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  1. You caught that, did you? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  2. Maybe you should share some of that spiked version you seem to be sampling. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  3. Wait...WHAT?? I assumed, apparently by mistake, that this outfit was IMPOSED on you in some impossible dare or during a trip on some bad milk or something. YOU picked that outfit?? The mind reels... Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  4. Uh, I'm guessing that plane has some hidden VTOL capabilities? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  5. Yipes...just, yipes. Note to self: don't take any dares, drinks or questionable foodstuffs from Jake at the Dublin Boogie. Oh, and my camera just went tango uniform at the mere THOUGHT of a similar image being captured on it. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  6. McDuck

    racoons

    Yes, they most certainly do. I have yet to SEE the owl, but she's out there talking most nights. The fox is absolutely gorgeous, but she's less than thrilled about being seen during hours when cameras work best. She did stop and let me "talk" to her one morning. I think she was more or less curious about what type of creature would be making noises at her while not chasing her or trying to approach her. I'll get her on camera one day. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  7. McDuck

    racoons

    A nuisance? How sad. I used to have a family of corvids (crows) that hung around my house in Washington state because I rescued one of their young from what I jokingly referred to as "Cat Alley". Oh, and I once raised another corvid (a magpie) from a baby after my falconry sponsor found one that had fallen from a nest. He was so incredibly smart and funny, and would always fly to my shoulder no matter where he was in the neighborhood when I called him. I miss that. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  8. I'm not quite sure I understood the thrust of this one...I've never been to a been to an entire boogie before, just a day-trip for Thanksgiving, but it was my understanding that skydiving is the main focus of these events. Did that sound convincing? You know, perhaps I will save wear and tear on my camera...especially if Jake has strong tendencies toward the "natural" approach to dress and appearance at these things. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  9. McDuck

    racoons

    How cool is the area you live in?? Opossums AND racoons? All I've got is an owl and a fox. the latter is nocturnal (thank goodness), so I'm generally not prepared to take pictures of her when I see her. That's incredibly cool that you have so many critters in your area. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  10. This SNL skit is the shizz, yo. Now I gotta go count my Hamiltons. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  11. McDuck

    racoons

    That Simpson's episode where they get relocated because of Sideshow Bob stalking them just came to mind: "I call the big one 'Bitey'." It was possums, but still a tad appropriate. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  12. I would still be doing that too, except for the numerous Sasquatch sightings that occur every time I DO. ***Before I learned about female anatomy and sex, I thought the way to make a girl pregnant was to pee in her bellybutton. Laugh Blues, Dave I thought something similar! I thought you had to pee in her butt! Now I understand that costs more. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  13. Does chugging hot sauce and "sweating it out" help at all? I've tried everything OTC that I can, to include those Shower Soothers, and nothing really worked. For me, it had to run its course. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  14. McDuck

    racoons

    That cat is gorgeous! Is she a talker? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  15. Yes, but will the festivities at Zhills put such a drain on your resources (financial, emotional, spiritual...your liver) that you will find yourself less than prepared for another blow-out? I hope not. I expect to see much mouth at the Dublin boogie. Oh, and for posterity's sake (I typo'ed "pesterity" initially, which may be more accurate), I think I'll document the whole thing on video. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  16. We've started a Dublin Boogie thread over at sonicbeef.com too, and we're rallying the jumpers for a road-trip a la Stevorino's comic strip to join in the festivities. I can't wait! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  17. I grew up on the edge of a National Park, and I used to climb up into the hills behind my house until I thought nobody could see me. Then I would take off all my clothes and run around naked for a while. I think I was about 13-14 at the time. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  18. Maybe you can be her apprentice and help out a bit after you take your licks? Okay Spence, I'm putting in my vacation request! We'll probably leave on the 14th at some point and get there before nightfall. I'm so psyched! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  19. As soon as the dates and everything else are firmed up, I'm putting in for vacation. I wouldn't miss Lisa's spanking tent this boogie for anything! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  20. For some reason, numbers 3 and 6 caught me by surprise. But since my co-workers all think I'm bonkers anyway, sudden, boisterous laughter won't seem all that unusual. Edited to add: Also, I think Cochese is a bad influence on me. I thought this thread title was Thongs to live by. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  21. McDuck

    Suicide

    There are a few here who have grasped the seeming original intent of this thread's author, and that is "Is it possible to make a rational decision to end one's life"? Regardless of the volume of insightful and well meaning information provided, Cochese said it best: anything is possible. Too many people get caught up in that vein of thought that believes you have to be certifiably insane to want to end your life, or not be at a place, emotionally, where your faculties are doing you the most justice. While I won't be so presumptious as to say something along the lines of "the bottom line is...", I will say that nobody can know all the circumstances of every life on this planet. Along those lines of thought, it is safe to say that yes, that type of decision can be made rationally at some point in some lives. Is it the best decision for a person to make? Who's to say? I think the social stigma of being viewed as insane or incapable of rational thought if thoughts of suicide are entertained is not entirely fair. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  22. Frito-Lay has money...loads of it. Maybe they should start lobbying too. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  23. I didn't MEAN to...fill in the blanks. I'm not feeling terribly creative at the moment. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  24. You can ask them if they have a sabbatical policy and what their requirements are for it. Otherwise, just ask for the leave of absence. Most companies that allow for a 6-month leave of absence without pay aren't going to have many problems with it...from my limited experience. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  25. Me too. Just ask me. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.