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Yeah, but that's sooooo base, and I'm not ready for that yet. I've only got 41 jumps as of this moment. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Yes, enjoy your jumps and be safe. Please. We want to hear all about it when you get done this weekend, so take copious notes. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Thanks Bubbsy. I had originally thought I could get to 100 by the end of the year, but time, circumstance and MOOLAH have conspired to make that unrealistic. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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I can't wait to go home for a visit so I can jump at Perris. It's on my list of places to jump in the next two years. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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That's actually pretty damn cool. I wonder what mine would look like... Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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See? See what I mean? All I have for that one is something lame like, "They told me there's no room for me AND my ego." All I would do is slam myself, and that simply doesn't play. I'm taking classes from a master, though. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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See, but Sasquatch isn't local to these parts and it might stir up a ruckus if I exposed my shaggy boddy to the light of civilised day. I suppose I could paint myself green so people would think I was one of the local swamp creatures. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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In the words of Bender Rodriguez, "Bite my shiny metal ASS." Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Hey, honestly, thanks everyone for being so supportive. That's one thing I'll never get tired of: the strong sense of family this community has for one another. Thanks...we now return you to our regularly scheduled sarcasm-fest. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Man, I need to brush up on my smart-ass skills, because I just don't have it today. It's good to feel the love and know that I have nothing to worry about...wait, is someone snickering in the background? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Okay, hang on...I'm trying to pay attention, but a co-worker of mine won't shut the hell up about some stupid movie he saw, and I'm doing my best to tune him out while seeming to pay attention... Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Since I'm a neophyte, I'm not up on all the "gifts" for skydiving milestones. What is likely to happen to me at jump 50 (this weekend), aside from beer dues? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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heh heh heh I think that the sound of that thing cranking up would case perspiration and loss of bodily functions for even those people with a high tolerance for pain. Just the thought of being "licked" by that arcing blue tongue of death would cause John Gotti to soil himself. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Yes, but think of the confessions you can get with that thing! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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A guy I knew back in the Air Force was travelling by car from Washington state to Illinois. He got pulled over for doing 120MPH in a 65, and the cop let him go, as long as he promised to take the next exit and get some sleep. He had a DEEP imprint of the steering wheel on his forehead. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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I've always wanted a Tesla coil that could reanimate dead people. Holy CARP (the fish)! I'm willing to bet the mafia would pay big bucks for something like that. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Yeah, what BKdice said...even though I'm totally distracted by her avatar pic...as was her intention, I'm sure. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Nah, we wouldn't let you down, bro. Plus, I kept seeing Daphne Zuniga's outraged face...ohhhhhhhhohohohhhh, Daphne Zuniga. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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We will...on a daily basis here in Talkback. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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If his "device" is made of corrugated cardboard, you know he's a Bill Watterson fan. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Sooooo, how about those illnesses? Seems like an inordinate amount of people are coming down with the creeping crud. Wait! I think I've got it, weather changes and late-night booze-fests. So, I'll be sick after this weekend. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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LORD no! That's when crow's feet and SERIOUS wrinkles set in...not to mention life becomes a big bunch of no good. Growing up is overrated...so I'm told. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Spaceballs...classic. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Get them to issue an RMA # and have it sent back to them on their account. As the above poster mentioned, their mistake, their pocketbook. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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I'm guessing that after Saturday night, and the revelry we have planned, I'll be in a similar state...and I'm not talking geographically, although that could happen too. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.