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I hear you, big time... Actually, I'm not sure what makes him more strange. The sheep reference? Or his need to show his girlfriends nipple in his mouth? Either way, we know, tis a bit strange, no matter how you look at it. One thing I can say with authority. He has a naked woman next to him, which is more than I can say for me!!! jjf gimme shelter It's a gas, gas, gas...

OMFG!!!!!! I was already practically rolling after Thomson's post... But yours? Oh HELL? You worried about him? Ya think he might have a couple "loose"? Maybe? oh shit, I can't breathe... aww damn, thats just completely wrong, without a doubt. It's a gas, gas, gas...

Hell Yes And, for every other post in this thread... Beautiful eyes, incredible neck, hot, hot bottom... And, an incredibly awfully sexy personality to match.. yum jjf depraved? what the hell gives you that idea? It's a gas, gas, gas...

Well Kai dude! I haven't met her face to face, yet... You've seen her ass here though, in a few different poses... Her face is even cuter, and, in honor of your post man, from the pic, it appears she has eyes that you could just crawl right inside of man. On top of that? Witty, Brilliant, Mischevious, Tough, hell yes, hell yes. Damn. HEY! Did you jump today? Was the Leap busy? I've been gone for two weeks and it feels as if it's been YEARS!!! I'm going out around lunch tomorrow man, I hope it gets even warmer!!! I'm hoping I can get Chris to do that next coach jump with me! Four more jumps and I can put away the student/rental/I'm fU$king BROKE GEAR and jump my baby, she's in my room just purring! Blue skies Kai, and if I don't see/hear from you, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Feliz Navidad, and all that other stuff too. jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

Not a problem. Very seldom on this planet am I ever really "useful" to anyone... I'm an only child, it's all about me, 24x7. Truly, Seriously though, shout if it gets any stranger. Notes was developed in a dark room, lined with black velvet posters, with lots of Led Zeppelin in the background and many many bongs... They didn't seem to have the need to conform to Windows MFC standards at all. Some of this makes Notes intensely cool, but most of it? Well, most of it just pisses off intelligent Windows users that got used to MFC compliant applications! Why do I care? Because then they come bitching too me like it's my fault. Who ME? I didn't write the shit. Go away! lol bitch rant bitch rant... jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

As someone who works for the mighty MCard Kelly, I have to say, you are correct, that is completely and totally, PRICELESS!!! Brrrrrr, it's cold out there! Oh, since it's been awhile, I also have to say... Kelly, Kelly,Kelly,Kelly,Kelly,KellyKellyKellyKelly,Kelly,KellyKellyKelly,Kelly,Kelly,Kelly,Kelly,Kelly,Kelly,Kelly,Kelly,Kelly K E L L Y Kelly!!!! Ok, I'm all better now! Oh, and one more thing. With a little ice, and a camera, you could always "recreate the scene" for us? jjf Help!!! I'm talking and I can't shut UP! It's a gas, gas, gas...

I've been developing Notes programs and managing Notes servers for around 8 years now... Fairly scary, all software can be irritating beyond acceptance, but it's been good to me. You need to go to your personal address book on your workspace. Open that bad mother up and go to "groups". There you can create a new group (name it whatever is appropriate) and begin populating the list of members from your server's address book (the one that contains everyones names)... I'm not sure about your "security" reference. There isn't any security conflicts with creating personal groups. It's massively easy, however, if you can't find any of the above and identify it (your add book, etc...). Shout, my cell num is 314.495.3937, my name is Jack... I'll be happy to walk you through it. Truly, their is some massively cool shit that you can do with your personal address book, this is just the beginning. Also, you can find a freaking heap of useful informatio in your "help" guide as well. On the Notes menu bar, last selection... Let me know how it works out for you. Blue Skies, JJF Dove Dove me do, you know I'd Dove Do!..... It's a gas, gas, gas...

I've been reading your posts forever here... It doesn't surprise me, you already know what to do. Straight up Lisa, you are the goods. You won't budge. With a name like SkyBytch? Hell? How could you! Major for your principles Lisa. jjf i fell down, to my knees and I started to pray... It's a gas, gas, gas...

Thanks Beth! I was followin the chain, waiting for it. It was the first thing that came to mind when I saw JT's Post!!!! Points and Vibes for BETH!!! jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

Hey Dove, I just signed up for "Rhapsody" on the Real.com network... Pretty cool so far, subscription based, can listen to most anything online, download and burn a song for 79 cents a piece... Which is way cool since you don't have to take the entire cd... I downloaded some Pink (oh my god is an unbelievable song, try it), Etheridge, and Fiona Apple last night... Too cool so far, give it a shot. Jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

Yep My Bad, you are so right... I was so frickin excited when I typed the damn thing, that, well, sorry, good cheeks do that to you! jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

Which, makes sense to me skymama... From your avatar, it's quite apparent that you have both, in abundant amounts. jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

Yep, with beautiful eyes and a smile that could melt you... Some women, some have all three. An incredible smile, incredible ass, and an intellect that is downright alluring... Not too mention intenstly cute little nicknames. Yeah jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

EXACTLY... This above the rest must be known. Beauty is only skin deep. I like cute, but a sharp, witty mind is the sexiest thing their is. Sexy is a "behavior". Confidence is alluring as hell, as well as independence. I want a woman who can stand on her own two feet and has a heart of fire. She has to have a well rounded life, be adventurous and up for anything that expands lifes experience. Amen to the skychick comment as well. jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

Yeah, Yeah... Nice little curvey waist, cute little tummy/belly button, round little bottom. Enough to make you crawl across a pit of glass to get there. To much fun. jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

I'm a slut... A Lesbian Slut... Always have been... Always will be... I behave well. I'm housebroken. But, I'm still a Lesbian Slut. It's a gas, gas, gas...

