Bolas
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Aw, c'mon. Don't Schimmell him...
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Conducting more Jello shot lessons?
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Get out of the mirror man!!!
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does your bday have a cool pic associated with it?
Bolas replied to heidihagen's topic in The Bonfire
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Forgot to say it at The Farm but whenever I'm filling out a waiver I always ask manifest, "Do I need to read this or is this the standard 'you now own my house but I have to keep making the payments' and 'If I die you sell my organs on E-Bay.' " Supposedly I kept telling people last weekend I flew a barstool which they found quite amusing. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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You girls do know it's opposite day.
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Don't forget Skydive Emerald Coast is having its Beach Boogie Memorial day weekend. (A real one too, not like that thing you Farmers tried during the Atlanta Snowstorm.) Florabama Woo Hoo!!! I'll need at least a week or two for recovery. As for your link: (Why o why couldn't I have clicked on that at work where it would be blocked) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Well hell if we can do that I don't know... She's kinda quiet Very subdued Doesn't party much Dresses way too conservatively And can't hold her liquor for shit.
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You probably caused some major wood too... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Kraft Easy Mac with Tuna and Chili about a week ago. Strange things: yes Earned a jump ticket: no. My old car was worth about about a tenth of my '94 Javelin. Especially after the Dublin Boogie.
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As the great Rodney Dangerfield once said... (RIP) I like teachers, you do something wrong and they make you do it again.
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Screaming in terror "Please let me control my urges to take him right here at the fire in front of all these video cameras!!" And you thought you got away with this post... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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This thread inspired my new sig... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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In my defense I had been drinking since about noon that day. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Not there in the store. I tried that once, Court order now forbids me from going to Publix. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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She worked there, she was a local. She was hot. I'm not stupid enough to touch the second part.
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It's not Grady Road, it's Darby Road. At least that's what I told the hot chick at Cowboys in front of Kelly and Pyke. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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When I saw the name of the link the Hokey Pokey came to mind: You put the feeding tube in, You take the feeding tube out, You put the feeding tube in, And you watch the husband scream and shout... Anyone want to add? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I have a little more hair now. Work made me shave it off. Little tip: don't use permanent dye. Edited to add: Funny bumping into you again, you come here often?
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Asswipe (pronounced Az Wee Pay) is not a good name but Dave Brown has it.
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Fixed it for ya, but resisted the urge to spell check.
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Not the one on the left.
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Like I told another lucky SOB on here after he got married: Just remember what Lyle Lovett, John Stamos, and David Copperfield have learned: eventually women develop an immunity to roofies.
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Kicking gate $$$ to the manatees? That's too much money to give to a lower species. (paraphrased from Marco) Flutterby girl: Coconuts sound good, a hula party with hotties in coconut bras even better. Grass skirts for them are optional, but they can't wear anything else. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Not quite where I was going, but I'm always looking for a "sponsor." I was just hoping we wouldn't run into the same problems we did in Marco Island. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.