McDuck

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  1. Note to self: never, EVER, put myself in a position to upset Amber. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  2. That is AWESOME! Congratulations on your first century. I'll get there some day, and you'll be an old-timer by then. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  3. McDuck

    Average Joe

    Any more? Television is one of those things I do when I'm at home...which is almost never. Work, sleep and DZ. That's the life for me. Hey, Disney needs to sponsor a themed ride like "Pirates" for us skydivers. Sorry, wasn't trying to jack your thread. No, I haven't seen that show. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  4. Yeah, I didn't mean to sound so insensitive about your plight, as we perceive it. You have an entire community here for you...if you need us. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  5. Isn't that when you don't spring for the divorce, but live separately and go about your lives as if you weren't married? I don't know, because I just went the most direct route and did the D. It was better than pretending a fundamental incompatibility issue could be resolved and reunification a viable option. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  6. You know, I had my suspicions, but now I know: I'M STILL A KID! Whoo-HOO! (And I turn 35 this coming weekend) Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  7. If you haven't seen THIS, then you quite possibly have a life and a challenging job that keeps you gainfully occupied. Start with #1 and work your way through them. I promise you, it's worth it...maybe. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  8. Mayeb that map was having one of THOSE dreams. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  9. I was getting whiplash from the force of my yawns. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  10. Whoo-hoo! Congratulations! If you email USPA and let them know what happened, they should make that change for you, no problem. They misspelled my last name on mine, and ten minutes after I emailed them about it, they had made the change and mailed out the new card. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  11. That would be sweet, dude! If you get some good ones, submit them to the mags and see if they'll use them. How freaking cool would THAT be? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  12. McDuck

    Purity Test

    I'll be darned...like a sock. That was quite comprehensive. I liked it! Thank you for taking the time to do that for me.
  13. They don't seem to be a REGULAR occurrence at our DZ, but I did get to see one while a BM instructor was teaching a student how to fly it. I felt like I was five years old all over again. It was fascinating to me to watch the training and see the suit up close. I know, I'm a dork. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  14. McDuck

    Purity Test

    There's no rush. Have fun and enjoy yourself. If you find time in the next century or so, I'll be here. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  15. McDuck

    Who's lit?

    I'm independent, and I'd be WEALTHIER if not for skydiving. But hey, It's not like I'm addicted or anything. Wanna buy my shoes? I've almost got enough cash for my next jump ticket. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  16. Does it have cool ejection seats? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  17. McDuck

    Who's lit?

    Lets hope.....I turn 32 and haven't even come CLOSE to growing up yet. MAN! that's WAY OLD! I'm only turning 35! Until they pass a law that says I have to grow up, I'm staying just the way I am. AFTER they pass it, I'm going to move to makebelieve land and live there until the end of Time. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  18. McDuck

    Purity Test

    Oooh! Me! Please do ME next! Uh, the card reading, that is. Perverts. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  19. McDuck

    Who's lit?

    Happy BIRTHDAY to two nice guuuuuuys, happy biiiiiiirthdaaaaaay toooooo US! Man, this whole "mentality of a child to stay young" thing really works. I can see the wrinkles fading...wait, I just quit frowning, is all. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  20. McDuck

    Who's lit?

    I may borrow that one from time to time, giving proper credit, of course. Anyway, so as not to jack this thread, I'm saving myself for marriage...wait, uh, I mean NEXT WEEKEND, not marriage. Next weekend is my birthday, so I plan on being sky-bound during the days, and incapacitated at night. If I can stay awake that long. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  21. McDuck

    Who's lit?

    Isn't that the truth. I suppose they want their people to be able to haul ass in case of an emergency...haul ass to rescue the lifers who all weigh in excess of 250lbs. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  22. I've had 5am call times. The only thing that made it better was knowing I'd have fun all day. I'm never angst-ridden on a set. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  23. McDuck

    Who's lit?

    In those days.....I think you could probably smell it when I showed up. See, and the bad thing is, I usually only run when chased, or by myself to stay in shape. I'm not a group runner or competitor. I just promised my sweetheart that I would do this with her. I'm trying not to be too angst ridden over it all. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  24. McDuck

    Who's lit?

    I wish...I'm at work right now and I have to run a 5k in the morning. Not the ideal situation for boozing it up. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  25. McDuck

    Help!!!

    Drink some beer. That's always good for depression. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.