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  1. McDuck

    PayPal Scam

    Funny, I just mentioned to the staff here that, after our latest DOS attack, that hackers that perpetrate this kind of crap need to have their balls twisted off and fed to them on live television. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  2. Australopithecus is one of my favourites...as in "Get the HELL out of my WAY, you freakin' Australopithecus! Drive in the SLOW lane!" Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  3. I'm with Andy. Any time you have the opportunity to skydive with great people over going to work, work must always suffer. If you don't call in sick, you'll BE sick to your stomach when they start telling stories about the kick ass jumps they had without you. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  4. As I've mentioned in other threads, when I was a student I asked that same question of all my instructors. They all said the same thing: the day you lose that feeling entirely is the day you should take up bowling, because you are a danger to yourself and others at that point. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  5. I could write a screenplay, or a series of short stories or porn or...uh, I mean...philosophical musings. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  6. The role of Turtlespeed will be played by Neil Patrick Harris. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  7. You could always sculpt your own out of packing foam and glue it to one of your existing teddies...uh, teddy bears, that is. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  8. I despise the fact that I can't seem to get motivated to use the limited writing talents I have to something more than PW. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  9. I wanna play TOOOOOOOO! I could almost hear the sarcasm and the mocking tone. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  10. How about Ed Norton? He had his head shaved in American History X. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  11. Since someone already begged, can I add my plea as well? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  12. All the positive energy, strength, hope and {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{VIBES}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} I have and can muster are theirs. My thoughts are with them. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  13. Afrin 12-hour severe congestion. Gets me airborne on those days when I wake up with a brick in my sinuses. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  14. He was probably HOPING the ex would bite him...just not for the same reasons. This guy most likely has past transgressions to atone for as well. He'll be the shower sweetheart for a good long while, if Karma has any part to play in this. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  15. I feel your pain, my friend. I'm just afraid if I start down THAT road, I won't have skydiving/beer money for the weekends. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  16. You know, I think the alien that replaced him is also pretending to be Janet Jackson at the same time. They both have that odd pale glow about them, and you rarely see them together. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  17. Well, I didn't want to cornhole...uh, PIGEONhole her into anything just yet, but you're right. She does look like a natural for FF. After she gets that license, might be time for an "accidental"sit...you know, just to see how it fits. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  18. DUDE! I was simply talking about just retribution! Oh, wait...you meant the dirtbag! Sorry. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  19. A good friend of mine in WA who was also my falconry sponsor beat it. He kept his spirits high, never let anything get him down and went about his daily life like nothing could ever stop him. Last I heard, he was in full remission and not even looking back. {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{VIBES}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  20. I'm just going to back slowly away from what looks to be a Kodak moment. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  21. How about snaking a tube down his throat into his lungs and sliding a few dozen leeches in there? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  22. So let me get this straight: big, bad man, who is strong enough to wield an axe long enough to take hacking swings, was hurt when a FREAKING PUPPY bit him?? Wait until his fellow inmates get a gander at his backside. Maybe then he'll understand what hurting is all about...unless he's been there, done that. I think he should be given a Nerf football and put in a tiger habitat for a couple of days. Oh, and take a cheese grater to his skin before dumping him in there. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  23. McDuck

    My hand is old!

    He's on PW restriction. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  24. I'm not alone when I say, that guy creeps me out. I'm not sure when the real Mike was replaced with this pseudo-Mike made of malformed plastics and foundation, but I'll bet the real MJ is locked away somewhere on that ranch. Maybe THAT'S what the investigation is about! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  25. McDuck

    Fear Factor

    I won't need Ipecac ever again. I'll just carry this pic with me everywhere I go and if I ever need to induce vomiting...hang on, I'll be right back. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.