Bolas

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  1. [Wolf Whistle] Dayumm, I like the tanned and brunette look on you. You gotta update your avatar.
  2. Sorry, dz.com rule 14b subsection 2 paragraph 4 "the gutter rule" states: Let the woman make up her own mind about that.
  3. Of course not, I'm wearing my Teva's, sunglasses, helmet, and my rig. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. Just walk into a Victoria's secret, scope out a hottie. Grab some sexy lingere, walk up to her and say, "Excuse me ma'am? Can you try this on for me?" If she doesn't mace you right then, she'll probably say, "I don't work here." Just smile and say, "I know." If you don't get kicked in the balls, arrested, maced, and/or tasered at that point, you're in!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. Happy Birthday!!! (Inappropriate sexual comment goes here) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. I'll send her shopping this week. But we need to take a vote on whether we go with sea shells up top or just the super long Darryl Hanna "God, I will give all my money to the homeless if you make the wind blow right now!" wig. I dunno, I think I'll need to see both to choose. I'm leaning towards the wig though. MMM, Marianne with long hair again.
  7. Just cuz you have a third of the posts here and the last two doesn't make you a postwhore. Have fun up there. I'd come up there this weekend but the last couple of times I've been at Orange the weather was unjumpable. Starting to feel cursed. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. Don't you normally have your phone with you? Ever since I got a pager and or cel phone I've seen no need for a watch. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. Wires, mircrochips and circuitboards. Bolas Rodriguez Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. Damn, no wonder he kicked my ass at Z-hills New Years Eve when we wrestled. That was great. So, uh, Frizzle, are you bringing your radio show to Rantoul?
  11. AHEM!! After going back a page and a half of posts, let's get this thing on track. The big questions: Aircraft? Camping? Hotels? Where are we taking off from? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. I dont know.. cant really tell from here. Gonna have to call in an expert....HEY ROBBY! I was thinking the same thing! Either way, it's a super smooth or very daring move on his part. LMAO! Since Robby is busy and after discovering a few weekends ago we think scarily alike, I will answer: The gentleman in question does have his hand on her boob, but since it is an open hand he is not touching the nipple, only the area around it. My guess is he was preparing to give a quick squeeze right before the picture was taken. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. I have updated my profile to include all my nicknames. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. that's the evil twin....... Don't you mean the good twin?
  15. I may just do that and we'll have EMSchick get some use out of that video camera of hers... Just remember: you get inside the cake after it is cooked. Idea: cake wrestling
  16. This is a good one to read as well Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Careful, she'll squash you like a bug. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. You gonna pop out of it? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. June 25-26 - The Farm - $110 All you can Jump Boogie. (Forgot my Birthday Weekend) Be there or else!!! Come to the 4B* at The Farm. (Bolas Birthday Boogie Bash) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. Happy Birthday!! Cool!!! Casie and I are the same age for a few weeks.
  21. ParrotHead (Destin) Boogie June 25-26 - The Farm - $110 All you can Jump Boogie. (Forgot my Birthday Weekend) Beach Jumps at Coastal Carolina July 4th Weekend Somewhere in Jersey/New York (CrossKeys, The Ranch?) July 9th weekend Skyfest or Anniversary Boogie at Skydive Carolina Lost Prairie? WFFC The Orange Boogie I do want to get back to Carolina SkySports, Skydive Orange, and Skydive Atlanta sometime this summer as well. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. Well, if it's like most want ads you specify the ideal, and then settle for less. I have to say I meet 66% of the qualifications. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. I don't know what you're talking about. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. That is a great shot. I've never had that much camera awareness ever.