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  1. McDuck

    i am a master

    Congratualtions dude! Gives us low-lifes something to shoot for. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  2. McDuck

    Z1 paint job

    To use the common, youthful vernacular, "That is the BOMB!" I'm getting a Z-1 for my girlfriend for Christmas and I want to get it custom airbrushed for her. I just don't have the skills or patience to do it myself. Danm good job, dude. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  3. Welcome to the 'Zone! Don't fret the status indicator. There are hordes of us who have more time on our hands than we honestly know what to do with, so the status deal is just for fun. When you're having a bad day, you can come here and post a couple thousand messages and get promoted FAST! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  4. Welcome and congratulations on the start of your new life. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  5. Welcome aboard sky-sailor! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  6. How-do! Welcome to the 'Zone. Glad to have you around. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  7. DUDE! I wish I had thought of this earlier! Would you be able to make it to my birthday bash this weekend at Parkton? There will be food...and beer...and, uh, other stuff that parties encompass. Maybe it won't be as tame as the one you were here for this past summer. It would be great to have you there dude. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  8. Hey! Glad to have you on board! Good luck with the operation. Be sure to leave a post in Talkback when the time comes so you can get some good vibes from the masses of kind hearted folks there. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  9. Great work! Glad you are enjoying your addiction. I hope I can be at 78 jumps by the end of the year. Actually, I'll be satisfied to get to 50 by the end of this weekend. I'm nearly there. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  10. Congratulations on getting you A license! Are you saving your BEER dues for the boogie, or did you already pay up? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  11. Welcome to the 'zone, dude. Hope to see you around in the threads. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  12. Welcome to the wonderful (and expensive) world of skydiving! I won't be one to tell you what to do. I will say, however, that my girfriend and I waited until we were off student status before we started buying things. Our purchases were mainly based on the "icky" factor, meaning that it was the middle of summer and we didn't want to keep wearing the sweaty remains of other students' jumps, so we bought our own helmets, goggles and altimeters. We buy what we can when we can. It's all about what you can deal with and for how long...oh, and it's also about funding levels. Enjoy your new addiction. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  13. COOL! A natural light show during my birthday celebration at the DZ! What could be better? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  14. Where, at the DZ? Uh, I would imagine so. Unless you have another destination in mind. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  15. COOL! Mine has a literary reference: 1960: Lady Chatterley's Lover sold out Bookshops all over England have sold out of Penguin's first run of the controversial novel Lady Chatterley's Lover - a total of 200,000 copies - on the first day of publication. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  16. Boy, someone certainly had some terribly emasculating experience in the past, and is no longer suppressing the "mommy-never-loved-me" anger. It's truly sad that people like THAT have any following at all. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  17. McDuck

    Wish me luck...

    Congratulations and good luck on your first child. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  18. Well hmmm...I'm wondering if I should sell or hang on to the gear for those times when I'm not skydiving or working...BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, so I have one Auto-Mag, custom made with sniper barrel, fiber air (not CO2) tank with neoprene sock, battery operated autoloader and other goodies. Also have a Tippmann 98 custom, sniper barrel, two CO2 tanks and other extras. My last marker pistol is a plastic somethingorother...Stingray? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  19. Right on! Andy will be there...wait, make sure you wear more than bells. I know all about you and the whole "wearing the rig naked at home" thing. Dude, naked jumps are one thing, but naked carpet dives are only fun with a consenting partner. And you're on tap for britches-cleaning detail if people don't have fun...or have TOO MUCH fun. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  20. Awww! There will be plenty of kids hanging around there for yours to play with, and plenty of food. I'll even pick up some hotdogs for the kids if it means you'll venture out our way. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  21. Oh man, I went to see the Counting Crows live and I'll never be the same. They put on a fantastic show. Oh, and John Mayer was there too. He's talented, but boring on stage. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  22. Dang! I had snuck my entry in earlier this week, and I was hoping to avoid the rush of more talented writers. I suppose I'll have to write another and add more tail-kissing to it. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  23. Two words: Beer & Sleep. If they've had beer and slept a few times since the last time they met you, there's a fair chance they won't remember for a few visits. Unless you do something they'll remember, like lip-syncing to the Divinyls "I Touch Myself" and rub your nipples ina clockwise manner. Uh, I mean...not that I would KNOW, or anything. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  24. I remember when I lived in Spokane, before they caught Yates, everyone thought the two were linked. I'm guessing that, as far as prison politics go, he won't last long in a place where cigarettes can buy your life...or a contract on it. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  25. Darlin', you're perfect the way you are. Seriously. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.