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Well, They would have a GOOD reason if IT were for EXTREME "Feminine Discomfort or Jock Itch" sprays OK, OK, OK, I've got it.... EXTREME MASTURBATION! Well Jim, get a load of Dave today? He is really wearin it out. I thought he was done till he whipped out the AstroGlide....Dude, he looks extremely sore to me, I don't think he can hold out much longer. That Astro Glide should take him at least another 15 minutes. Well Bob, Wendy's up next and her reputation preceeds her. I bet she can go at least 8 hours, and we have quite a crowd lined up to watch. People been camping all nite just for this contestant folks. Look she has her own cheering section and they are all wearing matching tshirts!!! There you have it, I don't know what happens after, I always wake up at that point. I'm sure if you surf the porn sites though you'll find something Xtremely close to this!!! jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

I don't even need a new one! I'll take three used ones!!!! Black and Red Red and Black Red with Black Stripes.... whatever!!! 7 mil is a bit nuts, I'd take the first mil and get a dz. next mil, get a plane. next mil, piss away.... bank the rest, there is the damn insurance for the whole mess, that might last a month :-) blues Freaky, jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

Ok, I gotta say, this is probably the best advice on the entire site... I'm getting D'd soon, and after getting hooked, I'm not believin that anything less than a skychick is going to do it. I mean, why add the crap? Like, "Your going there again this weekend?" "Why?" "Your obsessed".... Please, life is tough enough. I'd rather hear, "Wait, lemme get my rig honey, oh, and that case of beer in the fridge"... unbelievable If YOUR HOOKED, THEN HOOK UP WITH SOMEONE THAT IS HOOKED.... JUNKIES DON'T DATE JESUS FREAKS AND VICE VERSA... ok, my three cents... jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

VERY COOL!!! Great Idea, I keep forgetting about that site! Sounds great, thanks for the heads up! Very funny though, I had no idea it was for you. I thought it was all for me!!! Blues, jjf I've got gas gas gas... It's a gas, gas, gas...

LOL This is what I'm betting mine will look like!!! As far as getting "Stable" again, I can handle it, had to do it a few times before (HA, not on purpose of course!!!) THANKS!!!! jjf I howled at my ma in the drivin rain... It's a gas, gas, gas...

Have to do Level 6 this week.... Can everyone let me know how they did on backloops for the first time??? I think, after reading about it, that I can do it, I just hope I pull it off, I really want to get to 7 and Grad... Backlooping hard? Easy? thanks up front for any input! jjf i fell down to my knees and I started to pray.... It's a gas, gas, gas...

MOST DEFINITLY!!!! I'm wearin a diaper on my first pack/jump! However, you know if it's crap, at least it's crap that you created!!! lol blues, jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

Ditto on BOTH!!!! Lost dollars that oculd be spent jumping.... I've just completed AFF Level V and had my intro to packing, will pack my first this weekend. I hope to pack and fly it very soon... My main thing is, if it's gonna mal, then it'll be my fault. I wanna know what's in my bag when I throw out!!!! It's odd to continue jumping out of a plane, with a device we know nothing about, with a chute in it we don't even know how it got stuffed... Isn't it? Could just be me though.... jjf it's a gas It's a gas, gas, gas...

Just finished AFF Level 5, have jumped every weekend since end of August. Intro, 1, 2, 3, 4, 4 again (botched it a bit first time), then level 5.... Yes you are a freak!!!! SO WHAT!!!!! Can you really think of anything better? (ok, besides sex) If you can, you got me beat. jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

Awww, Man, Shadowplay, just wish I could digest the compliments, however, their must be another JJF (which doesn't surprise, afterall the Stones are incredible you know) out their that is kicking some serious base ass..... I though, am just getting done with AFF Level IV and admittedly, after I one day bust a couple thousand jumps loose, will be looking to follow in his footsteps and tear up some antennas and bridges, but I'm not there yet dude! Still A Newbie! However, if you have any url's or inf on the person your talking about, I'd love to see some pics! Blue Skies, jjf it's a gas, gas, gas... It's a gas, gas, gas...

... and the engine's behind you Damn, good point, that would be worse, much. Quite honestly, I'd have to bail, definitly have to bail... BTW: Level 4 and 5 DONE!!!!! - 360's are so cool!!! It's a gas, gas, gas...

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Wow, every time I look up I think it's all about me? Who would've guessed? Congrats, big time!!!!! Blue Skies (p.s. finished my Level V jump today, what a gas!) It's a gas, gas, gas...