OK EVERYONE.... IN honor of, the Hottest SkyChick I've never met.... Also, to keep this for "everyone".... Whats your favorite body part??? I have always been an ASS man. I don't think, that even the most beautiful sunset, can compare with a finely heart shaped, softly sensous, round little feminine bum... What trips your trigger? What puts you over the top and makes you behave like a raving maniac??? jjf she tried to take me upstairs for a ride... she blew my nose and then she blew my mind... It's a gas, gas, gas...

C, told you you were more than the average girl... cool when your judgement "nails it" isn't it. you are correct, money is cool, but, it really doesn't do shit for you in the happiness department. Causes more stress than I ever imagined... And, no matter how big that paycheck, it doesn't compare to a warm inviting kiss and a lovely smile. peace, me It's a gas, gas, gas...

IT"S JUST AN ASS??? JUST AN ASS? DAMN, IT"S JUST A MOUNTAIN? IT"S JUST The Stars? IT"S JUST, A Beautiful blue sky with the sun setting... It's just a red hot fireball screaming through the solar system... JUST AN ASS??? Holy Shit Dove, Please. Puhlease... That ass holds the secrets to our existence. That ass holds pleasure beyond what any has known. Just an ass... lol Thats like sayin I'm "Just A Dick"! (ok, I'm not really, I just play one on dropzone...) roflmao - Yeah, I kill me.... And were all "just jumpin off our porches" jjf LoveyDovey.... lol aka "Just an Ass" Oh, and Dove, I don't get TONS of compliments, but I'm told I have a fine ass... I'll have to snap a shot and send it over to you, you can be the judge... Course, no matter what you do to it? It's not as fine as your ass... It's a gas, gas, gas...

AHHH HELL!!!!! SAVE SOME FOR ME!!! See, didn't surprise me a bit, GOOSE YOU ROCK!!!! Thanks for finding that!!! Aww hell Dove, now I can't sleep. I knew your face would be even prettier than your hiney, with that attitude to match? MMMMMMMM... GOOD..... YOU ARE TOO CUTE FOR WORDS!!! DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN! Kiss Pass ME!!! oooh oooh oooh, your are, oooh.... It's a gas, gas, gas...

Ohh my Dove, Sweet Dove, yes, you are correct, I have only saw your hiney... However, hmmm, it's, well, hmmm, something else, something that lies just beneath the surface. You, are, the ShizNit... The total package, Sexy took a hike when you showed up, cuz Sexy just couldn't cut it next to you girl. I like "readin between the lines", and I'm usually correct on this shit. You, You are, a lil more than the usual. Confidence exudes, warm, loving, playfulness abounds. Naughty, mischevious, yeah, hell yeah. See, women who run with wolves rock, but I've always been more attracted to women that run down wolves, kill them, and eat them on the spot... I need someone who can hang, ya know? Dangerous yes, but, damn, well, quite worth it in my book. Just eat you up... I could...I would... Hell, I'm gonna (lol), if you ever, ever give me the chance and hold on for a few minutes (k, that was a lie, minutes won't be enough, I'll need at least 2-3 solid evenings) I've never kiss passed Dove, I'm holding out for you! Teach me? I've got a few things to show you too. lol - yes, it's true too, I'm a bit of a hiney man... jjf i'll never be beast of burden, musics on the radio, come on sugar, make love to me... It's a gas, gas, gas...

Don't be silly. This is a free market. Capitalism, it's way cool. It's nothing personal, it's business. Pay the person that's ready to do the work. Don't hold a grudge against drinking guy, honestly, this is "the norm". Reason? Contractors are typically so overbooked with work that it's tough to find someone to give your money to. Anyhow, lifes to short, take a deep breath, forgive the other guy because resentment only eats at your gut, and get the new guy in there to finish your floor. Peace, Seasons Greetings. Jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

Ahh Fuck!!!! I swear I would've thought Crazy Ivan posted this shit!!!! Damn Girls, I know it's wrong, I know it is. But this is some hilarious shit! It's a gas, gas, gas...

Ok, I didn't read a freakin post. Couldn't have my Kharma ruined. The hottest skychick I've never met is Dove... Dove, Dove me do. All I gotta say is, any girl that could read so sweetly. She is the hottest skychick that I have never met. Something in the way she moves... Dove, Dove? I'd do.. Surely I'd do... Dove honey, if your out there, I think your cuter than cute, sweeter than sweet, I wanna kiss your face in freefall. jjf Pleaaase, Dove me Do......... It's a gas, gas, gas...

Ahh Fuck Kai, I thought you were messin with me at the DZ the other day... I'd go for Florida or Arizona. Vibes brother, my bad. You know I'm doing the same thing, but I have to finish raising my kids so I'm staying here in lovely St. Louis... If you need anything, shout man. Peace Jack It's a gas, gas, gas...