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LoL Seems to be theme for 03 for me.... Give a compliment, a lil flirting, etc... And get to hear how great someone else is! Glad to hear you both had a great time! jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

roflmao True, tis rare, and magic. In fact, it's been YEARS since I've been with another... Your just so sweet, so beautifully "wholesome", well K, it's just one of those things, that I figured you'd be soft and gentle (as I'm sure you are!)... Biting? Grrr!!!! Makes it a bit more animal don't ya know! lol - course Marv Albert was lil weird with it I suppose! jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

Yes for all of your reasons Kel... One to add? I went to the dz today to jump. Have only four jumps left (technically, if I nail all the requirements), and couldnt' jump because.... THE DAMN WIND!!!! Guess what though? We'll be at Rantoul next year for WFFC won't we? I plan to have my B and be a jumping maniac. Peace, jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

that is surprising... I've been a biter for years, but K, honestly, I never pegged you for that! lol - sometimes you just never know! jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

Ahhhh, playing "safe", well, I guess you could look at it that way... The other way would be, I think your both completely desirable, and, as such, wouldn't throw either out. In fact, in truth, I was hopin for the both of you. But truly you both are hotties and a man would be nuts to run from either of you. Regarding safety? Hell, I've just been unleashed from 13+ years of committedness.... Safety, is not a consideration. Were on the ground (least for the moment) and not in a fast moving vehicle. So, are you going to tell me? Which one you are? I am a bad boy, I do want to get in to troulbe. Now that we've got that clear? blues, Jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

I have been waiting forever. I will be there. Ready to party. Ready to jump the baloon, Mullins King Air, the chopper, and maybe even the biplane... Can't WAIT!!! I'm SO FREAKING STOKED! jjf it's alright now, in fact its a gas. It's a gas, gas, gas...

don't even need a test for this... I've been told too many times. Slow, warm, passionate and deep. tis me. jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

ALERT!!!! NEWBIE ADVICE!!!! Okay, I have no right to give it, other than this... I experienced it multiple times, and finally "dialed it out", and heres what you have to do. Tighten it down to the point that it's almost uncomfortable, seat it high on the groin, where it will stay... And crank it down... It worked for me, doesnt pinch/bite me anymore and my thighs aren't screaming anymore! Good Luck Jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

Merry Chrismas!!!! To Frickin Cool Kai... Guess you'll be sportin that puppy at the dz when I see you next huh? peace, Jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

Marinading a london broil Vegetable salad in hot spicy lime sauce Pasta ala Pesto Lots and Lots of wine!!!! Christmas alone is interesting to say the least, but here shortly I'll be groovy! Merry Ones, Jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

One other for me (he who never shuts up) is I've noticed, always, the more experienced usually often append to the advice they give. "check with your instructors/jumpmasters..." This says it all to me, since, even though they are speaking from years of knowledge, they have the wisdom to realize the instructor may be teaching something a bit differently. Not necessarily "wrong" just different. We all know that when your in the sky and shit starts going haywire, brainfart kicks in and your not real capable of doing "the right thing", you tend to do whatever you had pounded into your skull (hopefully). So it is important that "the basics" be delivered consistently all the time, repetition can be a lifesaver... Also, as a newbie, I love hearing all the new perspectives as well. However, I take everything with a grain of salt and discuss with all of those that I admire and respect in this sport. I question pretty much everything, but I have approx five people I run things by, if all five concur, then I'm golden. Coolest thing? DZ.com is full of bright talented jm's and instructors, and you all usually do a real good job of keeping us greenhorns in line. I've learned tons on here, and I always discuss with my jm's, etc... People like Skybytch, BillVon, Sangiro, and tons others, way cool, thanks for sharing all your knowledge with us. Blue Skies, Happy Holidays and Warmest of wishes to you all, Jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

Big hugs to you kiddo... Major vibe for one of the sweetest. Jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

bites.... I do.... It's a gas, gas, gas...

LOL - see, there I go again, getting in trouble! When I said you were "too cute", I wasn't referring to the pic! I guess being a guy, and opening my mouth the way I do here, it was just naturally assumed! I was referring to the cuteness of your post! Re the avatar? Hell, both girls are completely cute! jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

You, seriously deserve an award. It's exactly what I was thinking when I titled it! And while I don't want to admit it, I'm generally very warm, loving and friendly... I am an ass! But then again? We all can be at times I suppose... Warmest of Holidays, Jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

I did exactly the same thing, and though I love my babies more than life itself... Somehow I feel all "empty" inside! Got em some cool gifts though, and they will smile when they see them!!! Peace to you, Jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

