have a fairly good record? I mean, it's nice to know that it will "pull" and all, but quite honestly, I almost would rather (maybe a hard spin would suck) cutaway myself, arch hard, and dump my reserve. Course, all this is cerebral for me, I think about it frequently though, go through my emergency procedures constantly.... Pull Red, Pull Silver Opinion? Have you heard of RSL's causing double Mal's? Thanks, Jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

I'm with you completely. I'm working on my A I want to start working on my pilots license. I've flown a Grob glider (TOO COOL FOR WORDS). It's all good, all of it. Skydiving though, hell, gettin out, well, it just peels my brain back and lets it get some air you know? WOW, I GET CHILLS THINKING ABOUT IT!!! jjf i was found, i was washed up and left for days... It's a gas, gas, gas...

Ok, I've got to jump in... From your first post, my question would be "How do you find his sack" You said he had a little dick, so shit, just kick him in the crotch, you'll hit all of it I'm sure. It's a gas, gas, gas...

I just read the info at the site, very cool actually and completely in line with whats being discussed here. I sent a note requesting to join. Looks nice, looking forward to more info. Thanks Jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

Very Good Points. I've read about this issue so much, I ask for and get a pin check every time I bail. I hope I can keep doing it enough that it remains part of my ritual from here on out. No reason not to get a pin check, none at all. I can see though, getting highly pissed off, for someone just reaching in and opening my shit up before I'm about to bail, thats just a little ridiculous and it's pretty damn personal considering.... When I get mine checked, I usually look around on the load, and pic the JM that I'm most comfortable with, and have him take a look/see... jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

Yeah, I'd be interested to hear what you find as well. The video should help. Like an earlier poster, I've only had 21 jumps so far, but, haven't had one line twist yet. Sure will be interesting to hear what's been causing them. Jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

I'm not in a very good mood today. Root canal gone wrong.... Didn't get to jump this weekend, first weekend off since I started... I'd Tell em "FUCK OFF". Usually I'm nicer than that. CONGRATS ON THE SOLO!!!! jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

Ahhhh, well. Twas a Joke Lisa, just a joke... jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...