yoink

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  1. teath???? You been at it already mate?
  2. [put's hand up shyly] umm... I guess that'd be me...
  3. aw.. that's no use! Next time then.... more vodka!
  4. No worries... I'll be right over!
  5. years ago, some mates went to Magaluf, got plastered and ended up in a seedy bar near the beach... They walked over to the barman and said (in a very slurred voice): "Make us something f*"king mental..." he did... The F*"KING MENTAL: In a pint glass... 2 shots: bacardi, 3 shots: vodka, 3 shots: Cointreau / Grand Marnier 2 shots: Blue Bols Top up with Orange and Pineapple juice... It goes green and messes with your head... carnage drink. Tastes like fruit juice though... Other than that, the popular drink at the DZ is the SUPER SHANDY 1 Smirnoff Ice in a pint glass Top off with Stella Artois Nice, summery, light and refreshing. You can drink a load of it and then fall over If your being really silly, put a shot or two of vodka in as well.
  6. whine? [shudders].... ughh.... each to their own Wine's hangover juice for me....
  7. ooo... can I join? No beer left though.. only vodka...
  8. yoink

    Skydive Game

    yay... 800 low pulls are the way forward.. although the poor little fella did crater a coupla times he gets up some proper speed on landings if he hop n pops in high wind... swoopers would be proud!
  9. no worries... lost hours to that game in the last coupla days Edit, oh.. and may I suggest the 'Hot Shower' weapon.. total carnage
  10. that's harsh... but at least you had the opportunity of two dates in a day! Edit... a beer or six'll make everything better
  11. sounds like an old game called Tanks... New incarnations are either "Pocket Tanks" (search for a download), or http://www.freeworldgroup.com/games/tanks/index.html Been playing it today... great game. Differences from the original include having to take account of wind, and being able to buy thermonuclear shells Enjoy Will edited for spelling... damn vodka!
  12. New rig and WFFC, no problem... I mean, really.. what's one more maxed out credit card? Now, where did I put those applications...?
  13. yoink

    Skydive Game

    aw.. I suck at this sooo much... Edit: yay.. just got 600... right, I'm done. Must... step away... from the keyboard...
  14. I hate you for making me feel old!!! for a taste of old-stylee computer games, I recommend Strong-Bad's take on them... http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail94.html
  15. BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! FFF I wondered if anyone would catch that...
  16. Sambuca, Aftershock... basically anything that tastes of aniseed. Ewww.... really messes me up too.
  17. I'm craving a smoke, really am trying to quit. Must not buy some more. Beer is much needed to calm myself down I think. WILL NOT SMOKE AGAIN.
  18. [replyThe key to someone's heart is never lost; it's just that the locks were changed 'cause you're some sort of psycho. Quote BWAHAHHHA!
  19. am I the only person who always jumps with a mobile phone? They don't take up a lot of room under your jumpsuit, and are useful if only because if you do land off, you can phone the dz and tell them you're ok and where you are... I would have thought more people would cary one...
  20. The start of haiku is often very friagile. Will this one take off?
  21. What if you aren't wearing any... ~R+R How you doin'?