Ok, so, none of us are surprised... but here goes Ass 55 / 45% Chest 19 / 15% Waist 13 / 11% Lips 6 / 5% Legs 16 / 13% Hands 2 / 2% Feet 0 / 0% Neck 11 / 9% Ears 1 / 1% Tongue 0 / 0% Re the eyes? Sorry, very good point, beautiful eyes are a must. Also the face? Well, thats too "Broad" I was looking for a certain "spot". I was let down by the hands though, honestly, a pretty feminine set of hands nicely manicured is extremely sexy, and, apparently the women like a nice strong set of hands as well, so... To all those, that wrote in asking where "the mind" was? Come on folks? In my book it's a given that there must be an exceptional intellect behind those eyes. Of course, I can't knock those who are looking for a little "boot" and absolutely "no ties", course, the qeustion then is, if after, thats it? Why would a mind be needed? If my thought is, "After this I gotta run" because the concept of having to actually be with this person frightens me? Well, I don't want to ruin the whole male concept here, but, if thats the case, I don't go there to begin with. In other words, I consider mind/spirit to be a "must have" otherwise I find it hard to take that next step... Only one caveat, one. Drunk. If your drunk, all bets are off because then caution gets thrown to the wind and well, hell, we've all been there. My only question for this one is, alot of people sure feel the need to get hammered and go "oops", is that because we need that to forgive ourselves for being naughty? Why can't we be naughty without being wiped out? I don't know the answer to this, it may be, it's okay to get a little physical without planning a life together? Even so, I still need some intellectual stimulation to get me going... Honestly though? I can't remember a time in the last 20 years that I woke up with someone that made me want to run... Though I have questioned my judgement, but who hasn't? In closing this poll was a public service announcement. It's purpose was largely entertainment and not to be taken as anything "butt" . In honor of another fine dz.com poster, if anything about this poll offends you, bite me. "It's just an ass"? Uh huh, and Everest is just a hill.

Ok, just caught this reviewing stuff.... First? Damn, aren't you just too cute. I always blush when I find someone that thinks just like I do!!!! Makes me feel "less deviant", or, "more deviant", hell, maybe it just validates I'm not alone??? Secondly? I want to become a rigger, a master rigger, first though, I'll just settle for packing a good chute... I need you, bad.

ahhhhh, yes to all of the above... I don't want much, just someone who has "all of the above", beautiful, both inside and out, sexy, witty, strong, independent, loving, sensous, intelligent, happy, relaxed.... yeah, I want it all... not in another life, NOW!!! don't settle, for a minute. whether it's the person your gettin ready to love tonite, or the one your committing to from here on out... jjf and I howled, at my ma in the drivin rain... It's a gas, gas, gas...

Cin, sweet Cin, trust me darlin, it's going on.... Why oh why? would I be motivated to lie? Your a lil hottie, don't forget it. jjf oh yeah I'm gonna fade away.... It's a gas, gas, gas...

Did I mention I can squat 200 lbs? And that my sweet Dove, that in a nutshell is why I'm frickin crazy for you... For all the people out there making snap judgements? It's not because she can squat 200lbs, it's because she's so damn sexy, so incredibly witty, that she didn't even have to think when composing that reply. Dove Baby, you are the shiznit. I don't know where you were at this weekend honey, but, I can say this. RAMS HAVE HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE THROUGH THE PLAYOFFS!!!!! GO RAMS!!!! HELL YES! Oh, and one more thing, Dove sweetie, if your coming to town (Santa Claus is comin to town playin in the background), if your coming to town to broadcast any of it, you just shout, I'll find you. Whether we ever meet face to face, or not, you'll always be, the hottest skychick to me Dove. jjf if you start me up, I'll never stop... It's a gas, gas, gas...

Further proving how cute a twisted mind can be!!! One more time folks!!!! Oh, KellyKellyKellyKellyKellyKellyKellyKellyKellyKellyKellyKellyKellyKellyKellyKellyKellyKellyKellyKellyKellyKellyKellyKellyKelly, K E L L Y, KELLY! damn I miss cheers... lol, lil mouse is gettin tired, however, I hear duck tape will hold the lil feller together... It's a gas, gas, gas...

Strong thighs? Nah, not weird at all!!! Very sexy, the thigh bone's connected to the "Ass" bone!!! And you, my dear Cin, have "all of the above"!!! If only we could all be so damn lucky! peace, love and blue skies to you! jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

Keep in mind though. This post was created for "the fun of it"... Also? I'm alone tonite, and was last nite, and the nite before! Because I'm ignorant, mean, hateful, ugly, dumb, chauvanistic? Nope, but because what you just said. I'd rather take my time, find a girl with an incredible ass, then I'll be happy!!! Seriously, it is about someones heart and their soul, attraction is a very "Cerebral" thing... The rest is just icing.... This post was not about demeaning anyone, it was about naming what your favorite part is... is all, nothing more, nothing less Also, Amber? You are at the complete top of my "Hot SkyChicks I've never met list", and not because of your wonderful smile (in your avatar), but, more than anything, because of "who" shows through, in your posts. We all know, there are many, that are purely "groin oriented", however, I find most are looking for something more, don't you think? And, I'd rather be alone, than next to someone for "company", I've always needed a little more than a warm body (course if it goes much longer, well?) Peace Amber, Jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

LOL Thompson man, you are the shiznit. Thanks for breaking me out of a crappy mood. My bet? My bet, your sheep is weepin dude, just weeping. blue skies man, jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...