Yeah, I second this. I've been at the dz every weekend since I've started. Even with that, during the week, I keep thinkin, man, I'd rather be at the drop zone... I've done a few things in life, not as much as I want, still have a long way to go, but even though, I can't think of anything that would be better. Think I'll cutaway from my boring old business life, give up all the crap, and move to the dropzone. Blue Skies, jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

Truly, this is about you, and no one else. You'll meet incredible people, no doubt. However, live your dreams, don't wait around for the crowd. Step out, get into it, you'll be amazed. jjf it's a gas, gas, gas... It's a gas, gas, gas...

I think crazy has got it right. Pull into the airstream, wind gets it, takes it outta your hand.... I don't believe I've ever had the opportunity to "Throw" it, since when I pull (loose grip, but firm)and it clears my hip, wind inflates pilot, yanks from my grip and it opens... I believe that these details, are the big ones though. Very worth in depth discussion, considering if you view the malfunctions/first reserve rides threads, there are quite a few jumpers with 2000 plus jumps and one or less reserve rides. Realizing that it may not be realistic to believe that everyone can be that lucky (I really don't believe it is luch though), we can extremely minimize our tendancy to malfunction with good position stability, and a good deployment ok, afer reading that, it all sounds too obvious, LOL apologies for runnin the mouth. pull it into the airstream, let go when it's inflatin... jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

> nuthin worse in life than to lose someone that brings light into your life. blue skies jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

thanks so MUCH!!!! I agree, frickin smokes are dangerous crap, nasty ugly dangerous crap. I'm a sick personality too, but now I only think about it 50 or 60 times a day, versus, 200-300!!!! :-) seriously though, thanks, hardest thing I ever did. It's a gas, gas, gas...

I know how, smile at em all, lean out, yell "READY", lean in yell "SET", blast out that door like your ass is on fire yellin "ARCH!ARCH!ARCH" best effect would be if the van was movin bout 120, but you'd only be able to pull it off once you know. jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

I operate in a total state of hypoxia anyhow. My brain has been starved of oxygen since, 1982 or so. Course, two years of not smoking, I believe my lungs are beginning to work again!!! Just need a little oxygen for that 30 grand ride, that's all. jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

HA!!!!! Your answer is why I don't tend to hang out at strip bars!!!!! NO SENSE IN FLYIN IF YOUR NOT JUMPIN!!! btw, totally dig your tag line, very very funny jjf I was found, I was washed up and left for days... It's a gas, gas, gas...

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Total and complete crock, have to go to NY tomorrow, couldn't do my AFF IV makeup jump sunday cuz the damn rain... Choked AFF IV (for primarily stupid reasons) on Friday, went Sunday to do over and the weather bombed. To make it worse, can't do a redo tomorrow, cuz I have to go to NY on business, and can't get back to do it again till Friday. In the meantime, I have to climb on a plane, ride past altitude (man I wanna go out high too, 30K, oh yeah, I'm up for it!!!) cross country, and I CAN'T EVEN JUMP OUT OF THE PLANE!!!!!!! Can you think of anything that sucks worse? New airline feature for jumpers, when you reach destination, before they put down for the whuffo's, they let the jumpers out. Express Delivery!!! jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

God knows, with what comes out of my mouth here lately I should just be quiet However, would it be too rough to assume, that anyone with less than a c license, newly jumping at a DZ, be required to show proficiency with the rental equipment prior to jumping it? Just the fact that they are still renting should be a signal to the DZ that they may not be proficient on that particular equipment? should it? I mean, I could be way off base... Beyond that, I'm not sure how far it should go, however, as a student (12 jumps) I can't even believe, someone would strap on a rig, get in a plane and jump out of it, without having a very good understanding of how the deployment system works.... That's just someone waitin to kill theirselves, isn't it? I went to our rigger the other day, (aff level 3 jump, my first 7 jumps were static line years ago) and began learning how to pack, only spent a few minutes, was told that most students don't even start askin about it till they've made x amount of jumps.... Doesn't everyone want to know EXACTLY what they are carrying around on their shoulders? This post just scares the shit out of me. I live, breathe and eat this stuff, primarily because I decided if I'm going to do something that is this dangerous, then I wouldn't , half ass it. I'm not jumping cuz I wanna die, I'm jumping cuz I wanna live.... damn that is just too scary for words, I'm so glad that the people in question lived (hope they are still alive). I also hope they kick up their "need to know" factor and start getting very serious about this sport, before they aren't around anymore. jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...

Now I'm incredibly jealous, my only view was pics, in fact, it was the first Revell model I ever put together. Looked like shit after I built it, but I still loved it. to cool for words man, jjf It's a gas, gas, gas...