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I imagine you're aware of the doors this just opened for some...COUGHcocheseCOUGH!

Is she teaching them how to be lesbians or not to mess with her? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

It's good to know that there are people like you operating within the legal system. Thanks for sharing this. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I'm so glad to hear this, Michele. I'll continue to keep you and your dad in my thoughts. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Dude(ette), the passive-aggrssive thing works best with adorable women. Smile all the time and sell them their worst nightmares at work with frosting on top. For instance, I dig the "no tables" option. that was classic. Take them literally when you can and do the opposite when you can't. Then smile vacuously when they confront you and say, "Oh. I'm sorry. I misunderstood." Toss your hair immediately after, also. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

My mother used to think the lyrics to that song "Jump" by Van Halen, you know, where he says, "Might as well JUMP!", were "Maxwell JUMP!" Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Wow, I feel blonde... I always thought it was "a needle pulling thread..." Are those really the words??? I believe sew. I used to think it was "a needle, SPOON and thread". Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Sew...a needle, spool and thread. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I have nothing clever to say about hairy, non-bleached white asses...wait, nevermind. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

So, are you saying that being stalked by just the right person is not unwelcome? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

But that could be for snuggling, reading or other non-sexual patterns of behavior. Oh, and I absolutely LOVE your sigline quote. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I'm compulsive over being EARLY for everything, and my girlfriend is of the "if someone's not bleeding or on fire, we're not rushing" mentality. I'm learning...slowly. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Those are GREAT! I'm laughing my posterior off here! More! I want to see more! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Man! That guy has the pretty girls LINING UP to stalk him! Thank goodness we're teammates and friends, so I can at least live vicariously through his women woes. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Go ahead, you know you want to Pimp your nutcracker. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

According to Jake, "they"* will never exist again on HIS person. * - Gay leprechauns with a penchant for getting straight guys to dress like them Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I was close. I guessed coffee mugs. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Chris, when I first started posting here, you were the one who set me on the path to enlightenment: follow (read: stalk) Aggiedave and post after everything he does. I'll send you all the vibes I've got, mutiplied a million times over. In other words, I'll keep you in my thoughts always, except when I'm in the potty. That would just be wrong. Seriously, sending you everything. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I know what to get you for Christmas now: your own Eloy Zen Garden for those times when you're wallowing in misery over how many women in NC are hot for you. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Yeah, I agree with Beverly here. Putting fresh "dog dirt" in baggies with holes in them in the vents in his place, or caramels in his gas tank, or sending horribly deviant porn magazines in his name to his neighbor's address, or oil extracted from poison oak and ivy plants on all the doorknobs and toilet seats would only serve to make you look like a professional head-case. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

There are several less lethal methods for deterring them from being around your property. If you have the means, you can place motion-sensitive lighting on those areas of your property where they enter and exit. Since they tend to shy away from bright lights, that's one way to start shooing them away. In addition to the lights (or instead of them, if you can't provide the lighting option) soak many rags in ammonia and place them along the edges of your property, again, where they enter and exit. Since the ammonia will dissipate rapidly, you'll have to soak them again each day and put them back out. Do these two for a week, consistently, and you may see a decrease in their activity in your area. You can also put a portable radio out where they enter your property and leave it running at night. They aren't fond of that either. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Can you teach me to make beer? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Oh, I don't know. It most certainly has its charms. Especially that "come hither" look on her face. I certainly hope you took heed of that look after snapping that shot. [sidenote]Is it bad that I did a little fist-pump victory dance for making your sigline? [/sidenote] Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Very nice! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Not today. Today is a Jack Johnson day. I lurve me some "Taylor". That initial guitar riff is wonderful. Sorry, didn't mean to divert your thread. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.