Bolas

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  1. Yes. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. It seemed so lonely with 0 votes. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. CUNt. Need I say more? Ummmm.... well..... MBJ. Do we need to go to baseball terminology? They're different bases. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=ad40a1817750901f09412c03033b1c76 Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. Having a life has nothing to do with how much or little you do. You can be a workaholic and always busy and have no life. Or you could be a laid back easy going sorta lazy person and have a life. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. CUNt. Need I say more? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. It all depends if you take them out of the bottle before you take them rectally. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. Why do you put fortune cookies in your shoe? That's where your good fortune comes from. Feet are usually connected directly to the earth is some way. A soul is in the sole. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. No, but Bolas might. He has the perfect pair of shoes for that. I'd just as soon not see that. I don't know, it could be funny to watch him try to walk in them - but I get the idea he is proficient already. You must have not been at SkyFest. The damn things nearly killed me on flat ground. "Spotters" don't work too well when you tower over them. Works much better when shorter sexier people wear them. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. Wow, you're such good friends that you don't think she wants to hear what you think or your concerns. My take: Most anyone can figure out what someone wants to hear and parrot it back. Real friends tell you what they think. You can still be supportive of someone you don't agree with. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. Was this on paper or did you put the number right into his phone? Paper gets lost, drunken phone numbers get entered incorrectly. Plus there's that whole, "did she mean to give me her # or was she just hammered?" If you have another way to contact him try giving it to him again while sober. Or if you have his number call him.
  12. It is or more accurately it was. They got it working several times but each time when they didn't know what it was after being flashed they dropped it and it broke. Thinking they never got it working, the project was eventually abandoned. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. That's not what happened!!! You weren't there!!! I was told but I'm not gonna post it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. I routinely have 4-6 browser tabs open between at least two different browser sessions. None are on search engines though. Google search is built into the browser. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. Depends on how far the tall trees or bodies of water are from the DZ. This comes from field research at several DZ's using different canopies. Asshole. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. 1. Yes, provided none of them use any non "factory equipment" on her. Fingers or tongues can't pop cherries. She does lose her virginity though if the video gets posted to the Internet. 2. Yes. Seriously. 3. No. Fortune cookies always come true, but there is no set time limit. It may not even be in this lifetime. All your good fortune is the result of fortune cookies your sole has been exposed to in your various incarnations. Seemingly extremely lucky people had past lives as trees the fortunes were printed on. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Why are you sniffing sharpies when you have easy access to much better stuff? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. It's a third nipple. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. Was this on paper or did you put the number right into his phone? Paper gets lost, drunken phone numbers get entered incorrectly. Plus there's that whole, "did she mean to give me her # or was she just hammered?" If you have another way to contact him try giving it to him again while sober. Or if you have his number call him.
  20. 111.050 km/hr Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. Muaahahahaha!!! You're powerless without the sexy shoes. They won't listen. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c39215b8f3910115b8f9a0620011 Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. Because a blacberry is a yummy fruit, not a computer silly.
  24. (conflicting statements) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.