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  1. HAHAHAHAHA! That was classic! Made me chuckle here at work. And those caricatures are awesome! Good work, Steve! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  2. Have you been there long enough to warrant a sabbatical? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  3. Cool. If she wears a tag, I'll know when to be unaccountably preoccupied with my shoelaces to be able to speak clearly. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  4. lol...you probably won't even notice me. I'm really quite boring. wear the lether pants.....they will notice you Yeah, and I'll be the goofy bald guy with the cute Asian girlfriend trying not to make eye contact with The Mama, or "Her Hotness" as the reputation goes. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  5. Nice! Now all you need is some complaint rock and moody teenagers to sell it, and I think you've got a hit! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  6. Wait wait WAIT! The Mama might be in attendance?? Ohhh...I've got stage fright now. I may not be worthy. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  7. You rang? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  8. Well then, spill it! Why can you NEVER let your kids jump in that thing again? Terminal case of cooties? Barney caught molesting a teletubby in there? WHAT?? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  9. Wait, that seems to imply that it was used for nocturnal activities related to bodily fluids...or so I gather. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  10. That clinches it. If there's a jump castle at Dublin, you won't be ABLE to keep me away. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  11. Husky: behemoth BBW: horrendously huge fleshpile exclusive: same tired old pics stolen from 25 other sites Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  12. And who has a problem with that? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  13. (In continuance of Arlo's hijack) I think I'll be able to talk Cora into making it for the New Year's boogie. Her sister will be in town and wants to make another jump. Yeah, I think I'll start working on that right away. I'll give Cora her hug and kiss, but I'm keeping mine for myself. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  14. ARLO!! YAY! I haven't seen you on here in a while! Cora and I think about you from time to time...mainly about the "farewell" you sent us off with that time at Z-Hills. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  15. Note to self: if Fishy offers to let me use his home computer when I visit next time, either decline or wear full chem-warfare gear. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  16. I was all a'twitter about being spanked, my limited understanding being that it would be a foster MOTHER delivering it. But the caning? Lemme think about it. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  17. McDuck

    Fiji Pics

    Beautiful. I'll bet that was something to watch. I had a pod of dolphins surface next to me once, but I was leery of being left by the boat that was ready to depart, so I wasn't able to interact with them much at all. I'd love to do a manta dive. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  18. No no no! This one, with the clown hair and the "pinchin' one" face is perfect! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  19. I'll trade you even more chocolate for sponsorship into the ORFUN family once the Dublin festivities kick off. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  20. Is a day of CCowden coaching that strenuous? Will you need power bars over candy bars? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  21. Absolutely. Plain or fancy...you know, like with or without crunchy stuff? You can collect at the Dublin Boogie. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  22. Aha! I'm going to try that for my sweetheart. If she likes it enough to "reward" me, you can choose your prize...any one item from a dollar store. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  23. I've only read Stranger, but I was thoroughly entranced with it. I read it about once every other year or so. I found that it didn't so much solidify my thoughts on any subjects covered (religion, interpersonal relationships, prejudice) as much as make them more fluid and adaptable. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  24. Glad to hear you made it safely and (mostly) in one piece. Have a great time and know that Tarheel awaits its most eligible bachelor with open arms. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  25. Good point, RL. I liked the combination of apparent innocence and guilelessness combined with the martial arts skill to take down an entire saloon full of ne'er-do-wells that River seeemd to encompass. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.