jumpinjackflash

I know I'm gonna get the crap beat out of me for this, but I can't help it... Your a chick, and a cute one at that, I'm sorry, but even the places that are rude, won't be rude to you. Just the way things work. It's a guy thing and in alot of the cases, it doesn't bleed over to the women. Same as the situations that are purely women oriented, the women like to kill eachother (cat fights) but then are like nice to the guys. More so on the guy side with this crap though. jjf just an opinion, probably crap, but I've seen it before. It's a gas, gas, gas...

What? Happy? It's a gas, gas, gas...

Ditto on that, I'm working on my A and after that, my B, once my B is here and I'm jumping solid, then I'm going to throw in a flight lesson or two... The sky is where it's at... And, YES, I"M THE SAME WAY. Skydiving beats the shit out of everything I've ever done. jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

Well, Obviously 34% of us (at the time that I voted) are not GETTING LAID, OR, GETTING LAID VERY POORLY??? While 66% are gettin thier Rocks off just fine!!! I like to jump, and the surprising thing is, jumping, lol, makes me want to "Jump" lol Alas, may happen one day, but it doesn't seem to be in the cards right now!!! jjf it's all good though... It's a gas, gas, gas...

Started AFF Last week of August. Made my first post First week of September... I've made 21 jumps, I'm working on my A requirements and I'm hopin to nail that in the next two/three weeks. Unbelievable. A life long dream, I love it more than anything I've ever experienced. Incredible. jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

I'm guessing you didn't see my posts in the genital piercing threads then... Redbull and vodka please. ROFLMAO Yeah, as a matter of fact, now that you mention it.... It's all getting clearer now. I'll pour two. jjf its alright now........ It's a gas, gas, gas...

Pretty Impressive... Every Guy that replied here, complimented the rig, confirmed your decision to buy it instead of the boobs, and showed concern for your safety. I'd say, that all in all, were just not that bad. Men typically like women to be natural and sexiness is not in the boobs, but everywhere else. Were not as shallow as all assume. Good choice, and, along with everyone here, I gotta tell you, with a smile like that, Humongo boobs are not, absolutely not, necessary. Happy Flying Jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

Glad to see you believe entertainment should sometimes be painful I'll save you a seat, and mix you a drink!!! Peace It's a gas, gas, gas...

Ok, can't leave this alone either. After going to close the "stats" win on it..... Bottom of the page. My favorite question: 18% slept with someone without knowing his/her name I'll fess up, happened too me three times in my life. Honestly, can't believe others didn't report this one. Awfully fun it was. ANYONE ELSE HERE EXPERIENCE THIS STAT??? It's a gas, gas, gas...

YEAH!!! VERY!!! be sure and bring us a good pic back though! safe jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

Kai, dude.... My son finishes his third year of football in the morning. Last game of the season. I quit, his first season, standing in the rain, watching him practice. Toughest thing I've ever accomplished. First three months liked to killed me. I chewed, literally hundreds of dollars of nicorette for the first three months, didn't care bout getting off nicotine (should've, it woulda went quicker for me if I did)... Finally made it, after that, I still thought about it. Now, it's over, truly... Very Very Very stressed out in the last four months, but cigs have not been a desire to fix it either. Rock on You'll make it. CIGARETTES ARE FUCKING DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH They make skydiving look like disneyland Statistically, if skdiving followed smokes nums??? It'd probably be like, one out of every three jumps is a fatality.... If you think of it that way, WHO THE FUCK WOULD BE CRAZY ENOUGH??? Major good vibes to you See you at the LEAP SOON???? Without Smokes I hope. jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

Your just the kinda feller we need in office... It's the mildly sick with a positive outlook, they help make the most changes. It's a gas, gas, gas...

Thats amazing Within three minutes, same thought... I did not read this post ahead of time, but you sure as hell read my mind 3 minutes prior!!! K MOODY!!!! I"LL BE IN HELL BEFORE YOU! I AM 27% Pure! (Very interesting.) Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you: people less pure than you (3%) people like you (0%) people more pure than you (97%) Just how does a well balanced person view this data? The only healthy way. BLAME EVERYONE ELSE. My Answer: Why is everyone lyin when their takin this damn thing!!! Ya'll are sicker than that. Worried your Mama's gonna see? lol It's a gas, gas, gas...

