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  1. Okay, but what else? I think one of the points that was emerging in the other thread, or at least trying to emerge, was that typically there's more to attraction than a person's looks. Others may argue that even if a person has a great sense of humor, can hold their own in conversations regarding philosophy, politics, popular culture, et cetera, that their looks can be the single point of failure in moving on. Is attraction truly that superficial at the core? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  2. To split off from Jason's Let's not forget about thread, and to allow a greater range of responses (since Jason's was truly meant to be lighthearted), let's hear from people regarding what the men and women who post here really look for with regard to someone they can spend more than a few sweaty hours with. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    You're going to tip a CASE in my honor? Whoo-HOO! How do I rate? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  4. By self-serving I meant tooting my own horn (I know you're aware of this), but you're right: that truly is pointless when one is comfortably ensconced in a relationship. Much of the mourning that seems to go on here among those men who are without suitable companionship is, as you well know, mostly posturing for effect, a line and hook without significant bait. This deserves its own thread, I think. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  5. Listing examples to the contrary would most certainly be too self-serving to do any real good here. Suffice it to say that not all men are brain-washed by Victoria's Secret and all the other myriad "examples" of "perfection". On another site where I do most of my writing, I've expressed time and time again that perfection is only achieved through imperfection. And I'll stand by that. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  6. To be fair, I'm well aware that I'm no prize. I feel honored to have a beautiful woman in my life who can see past my various and sundry flaws to the nerd beneath. I see beauty everywhere, often where others deny it. I figured this thread more more tongue in cheek than anything.
  7. Ah, misdirection and falsification of sexual prowess. Those are punishable offenses, my dear. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  8. I suppose I could start the BS posturing and attempt to redeem myself by posting inanities that cannot be proved true or false save by direct and definitive physical interaction, but since we all know that isn't going to happen, I'll stick with . Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  9. Termination vs. ass/leg runoff. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    Happy birthday! Keep an eye out for Jumper03 at Eloy and the two of you can tip one up together in honor of me not being there to make an ass out of myself. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  11. A beautiful tribute...if it is indeed such. Beautiful regardless. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  12. Another distraction...a welcome one, but a distraction regardless. Then you're not doing it right, Kevin. Wait, if I do it right, I have no further use for the mental enticements outside of the bedroom/couch/floor/neighbor's pool/college staircase? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  13. Another distraction...a welcome one, but a distraction regardless. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  14. I've yet to fly with my rig on anything other than domestic flights, but I've never had my carry-ons weighed. The bag I had my rig and helmet in was ridiculously large for a carry-on, and the only incident I encountered was here in NC when a security guard made me fit it into that metal mock-up for carry-on sizing. After five minutes of wrangling it into that space, she laughed and said that as long as I could make it fit, she'd let it up the stairs. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  15. That actually might help spark interest in what I SHOULD be doing. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  16. When you've exhausted every option you possibly can to help avoid doing what you should be doing; when unease looms on the horizon with every move you make, taking the fun out of being ADD; when bouncing between distractions just doesn't seem to hold any flavor any longer, what does one do? Is that the time to capitulate, knuckle-down, grin & bear it, etc. ad nauseum? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  17. Old nickname from way back, based on similarities to my last name, as well as how grumpy I can be in the mornings (Scrooge McDuck). Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    How about nearly oblivious post-whoring types who have trained themselves to rarely look up above the solid blue "subject" line in the forum list and threads? Especially during intellectually weighted threads like "anal sex", "freak flag" or any other thread that sees cochese replying like a fiend? In that instance, it's more of a "HEY! Check your PMs, you post-zombie!" Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  19. I'll keep you and your family (especially your grandma) in my thoughts. >> Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  20. This is late in coming, I know, but my heart goes out to you, Lisa. And whether or not you think it helps, {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} for you. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  21. Glad your son is doing well. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  22. Further bowing and scraping is now necessary. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  23. You know, you're absolutely right. I've got much to atone for. I'm turning my life around. So Bobbi, I was wondering of you'd like to visit the zoo with me? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  24. Mine was addressed in Chris' "Left Lane Syndrome" thread. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.