Bolas
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I forget, is that Remster or SkinnyShrek? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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That's what they make bags for sweetie... Kidding.... [Singing] I'm gonna get my ass kicked, I'm gonna get my ass kicked [/Singing] Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Multiple resume's is a must. If you applying for a job, put the exact words from the requirements for the job in the resume. Ex: "Must be good with Excel." Even if you have Expert at Microsoft Office. change it to say Good with Excel somewhere. In a big company usually the first one to read your resume for a job knows nothing about what you do. They are just thinning out the unqualified. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Were you sitting on it again and copying your butt? I was copying my boobs... hey when you hit that 200% enlargement button on there it makes you think I really have some boobage!!!! Is it one of those combination copier faxes? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Small spelling mistake, I fixed it for you. The copier? How boring....Go for the washing machine...on the spin cycle!!!
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Small spelling mistake, I fixed it for you. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Anybody else picturing Monty Python's The Meaning of Life sex ed scene about now? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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If I hadn't seen it, I never would have believed it: A thread about stripping going to the gutter and then becoming educational. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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No beating around the bush with this chica... Yes the pun was intended Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Psst, Look one post back. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Can't. The frilly panties are in the way. They can easily be removed.... Oh. nevermind. I see they're crotchless. A B C D E F G... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Can't. The frilly panties are in the way. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Really? I thought you were. (gets down on knees to beg for forgiveness) Sorry. So who was the other one? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Me too...with the frilly panties!!! Imagine that with a giant cast and crutches... Would you two stop rubbing my nose in the fact that I won't be there... Ditto, THE PUDDING TWINS ARE EVIL!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Mr. Fabulous. Started as an Otter but is now a Super Otter.
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Contest idea: The skimpiest dressed girl gets a free lap dance and drinks. Have fun kids, wish I could make it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Happy Birthday!!! When can you start jumping again? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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AS400 (shudder) If it's your current job, aren't you supposed to use the present tense? Train the users, Assist the clients Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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For once, the masses were right. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Tandem Master: Ladies: Ask for the fifth attachment point. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Only on beach jumps. I jumped barefoot once and the landing was fine but the hot sand burned my feet plus the walk back to the van was through a bar and gravel. Now I wear my Tevas, take them off, and tuck them under my water gear once under a good canopy and once I've picked my landing area on the beach. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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A house not too far from the office not in a sudivision with lots of trees, I hate long commutes. Also want an RV that has a satellite dish for TV and Internet so I can travel around the country and go to the mountains, the DZ's, the lakes, the oceans, the cities, etc all while teleworking. Part 1 is about to be underway, part 2 is getting closer.
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Ironic choice of a name there, birdboy. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I scored an 80.
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Try to be a gentleman and neither confirm nor deny it the next morning at the DZ. Cuz a gentleman never tells. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.