I'm sorry dear, but with a tag line like that??? You didn't know that ahead of time? lol-I don't believe debaucherous activity sends us to the fire place - lol ummmm, if so, I may be joinin you there... And, in answer to your tag line? relax, it'll only hurt the first time... jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

Yep It happened. You just climbed 10 big points on my OH-SHIT-O-METER. Only reason I don't carry to date? I honestly believe someone would already be dead. I believe any asshole that attacks someone, even mildly, should be fair game. I wouldn't lose a minute of sleepin, for cleanin their clock right on the spot. In closing. I'm a god fearing, traditionally raised midwesterner with Love for all my fellow man. I've never harmed a hair on anyones head that didn't attack me first (or move in that direction, and in my book, if your froggy enough to jump, then your froggy enough to get your ass whooped). Sick fucks that prey on the weak and take advantage of women are at the top of this list. Bottom line? People need to be protected, and those who can, need to protect those who can't... Period. I didnt read any of the thread, caught the post at the top, the "Oh Shit Wait Till Aggie Dave SHows" and just jumped right ahead to preview it, lol... I'm sure what I just said has been said in some ways here, and more will follow, just as I'm sure, someone will beat on me bout guns kill people, etc...etc...etc... when the shit hits the fan though Aggie, your the kind of person I want behind me, cuz its no time to be lovin on people when the jackals are loose. no sense in foolin yourselves either people, were all in a very sick world with people that get kicks out of hurting people, and thats screwed up. jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

OK, THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL!!! The women are always beating on us men about carryin on about things we don't know about... LOL - Did ya adjust your man? HA - OK, DON"T FLAME ME, IT WAS FUNNY DAMNIT!!! I've had this happen multiple times Finally got rid of it two weeks ago YOUR NOT ADJUSTING YOUR STRAPS TIGHT ENOUGH, THEY SHOULD SNUG UP AROUND YOUR THIGHS/GROIN SNUG!!! Don't make them to tight, but don't worry at first, snug em up GOOD. You'll notice a difference immediately. That way, when you open, the shock doesn't pull the damn buckles into your thighs. Mine were blue for awhile from it. Painful too! OUCH! LMAO Dyin here, did you adjust your man!!! He didn't say it pinched his dick, he said HIS GROIN lol It's a gas, gas, gas...

YOU ARE MASSIVELY LUCKY!!! ALot of the times, this can fail, or, in some cases it has been disabled or not configured... I have had it happen in a million programs... Save Often, Save ALWAYS.... When you create a file, name it immediately, then, Ctrl - S Use it wisely Luke. May the force be with you. It's a gas, gas, gas...

Ummmm do you know the general vicinity your neighbor was hi, uh, car, ummm, washed at??? It's a gas, gas, gas...

I know it's been said before. Plenty of times on this site too. But I have to say it again, especially after watching Rob's Tribute. You are all an incredibly special bunch of people for so many reasons. I consider myself lucky to have stepped into this world. I don't want to die, but when at least now, when the time does come, it will have been with the honor of knowing the best company of people I have ever met. Blue Skies Rob, Jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

I haven't met you yet formally Michele, but, after a great many posts I have read, I really look forward to it. Much warmth and good wishes to you. May you recover very quickly and heal completely. I look forward to jumping with you someday. Blessings, Jack It's a gas, gas, gas...

Your wrong as well!!!! View my posts, all of them kill threads quick!!!! Fear me, I am thread KILLER It's a gas, gas, gas...

Hell YES!!!! And I have to admit, I'm no different then the rest, I checked your profile before I posted, found out your on the other side of the country... So I didn't bother to offer my support LOL! Though, you know, if you were here in the Midwest, well, then, we could talk!!! Blues jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

YEAH! I forgot about that one, shouldn't have though, definitly a good one. The other one I forgot is Tonto's... "Throw me to the wolves because there's order in the pack, throw me to the sky because I know I'm coming back." That Kicks MAJOR ASS jjf i was found, i was washed up and left for days It's a gas, gas, gas...

I can't think of anything else. Everything else sucks compared to this. Don't say shit about sex, cuz you would have to actually be having it to compare it and well, hell. Glad I'm not the only one that chose the Psycho level. jjf it's all good It's a gas, gas, gas...

HELL YES That is what I'm talking about. It's a gas, gas, gas...