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  1. It's interesting that even the "Repost Police" is a non-paying position, plenty of people are willing to pin the badge on and start wading through posts. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  2. Dude! I was holding my breath the entire read-through. We're going to the Thailand boogie, and I was dreading horror stories of getting rigs through screening. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  3. Doesn't that usually imply that dues were not properly paid? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  4. Here I am, wishing I could find something more intrinsically meaningful than the standard platitudes directed at your accomplishment, and all I can think about is, "How much beer did you REALLY drink?" Seriously, I'm glad you're enjoying skydiving as much as you are. It's nice to have the intelligent people on board with the rest of us. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  5. My sentiments exactly. You need to have walked a few hundred miles in those shoes before you start talking like a seasoned veteran who lost a limb in combat. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  6. Yeah, but what good are all of those steps if SATAN NEVER GIVES UP? Apparently, while God kills kittens when we masturbate, Satan Is Arsenio Hall'ing from below. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  7. Yeah, I KNEW I was leaving a few options out. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  8. McDuck

    How do you cope?

    1) We're glad to have YOU as a friend here too. You're pretty cool, even if you only started jumping in May. (pssst! I only started in June) B) As long as you are having fun living your life the way you want to at this point in life, no worries, right? At least, none that can't be remedied through skydiving. ^) True friends will be there. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  9. So, as a con, which would you rather go through life saying? "Yeah, I boned that little freak. Made him toss the salad too." or "Are you freaking KIDDING ME? I'd rather have a prison bar jammed up my ass sideways than touch that thing. Looks like a transvestite mannequin." Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  10. Ever see the Eugene Hassenfus interview by our own Mike Wallace? The bastard practically interrogated Hassenfus in the "interview". Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  11. McDuck

    How do you cope?

    Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  12. bifurcate, as in "Follow me home uninvited and unwanted and I'll bifurcate your skull with my katana." Edited to add: Wait, never mind. I actually DO like that one. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  13. Nivek Ttocs Ttomredcm Tom red cum?? WTF? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  14. As in "We're a pair o'pathetic peripatetics"? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  15. {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{VIBES}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} and other good stuff, all yours for the amazingly low price of THIS POST! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  16. Will do, brother. Sending her family all the positive throughts and energy I have. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  17. All noble and altruistic ideas aside, I'd wish for the ability to become any animal I want at any moment and have their skills and abilities for as long as I remain in that form. Yeah, I'm just a 35 year old kid. Edited to add: I mean, as long as we're wishing, right? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  18. Still, it's pretty cool. I'm sure the BASE jumpers at my DZ would take me along if I asked, but I think I'll want to have a few more jumps under my belt before that...like 75 more. I'll want to hear all about your first BASE jump though.
  19. That's YOU? Right ON! That's kick-ass, darlin'. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  20. What? No risque, on the edge pics this time? It's a cute pic, though. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  21. If anyone feels your pain, brother, it most certainly has to be me. I take it you aren't the least bit challenged by your job either? Everyone take you for granted and expect you to just shut up and like it, be a good little automaton? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  22. That sentiment is fairly prevalent, and I concur...uh, I mean, YEAH! NO KIDDING! EFF THEM ALL! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  23. No whining? Hmmm...what will I do on Wednesdays then? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  24. Dang! See? I KNEW there was a reason I don't visit this thread. I'm wanted where it counts...by my creditors. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  25. Me too...almost had me gagging. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.